BEND THE KNEE
You have been disciplined and dispatched.
Shame on you for misjudging the tape. From hereon-forth, all parties who were profligate with their stock market suggestions, over the past month, will be banished from the great halls of iBC.
I stand before you, towering with a magnanimous shadow, drinking wine from a human skull– but in no way content. Like a vampire on the prowl, I endeavor to sap the coin from your brokerage accounts and transfer it into my own. YOU WERE WRONG ON YELP, just like you’ve been wrong about your entire life.
I do not win due to luck, but design.
What you are witnessing now is normalcy for me. I can’t help but to win, in largess manner, with all of the pomp and grandeur that someone in my position might expect. I beg of you: bet against me. See what happens.
We are going higher, much to your chagrin (feel free to digress!), and I am now up 17.5% for the year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4A29uG0KBc
67 Responses to BEND THE KNEE
indeud
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Well done on holding $YELP through the chicanery, it’s not easy to do shit like that. I actually managed to buy it near the low but turfed it for less than a buck, highly unimpressive. In any case, are you selling some? Just tagged overbought today on the daily on my metrics.
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You’ll get another shot. $Yelp will see sub $14 again.
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BANNED for being stupid.
Who is NEXT?
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LOL… I like the “for being stupid” part….
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Just keep a tight leesh. You’ll be OK.
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You are gifted in the art of winshippery.
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Fly, what’s your take on $yelp option especially out of money calls. Thanks
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I own YELP calls and have said so for over a month. I like them.
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Which month options do you own?
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Get off your wallet and pay for a PPT membership, it is well worth the winship!
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You’re right ; seven of us split the cost and it is worth it .
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JOHN SILB HAS BEEN DISPATCHED TO THE IBC PRISON
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Silb was vile and without top hat.
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He will be killed.
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“drinking wine from a human skull– but in no way content.”
Hilarious. I nearly choked on my coffee.
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you are gifted in the art of bullshittery….I bought TNA when you were buying Silver (EXK)….that position will not win, commodities are going down as the biggest cheap oil bull market in 50 years commences. If you don’t believe it, keep your gold and silver, you can use it to create your own financial system and then maybe you can exchange it for food.
Oh yeh, I know, banned.
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Yes, ban yourself BOY.
I own many stocks because my pockets are deeper than yours. I bought EXK two days ago. I didn’t know investments expired, like the lease on your cheap car.
Good luck with TNA. I support it.
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Laughing my ass off–
“…like the lease on your cheap car.”
nice one there!
Who the F- are you S. Sux? Shame on ya when you step up ta the old dirty Fly! He has demonstrated his prodigious, perfected, prognostication and has time stamped it, you however have merely shoved your way into the black tie ball with a dirty undershirt and shit stained shoes. Be gone sir.
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Boooyah!!
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$Yelp will see sub $14 again.
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You will see the black flag.
How does it feel to lose all of your money in the great squeeze of 2012, bitch?
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ZEROHEDGE RULZ BITCHEZ!
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Tyler wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.
Piker.
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Please Fly: Ignore these parasitic morons. They are a distraction. Do what you do best, dispatch wit and wisdom for those that can profit from it.
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No more talking, just bend the knee.
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A Tebow to you good sir!
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Mr. Fly,
Any thoughts on bringing in an accomplished Options trader to the PPT to provide options strategy, guidance, and trading suggestions? It would be a great help to me just like Chess and Rajin have been.
I agree winning is winning , but to me you just hold on hope mode . If anyone holds a stock long enough it’s bound to go up . If your entry would of been correct then you wouldn’t feel the drawdown and emotional distress that you felt .
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He is a very sloppy and overrated trader. Only amateurs act all giddy and super bullish like him during a dead cat bounce.
One day he says the market is going higher, then the next day he says lower. He is a farce who has no clue what is going on.
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2 for 1: both BANNED.
Never talk to someone who is better than you with such disrespect.
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Who are these miscreants that come here, pretending to be experts?
