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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THERE IS MORE MILK IN THE FARMER TO BE HAD

Another day goes by without rain and farmers are fucked inside of tax incentivized, broken down, barns.

While the local farmer laments in the hot, scalding heat, about the clouds, “The Fly” is sitting comfortably in his air conditioned office, profiting from the farmers misery–long egregious amounts of MOS. In addition, and I bring this news to you rather immediately, I just started a new position in RNF. I can see the charts and it clearly has a cock and balls formation to the upside. I like it because it broke its triple axis, double inverted, sweet banana pie, lemon top melon formation.

I am a seller just north of $36.

Ladies and Gents,

The summer is here and it is hot. I’ve all but sustained myself on fruit, water and almonds for the better part of 1 week, requiring just 2-3 hours of sleep per night. I like to call them “naps.” I am terrible sorry to inconvenience all of you with my plights, yet I do so nonetheless.

Into this short squeeze, I like the taste of cow, chickens, corn and soy. In other words, I like the stuff that makes crops grow, as well as the infrastructure that allows the stupid farmer to better manage his water supply. Make no mistake about it, farmers are some of the stupidest and devious characters around. They are schemers and hoarders, sucking off the government tit in a felonious fashion.

I INTEND TO EVEN THE PLAYING FIELD AND MAKE THEM PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE.

 

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34 comments

  1. rhino

    Old McDonald.

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  2. Trading_Nymph

    VXX hitting all time low. No fear in the market at all.

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  3. NinoCornelius

    what’s the ex date on RNF ?

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  4. vking

    Sold my other half of IOC…

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  5. NightHungry

    great song choice

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  6. Raul3

    They’re praying like hell for water.

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  7. Ccassara

    I knew I recognized the chart formation that developed on RNF. Was just blanking on the name.

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  8. spurr1

    I thought a farmer was someone outstanding in his field.

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  9. 30yrplan

    What price did you get RNF at. Good call

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  10. Xmas Ninja

    The cavalier Mr Hendry http://tinyurl.com/7qjtobd

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  11. alvari40

    Wait, wait. When you say “almonds” you make me thinks that you are bending towards being one of them raw food vegans. Where is the rib-eye-n-bordeaux-kick-you-down-an-elevator-shaft man that we all know and love (in a non homo way).

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    • alvari40

      Not that there is anything wrong with that Anderson Cooper.

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  12. asteroids

    I find it odd that SPY is up more than GS today.

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  13. Lisa

    Who is the farmer? monsanto or the ones who can’t even plant their own seeds?? This post is very confusing.

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  14. FUCKGOLDMANSACKS
    FUCKGOLDMANSACKS

    Think I’ll head into the barn and slip into a nice warm jersey

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  15. Half Blood Pope
    Half Blood Pope

    How do I invest in water parks?

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  16. Jack 'd

    Divest CBS, the media conglomerate. as well as the rest of the media conglmerates that fuel ww3.

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  17. vking

    You guys should be thanking 0bama…without him we wouldn’t have anything

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  18. Jack 'd

    s/b “rest of the conglomerates” ..damn spell check!

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  19. Jack 'd

    adding, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RnnrxvQZSQ “see where that cow’s gonna take ya’

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