iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BOWLING ON YOU FUCKERS

Come get it today. You fucking clowns were talking a lot of shit about my YELP position. Who’s laughing now?

For the sake of sanity, I trimmed my YELP position by 25%, all market orders, taken in like a fucking champ. The only reason why I sold is because the stock was almost 50% of my book. Even by my standards, that’s a bit much. But understand something, pal, YELP isn’t done going higher. I teach you these lessons because they need to be taught.

All of my blogging peers out there are pussies, afraid to spill hot coffee on your faces. Always know, “The Fly” doesn’t have an issue with throwing scalding hot coffee into your “fucked-faces.”

Moving on, I am not sure if I like the market here or not. The YELP win is clouding my judgement, truth be told. I am long large amounts of CMI, ALK, EXK, MOS, CPST and RBCN. I “feel” they all trade higher.

I want to get more ag, in light of the fucked situation of the farmers of America. Fuck their crops. Le Fly has three years worth of dried food reserves, just in case.

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17 comments

  1. FUCK GOLDMAN SACKS
    FUCK GOLDMAN SACKS

    UAN in that space

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  2. MX2101

    Nice work Sir. Bravo!

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  3. surplusdroids

    Indeud. Well fucking done sir.

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  4. Metalleg

    Judgment

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  5. Yogi and Boo Boo
    Yogi and Boo Boo

    LOL, Fly wins again. I derive great pleasure watching you vanquish your bullshit talking enemies.

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  6. Quantic

    Fly, have you heard of Atera? I know you like fine cuisine. If you have time, it is worth the trip.

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  7. Fidel Cash Grow
    Fidel Cash Grow

    Didn’t seem like it at the time but what a gift the FB IPO was for us yelpers. I trimmed my position this am as well

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  8. halfbloodpope

    I must hyperlink the June 26th post by Dr. Fly as intern, author of trash piece on YELP, has been recently sighted dropping off an application at McDonald’s.

    http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2012/06/26/yahoo-finance-shit-heap-finance/

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  9. dr sanantonio

    Did you really just post to thousands that you have a three-year supply of food? Some things are best kept secret unless you have a machete or AK-47.

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    • The Fly

      When the corn supply dries up, I will give you a one week supply, just because I feel bad for doctors.

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      • The V.King

        “What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.”

        12-12-12

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  10. rogue wave

    I am always amazed at how much the Fly gets done.
    & thanx for the ddd, wfr.
    I’m letting them ride, for now.

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  11. clegger_2000

    You will need my SGBs. Soylent Green Briquets.

    Just saying…

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  12. shrie_007

    Fly,
    Do you really listen to this many hip-hops?

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  13. zenhunter

    Congratulation on your YELP. It takes deep conviction and a lot of steel nerve to roll in the big money. Very nice play!

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  14. Trading_Nymph

    I am really surprised today that Draghi went pussy and cut rates to zero. Yet, he did find LTRO hasn’t been working (except a little in France). BoE gaves us QE too and China cut rates. Last Year that would have given me a PAINFUL Rally that I would have to endure. Today, the Clams threw money and we are actually soft??? Maybe this is the tipping point? Clam Death is a quiet one so far.

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