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Mr. Market Versus Your Average, Run of the Mill, Ameritrade Investor

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  1. Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.
    Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.

    hm…

    I know former $GS e’ee’s renting from family.

    The world’s not so big to $hit on anyone’s house.

    Less HOBOma tax “it” away (no homo).

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    Also, with rule-breaking Commies in charge (by color of horse sheit – aka – “law”), Mister might seem a master.

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    All the same, lead female death victim does have exorbitant lips.

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  2. FUCKGOLDMANSACKS
    FUCKGOLDMANSACKS

    Whatever you just said you self absorbed jack wadd.

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  3. o hi

    I’ll take two castle’s, moat included, stocked with a fleet of tap-water, great whites, six Lear’s that can fly 5000 KPHs, and a loving wife.

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  4. enlightened1.

    La volée,

    I feel… If the banks do not have an exceptionally stellar day; you lose… No?

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  5. DarthVader's Mentor
    DarthVader's Mentor

    Fly,

    Don’t forget how the story ends. The other girls get the self-absorbed egomaniac killer.

    That’s because the market is Darwinian. For ever winner, there’s a bigger predator waiting to eat the winner.

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    • o hi

      What are you talking about? The fly will always need some extra entertaiment after he mans his property, properly.

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    • noodle

      Yo, Check out my Aston Martin.
      So naturally selected. I’m Darwin.

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  6. Clock

    only in the movies do the girls out drive the man.(or even come close)

    Except for Mrs. Fly maybe?

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  7. Mike

    you haven’t mentioned Hugh Hendry lately.
    Rogers dismissed fears over a hard landing and said both Hugh Hendry, who runs the Eclectica Absolute Return Fund and SocGen’s Albert Edwards are dead wrong to be so negative on the Chinese economy.

    “Hugh has been dead wrong about China for three years now and China has not collapsed as he predicted, loudly, verbally and widely” said Rogers. Hendry used an interview with the Financial Times last week to predict bad things for investors and the global economy but has otherwise been keeping a low profile after betting on difficult times for China.

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    • Trading_Nymph

      Shanghai Comp is at 2009 lows. Jim has been retired for years, Jim is a really great guy, but Hugh Hendry is correct imho. Never met Hendry yet, but I would really like to.

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  8. Bleached Asshole
    Bleached Asshole

    Repent! The end is near, global thermo financial meltdown!!!

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  9. ruggyup

    Re: Comment #1 Freedom of Speech is one thing as is coarseness and filth in language but, responsible and responsible editing is another. Please, the more you accept and encourage people like #1 the lower your ultimate purpose will score on any value test.

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  10. Mike

    aapl leaking??? up pre-market

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  11. Cascadian

    Was everybody drunk or stoned last night?

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  12. Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.
    Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.

    Looks like the bots have a doji programmed in for the day.

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  13. Trading_Nymph

    I am still waiting on news of the meeting between Schmid and Bagheri on Iran Sanction talk, after their meeting there is hope that a phone conference will give us a New Date for Iran +5+1 talks, that should continue to take the risk out of Brent.

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