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A Trail of Tears For the Bears

Just like the white man “removed” the Cherokee from their lands, bears are being removed from their money. The great collapse of 2012 has been canceled and stocks are back to ripping heads off again– kicking said heads down idle sewer pipes into cesspools.

I stand before you a victorious man, someone who should be lauded and praised before billions. You should speak of my fortunes to your children, or grandchildren, when they are in bed, preparing for sleep, accompanied by warm glasses of milk or buttercream. It is impossible, in all expressions of the word, to stop me. The stock Gods favour me because I am blessed with a gift of energy equal to 10,000 Hiroshimas.

I want you to shut your fucking faces now and look at the screen. Once I have your undivided attention, I want you to click on a link that I am going to provide for you, FREE OF CHARGE, just under this sentence.

CHEQUEMATE.

Now I want you to leave this site and do not come back again, unless you are prepared to Bend the Knee and pay homage to superior beings, such as myself.

NOTE: Big props to my good friends,”The Devil” and “Chuck Bennett”, for nailing VHC inside of The PPT. Your winship has been duly noted and archived for future generations to enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfVXV1GRMDc

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48 comments

  1. Jimbo

    Yes, VHC has been a great hold. Wish I would have manned up and bought PCYC as well 2 weeks ago. I hate my greed.

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  2. jb

    Fly,

    Is “The Devil” in the PPT the same one that you displayed your text message conversation between a month or so ago (nailing the rally)?

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  3. Mad Willie Thompson
    Mad Willie Thompson

    Fly, given your move to NJ, I am concerned that multiple of your new neighbors will be “Brony’s”

    http://bit.ly/LT7Vey

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  4. Yogi and Boo Boo
    Yogi and Boo Boo

    I refuse to dance on the graves of my less fortunate relatives.

    My fellow bear relatives, see the error of your ways or you will be neutron bombed and turned into bear skin rugs.

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  5. Good Shepherd

    @FLY

    what has happened to Sntr. Gint?

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  6. milesknowsbest
    milesknowsbest

    Fly!!! No WFR commentary? Come on man!

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  7. ruggyup

    Bend the Knee? WTF is that all about. Even the supreme narcissist in DC is not awarded such bullshit.Superior performance above the competition is its own reward. People who seek reinforcement from lowlifes tend to find themselves eventually yelping in the pine barrens of NJ or around the Delta refinery. Phew!

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  8. the boost

    YEAH nicely done on the yelp thing ..but heres something of importance…opened my mail today and found out my property taxes all but tripled ..what the fuck..i live in penna. anybody else in any other states getting fucked like this ???
    im going to have to clean out my acct to pay these god damn things …this fuckn pisses me off to the max…bastards bankrupt the state and im supposed to bail these fuckers out ….god damn it

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  9. ruggyup

    That’s a bitch, man. Best get thee to a worshiping house and recite twenty times the Obama prayer:
    Psalm 109:8 ~
    “Let his days be few and brief;
    And let others step forward to replace him.”

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    • razorsedge

      amen.

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      • Frog

        Right. As if Obama is responsible for the policies of the state of Pennsylvania.

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    • the boost

      man the chosen one is going to end up being reelected just because of the health care thing …if this isnt happening to you right now im sure other states will follow suit…it might be only in my county im not sure but if its a state thing , look out

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      • the boost

        15k right down the shitter

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        • the boost

          i got to wonder if this is how they are planning on not going over the fiscal cliff

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          • the boost

            just found out tax assessment are usually done through countys, so we will see

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      • xxxHuggieBearxxx
        xxxHuggieBearxxx

        i like how motherfucking obamas gets the blame for your PA property taxes. You live in the 2nd most corrupt state in the union and yet you blame Obama.

        Thats funny shit roost.

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        • the boost

          he says we all carry guns in 1 hand and the bible in the other so true..somebody put this idea in the ears of the purse string pullers ..wonder who ….

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        • the boost

          where did i say obama is to blame ? learn to read please….thank you

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          • xxxHuggieBearxxx
            xxxHuggieBearxxx

            fair enough, upon a rereading of your statements, which took me a good hour of intense study, i conclude that technically you are correct.

            However, I would say you did insinuate as much.

            But, nevertheless, I rescind my remarks.

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  10. yoyoyo

    So you sold your Yelp that your up a couple bucks on or did you hold so you can watch it tank back to 15 when they unlock all this millions of shares… when this was 15 you cried and cried remember

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  11. The Track Philosopher

    Lord Fly,
    What will be the reaction to the price movement of YELP stock when the “lockup period” expires?

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  12. razorsedge

    so have u ever been getting fuel in your boat, and have 2 20 somethin girls say hey can u give us a ride to the sand bar because their friends r there? and did you take them there and as they saw them danced for joy on your bow, take off there tops swinging them wildly in the wind? and when there friends(3) see them take off there tops in joy?…..me neither…but wouldnt that be kool?

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  13. the boost

    will hedge myself in the morning if needed …takes a little more than a few cents down to make me worry ..

    fas would be my choice for the record… 1:2 ratio ..

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  14. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Fly I am rather surprised you are not taking some yelp off the table…you averaged down at a great price, the gains on those shares are pretty significant.

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  15. theedge111

    FInland and the Netherlands just told the PIIGS to go pound sand on further bond purchases.

    Should be an interesting week. THat’s a game changer if all of this Euro trash starts turning on one another. Europe’s still a clusterfuck.

    “(Reuters) – Finland and the Netherlands will block the euro zone’s permanent bailout fund from buying bonds in secondary markets, the Finnish government said on Monday, despite European leaders’ decision last week that rescue funds be available to stabilise markets…”

    http://in.reuters.com/article/2012/07/02/finland-esm-idINL6E8I26JG20120702

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    • Dr Funk

      Thanks for the post. They haven’t even ratified this thing yet. All 14 have to agree like you said, Eurocluster

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    • the boost

      seems to be a lot of finger popping goin on around that euro table ..

      heh heh heh

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  16. fake amish

    No bears in the hallowed halls, again. But may be the eurotards will come together and not fuck the tape like a blanket smothered in the pox. Why work making them walk when all you have to do is cough on them?

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  17. the boost

    you need to be tazered

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  18. chuck bennett

    Thanks for the props.

    Everyone else your welcome. The fools who followed have banked stupid coins. The last 4 weeks I have tripled and just doubled the coin again doing options on the piece which is VHC.

    I like KS, you all should 2.

    regards,

    chuck bennett

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  19. halfbloodpope

    I remember writing a comment about marching the bears on the Trail of Tears to the bile factories in China.
    Did I alter the Fly’s mind at one point. Possibility?

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