Come on Ben, just one more piece of crack rock for the road. I can’t survive without that rock. I need that shit. A good friend of mine will likely suck your dick for a little piece. Don’t let us market players out here suffer, when you have lots of supply in your trap-house.
I promise, on a stack of King James bibles, I will hire 1 1/2 people if you just give me one more taste. I swear, after this taste, I will work real hard and forget about crack rock.
You don’t understand, the market simply isn’t worth trading without that SHIT. Folks like “Mars Attacks” Ackman are getting cremated in JCP and I happen to be long for the ride. Did you see David Einhorn today? He has gone mad, twitching like a mental patient on the teevee, coming fresh off a poker binge. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, oh please Mr. Ben, won’t you help out the millionaires on Wall Street with a little more QE. We have families and estates to maintain. Plus, my lovely wife wouldn’t like it very much if her supply of money was stifled. You wouldn’t stifle my wife’s $20k per month allowance, would you Mr. Ben?
Thanks in advance,
A fan and a friend
62 Responses to PLEASE, BEN, I BEG YOU: MORE CRACK ROCK
Getting butt fucked in commodities right now. I need that QE3 or my fiance doesn’t get a honeymoon.
Add me to the DSL list for Big Ben if he floats any QE jargon.
And to think I thought coal reversed…
“A good friend of mine will likely suck your dick for a little piece”
i got these cheeseburgers man!
lol. old school.
Stock Gods, Just ignore that plea from Wall Street…you know the Nymph and her friend the US Dollar really love you…btw, totally agree, its a classic.
lol, BUY SPAM.
nigga you just went full retard lol
Hey. Let’s be nice about using my name in vain. BTW, legging back into EXK for the umpteenth time. Maybe if Helicopter Ben drops a little QE, I’ll actually be able to make more than a buck on EXK.
$20K/month for your wife? Keeping her under the $250K/year figure to hold down her income taxes.
i think Fly was speaking from another managers POV. Mrs. Fly has the keys to the castle i assume
Awesome post! I hope the fed continues to adhere to the Timothy Leary philosophy of the only hope is dope. Hopefully Bennie “the bongmaster” Bernanke is gonna flick blunt ashes on the shorts soon. The economy needs some dope with DG hitting an all time highs today.
Off to Vegas with the wife. It would be nice if the market was down 1000 points when I get back on Monday. Good luck gents and pay attention to Le Fly.
bringing YOUR WIFE to Vegas… I don’t think youe get the whole concept of Vegas
Check out the “We Love Drugs” band that plays outside of the Cosmopolitin. From Florida.
By the time I crossed their path, oh – let’s say two hours later, the techno-hippie teen was a sack of breath on a seemingly lucid fellow with a rather large marihwanna (sic) leaf tatooed to his right cheek.
The “lead singer” was also sighted speed talking about his habit to some other loiterer.
Right time of year. Enjoy.
You should introduce your wife to this fine gentleman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_HmzSvJcX8
As uncomfortable as seems, I had to find some perverse amusement, Vegas observation: many uh (white) “daughters going black.”
White chicks, black dicks. This site welcomes rap, so I know that’s great for the some of the readers.
For you “haters”, hold your breath before you call me a racist. If THAT thought raced through your head, just wait until your baby girl turns tricks and works for one of these “entertainers.”
That is all. An observation.
There’s some sick white guys out there. Very insecure when it comes to black cwawk. And I say this as a white boy.
(I’d reply, but am BANNED)
BRA or whatever moniker you go by these days. Broke the cardinal rule. Do not sully the hallowed halls with garbage. Not that this opinion matters. BANNED.
It’s a new day.
No mo’ BANNED.
I’ll leave it at this: “sullied” and “garbage” is one way of putting what the maids likely saw.
REALITY CHECK – to yoz domez.
I’ll return with some freeBEEz later before the week’s out.
Don’t HATE (that I’m white).
Hate the game that dominates your head place.
I’m diversifying, just started my own real estate company and close on my first property shortly. I’ll keep you posted on how it goes.
There is truly a wealth of info and highly useful boilerplate forms (like DISCLAIMERS) in Nolo real estate books.
Check em out at the library (or glossy-glistening book stores if consumption is the carrot).
There are professional tenants out there, who will try every tactic. Can’t really blame ‘em.
