iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Fuck Your Social Network

I no longer give a shit about the mood swings of social networking investors. As far as I am concerned (and I definitely am not!), shareholders of both GRPN and ZNGA can fuck themselves inside of Greek bathhouses, located in San Fransicko. I don’t need to YELP, nor play games with The Facebook. “The Fly” has huge fish to fry in the fields of corn.

The Catastrophic Drought of 2012 is leaving many thirsty without water. As I water my cactus with a bottle of Fiji, I ponder about my prospects in MOS, LNN and CRESY. Also, it’s worth mentioning, I am causing great panic amongst the short sellers embedded in ALJ. I am here to outstrip and decapitate you, without regard for human life or decency.

EVERYTHING that I do is based upon profit. Do you bitches realize how lucky you are to be involved with a person, such as myself? I introduce you to strange men, named Chuck Bennett and speak of myths, with regards to “The Devil.” Without me, your lives would be pathetic and entirely vacuous of merit.

My cash position is down to 20%, as foretold in the halls of iBankCoin yesterday. My plate is full and I intend to eat a great deal of farmer, with rapacious hunger.

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48 comments

  1. Rhino

    LNN is pissing me off.

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  2. jb

    Hi Fly,

    When you start a position, on average what % is it of the portfolio?

    What is the typical % size goal when done building the position?

    Thanks!

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  3. Marc David

    You did not mention the precious metals.

    Any particular thesis there?

    I saw EXK get a brief OS signal today. Have not seen that in some time.

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  4. Jack 'd

    HP laptop models Z-A fully functional. Out of company battery causes perceived software failure. Ethenol is not the answer.

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  5. The Equalizer

    Dear VVUS, I don’t own your stock anymore, but I’ve followed your story and the three-way race between you, ARNA, and OREX for a while.

    As is customary on a PDUFA deadline date, it’s been a crazy day in your stock, but yours was more fucked up than normal. On behalf of degenerate biotech gamblers and bystanders alike, I insist:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEtm_Q2LK9g

    …GET ON WITH IT!

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    • Trading_Nymph

      Can you include GIVN which is just taking its sweet ass time getting the FDA phase 3 data together…just get those cameras out of everyone asses and publish the data already.

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      • Cascadian

        Would you swallow that little pill-cam after it cam out someone’s ass?

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  6. Freebie

    My boss just came i my office and looked at my screen which said “Fuck Your Social Network”. Sweet.

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  7. Raul3

    The goings on of YELP are most interesting indeed. Soon distinguished men in tuxedo and top hat will walk through cities sporting an internet enabled monocle. Content burned directly into your brain through your retina, brought to you by YELP. The future, the way of the future.

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    • Cascadian

      You will write a rave review of that restaurant if you liked it or not; that is, if the restaurant paid for the premium placement.

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  8. clegger_2000

    timestamped

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  9. Cascadian

    Farmville may be right up your alley….

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  10. Phytobedo

    I have 4 inches of standing water in my yard.

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  11. TradingProdigy

    Hey Fly, it is raining like hell for the past month down here in Central Texas. Lots-o-corn….I agree the overall national picture is iffy though. I thought you would enjoy this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5H9z4NuI60

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  12. Testicules

    a panic over “chicken feed”

    time to study alternatives

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  13. enlightened1.

    Your amusement with yourself is quite amusing.

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  14. JTU

    Regretfully I sold out of my ALJ yesterday near the close before I realized that “The Fly” was buying it. I held onto it for so long and I rushed into selling it for a small profit.

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  15. GARTMANISTHEWORLDSBIGGESTDICKHEAD
    GARTMANISTHEWORLDSBIGGESTDICKHEAD

    Thanks to the Senor for CRESY and now on to my post, and not to put to fine a point on it… FUCK GARTMAN AND GIANT BOLOGNA HEAD ART CASHIN.. Whom together have screwed many a greenhorn out of their stake..

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  16. FUCK GOLDMAN SACKS
    FUCK GOLDMAN SACKS

    and FGS

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  17. I Like Ribs!

    I like Ribs!

    and RNF in that shit space but be wary of UAN she is a manipulated whore by the hedgies

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  18. fake amish

    As long as the 0 speaks unscripted the tape has a chance. Just need a few more fuck ups before november.

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    • Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.
      Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.

      I wonder what the spread is on who hires the HOBO after the bum’s booted outta office.

      UN President?

      Supreme Court Justice?

      Pro Basketball team Owner?

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  19. echizzle

    I’m in Wisconsin right now on business. It’s 104 degrees out – hot as balls.

    In spite of that, I’ve driven by many a corn field in the last 2 days, and have yet to see a brown wasteland of dead corn. All the grass is brown as shit but the corn is green, with a little brown towards the bottom of the stalk on the edges.

    Who knows, maybe I’m in an area that was not hit hard by the drought. Plus I don’t know a damn thing about farming.

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  20. I Like Ribs!

    Now cast your syphiltic eye (no fly) to these little gems HE and PDT

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  21. I Like Ribs!

    and kiss both sides of my ass

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  22. Pfffft

    Cool. Just keep adding to your positions as they go against you until they are 50+% of your (no bullshit) portfolio, then hope for a bounce.

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  23. chuck bennett

    And some fools believe the devil isnt real.

    regards,

    chuck bennett

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  24. cosmo dog

    and regarding the image: wut? they like sucking cock??

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  25. sodapopinski

    I’m a LEEEEEEEAD Farmer!

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  26. ruggyup

    Here’s hoping the new WSJ Dollar Index will help measure the whys of why with the fucking corn crop totally fucked it would make sense to irrigate and fertilize what won’t respond. Not to worry, Comrade Obama will work it all out with transients pulling out dead corn stalks by hand. busy hands etc. you know.

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    • Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.
      Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.

      I don’t have any, but here’s $100 Ibc Reserve Note.

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