Come on Ben, just one more piece of crack rock for the road. I can’t survive without that rock. I need that shit. A good friend of mine will likely suck your dick for a little piece. Don’t let us market players out here suffer, when you have lots of supply in your trap-house.
I promise, on a stack of King James bibles, I will hire 1 1/2 people if you just give me one more taste. I swear, after this taste, I will work real hard and forget about crack rock.
You don’t understand, the market simply isn’t worth trading without that SHIT. Folks like “Mars Attacks” Ackman are getting cremated in JCP and I happen to be long for the ride. Did you see David Einhorn today? He has gone mad, twitching like a mental patient on the teevee, coming fresh off a poker binge. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, oh please Mr. Ben, won’t you help out the millionaires on Wall Street with a little more QE. We have families and estates to maintain. Plus, my lovely wife wouldn’t like it very much if her supply of money was stifled. You wouldn’t stifle my wife’s $20k per month allowance, would you Mr. Ben?
Thanks in advance,
A fan and a friend