iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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SIZZLE

The market doesn’t want to go down. There is a bid in this market and I don’t know where it’s coming from. Needless to say, it’s foolish to bet against stocks here, unless you have a catalyst. The momentum is to the upside and the shorts are broke and dickless.

I’ve taken it upon myself to acquire more shares of RBCN, because I want to bear witness to a short squeeze. You fuckers will all pay the heavy price of betting against me, in due time. For now, revel in the familiarity of the winship that is Senor Tropicana. The sun is beaming and the temperature is rising. I wouldn’t be out of place by saying “my hand is on fire right now”, would I?

Coasting into the close, I like CMI, RBCN, ALK and MOS.

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17 comments

  1. The V.King

    VIXY

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  2. clegger_2000

    Pimp hand…

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  3. prospectus

    You’re still holding AAPL I presume

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  4. Trading_Nymph

    Give it time, Watch Oil, notice that all profits from the EIA data is sold off and oil under 87.00 again. SPX 1360.33ish is a key fibo support MA..but Clams have given EVERYTHING and nothing. We are in the bullish time of the day, lets see the close.

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  5. Pfffft

    “You fuckers will all pay the heavy price of betting against me”

    I highly doubt that.
    Enjoy the run until your next hissy fit. Wahhhhhhhhhh

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  6. WTF?!

    Hey Fly,
    Why ban Pfffft again? His last “word” was a perfect imitation of Lucille Ball in “I Love Lucy” albeit he did forget the usual lead-in: “Ricky….”

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  7. Mr. Pickles

    The Fly is hotter than the asphalt in this summer heat

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    • ruggyup

      Just remember, asphalt melts in summer heat, gets on the soles of your shoes and poses the danger of getting stuck in a road with lots of cracks.
      Metaphorically speaking, that is.

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  8. widespreadpanik
    widespreadpanik

    I would say the Fly is pretty much a tomahawk missle right now. YELP is unbelievable. Too bad you sold AAPL right before it leaps up Senor Fly, but hey we are all human. I think this is the HFTs systems zapping/moping up their shorts before tomorrow’s numbers which should lead us lower unless they are friggin stellar.

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  9. GR8Trade

    Quite a spectacle this YELP trade was, glad it worked out for you. I’m heading to Europe and need hotel rooms, guess what site I hit first?
    TRIP it is. Looks like a keeper.

    Btw, less “homey” videos is actually more!

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