Three months is my bright line for cutting loss and getting process a moving.
Y. Best luck, wise move.
You mad me fucking laugh again. Sucking “his” dick – that’s funny. He’s-a-she. A hairy, eastern Euro type. You didn’t know that? “Ben” is a play off that well known eastern Euro female name Beniana. Look at the twinkle in “his” eye next time she speaks. That nervous voice gives her away.
They dont call her the Bearded Clam just for cheap laughs.
“his friend” ? Jake Gint???
Holy shit! If this doesn’t get a response from the golden one, then we know that he is gone for good.
Jake died from polio
Damn, Salk and Rotary International fucked up.
Did he leave LeFly or Ibc anything in his will?
As psychopathic as it sounds I actually worry about the welfare of some of the the people who comment and ‘seem’ like genuine people ie. TraderCady/Jake/AlphaDog/Omen. Maybe I just have no life but there has to be a real person on the other end of that avatar. Maybe I am just drunk or maybe just a ‘good fella’ myself but there seems to be some good people who post comments pretty regularly and then just disappear. Call me fucking crazy for wondering WTF happened.
Remember when I told you I’d start killing people?
Remember when Fly said he wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Einhorn is a serial killer. Takes one to know one?
The drug addict will wait only so long. After the promises are all used up the drug addict goes on a crime spree. Gets the money the old fashioned way and scores. The clam is running out of time. Talk of crack is not crack in hand.
No Crack here :
On July 9, 2012, NFA made inquiry with U.S. Bank and learned that rather than the $225 million in customer segregated funds that PFG had reported to NFA as being on deposit at U.S. Bank just days earlier, PFG had only approximately $5 million on deposit at U.S. Bank. NFA also learned that, in contrast to purported bank confirmations submitted to NFA that sought to confirm U.S. Bank account balances as of February 2010 and March 2011, that reported balances of approximately $207 million and $218 million, respectively, PFG’s actual balances at U.S. Bank at those times were less than $10 million for each one of these months.
just when u think your ahead.get head !
where were the regulators?
The worlds most effective parasites reside on Wallstreet, hilarious.
, your account is held at the clearing firm PFG BEST, and is “Frozen” at this time. Until the shackles are opened by the powers that be – there isn’t anything that can be done.
When all of the coal mining companies go kaput, watch who comes in and buys up all the assets. That’ll tell you who was responsible for their demise. Friends of Obama?
Wait for other industries to fold as well. Unbelievably in these hallowed halls there are some smart people who do not get 0 namics. The tape is about to go full Romney into the dirt. Only chance the bankers ultimate candidate has.
FUCK GOLDMAN SACS
…and where’s my BONG?
Did anyone see my fuckin BONG???
I know it’s around here somewhere….
NRGM had a nice day! and how was your day?
stand ready to go long BOIL once we get a 3 handle.. wait for it
Le Fly, you sir, have a vibe about you when you write, a spirit about your words, whatever you want to call it, it owns you, and you own it…it is special…alas, you did not write this post, as you don’t at times…so obvious to a fellow inter-dimensional being.
I appreciate your genius, but whomever wrote this is merely a mortal.
You idiot. No one has ever ghost written for me.
Sometimes the Fly writes in tongues!
Fly, it’s posts like this that keep me coming back for MORE!
$5.5 billion in total debt…$2.5 revolving. Doesn’t have to rollover much until 2016 but their free cash flow is horrible.
They own lots of Appalacian coal as well which is much harder to get out of the ground.
I could be wrong. Have been many times b4.
the banning policy has been reinstated ???
Good one Monsieur Fly. I love the Q events, they are so profitable.
PLEASE, FLY, I BEG YOU: Tell Scott to grow some hair back or put some ass powder on his shiny head before any media events.
Well German Courts are saying it will be longer then a few weeks to decide the Temp Injunction..Now it could be months to decide whether even a Temp Injunction will be granted on ESM.. http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/german-court-may-take-longer-to-rule-on-euro-measures-a-843560.html
Ghost ride the whip.
According to President Putin (i.e. HOBOma’s fourth dad and POTUS), your a$$ CAN BE sued:
AS YOU WERE!
What happened to the free market? Where did it go?
chuckle. Go talk to Pelosi about free mouth jobs son.