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Congrats. I have a feeling you’re going to double that soon. NXPI, MOS and USG all look nice,
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It looks like the qt. end rally is over. What little there was. The beating will continue until morale improves. A break of S&P 1300 and new lows for the year will not be far behind. This could get ugly.
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In EXK@ $7.94, now smirking and thanking the clawhammer while admiring the audacity in Europe with Barclays fucking with Libor and cyber monkeys stealing from banks. Would be funny if not so perilous. Finally, is John Silb related to John Galt?
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“Where there is a sea there are pirates”
12-12-12
Mr. Toreador prepare to be boarded!
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rrrrrrrrrrrr.
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let loose the dogs of war ! ,M. Brando in 1953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY1ezMyRV9w&feature=player_embedded
Whether it is Friday or early next week, you’re going to see the SP500 test that 200 DMA. If it holds on close we’re done with this cycle and on uptrend.
If it doesn’t there’s more pain down – here’s the blog spot: http://ibankcoin.com/kcscott/2012/06/26/2-scenarios/
My Favorite Stannis moment from GOT: “Where is your God now?
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The two year cycle low in Tech is upon us … prepare to board, July is almost here!
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Oh my dear heavens. Look what my CATM has done since my Friday purchase.
More to come, gents. More to come.
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From now on, “yelp” will be a verb used to describe the recoil of those being chastened by Le Fly for questioning his position in YELP.
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yelp:
1. to give a quick, sharp, shrill cry, as a dog or fox.
2. to call or cry out sharply
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Fly, you have far more patience with fools than do. Nice job on owning this tape.
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Not really. I ban them freely.
Thx
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than I do. (I know “A” game. Ten demerits.)
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The great squeeze of 2012! Hilarious. I feel it coming as well
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heh heh heh heh heh
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Heard on biz tv yesterday: “We won’t see 100 dollar oil again this decade.”
I’m ready for the flag waving holiday rally.
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I feel another Ban post coming.
It seems as though you take more shit Fly when you are right.
I think people like to watch you flipping out like a lunatic when you are taking your lumps as we all eventually do in the markets.
Winship is not nearly as entertaining to read on here unfortunately. Congrats on your calls. You held when the bear shitters were ready to declare victory in May. Took a lot of balls and you are now being rewarded.
Congrats.
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hello,
the bears ripped asses in may …..from what i remember there were 3 up days in may ….could of been 5 but my acct says bears wrecked shops and ripped asses in may…even made a few people un recognisable
Do you type with your feet?
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no..i dropped a bag of m&ms on my keyboard and that is what came up..
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you will see it ,,sooner than you think
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Damn did they close the Yahoo message boards?? What’s up with all these goombas?
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Lesson to everyone: whether you are a bull or a bear, when you get too giddy on a position, prepare for the rubberband in the opposite direction.
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i have found its best to be both…but add monetary pressure to the side its going…if that makes sense
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Good work Fly for staying with it. I bought some Yelp on your rec under 18 but sold out too soon. Today was my day to rip profits on my little ARNA. What a monster!! Bought it at 1.85 and made quite a few sells and rebuys on the way up. Bought back in this AM for a quick 30%. Small spec biotech might be the best place in the market right now. Bummer you sold AAPL. That is my “core” and until it rips I am not 75% sold on this tape. My shorts suck right now.
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Shouldn’t this post be titled, “Sweep the Knee?”
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This site oozes Winshippery. It’s halls are paved with the skulls of the Banned.
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Great post, see you at yelp 30
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they open a new resturaunt in town last week, we went there last night. the ambience was excellent. our waiter was to the task, the aroma was garlic on crack. they served the finest beverage. we red and white checkerboard table cloth, bread sticks for the opener. you can imagin the rest, domino’s is the best…
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This is going to fuck Europe.
http://www.businessinsider.com/germany-nothing-major-will-be-decided-at-eu-summit-2012-6
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I’m not kidding, Italy could pull the trigger this weekend. They are the best placed of the piigs to take an exit. 60% of their sovereign debt is domestically financed. The new currency would take a hit of around 30%. And their budget deficit is actually moving into surplus next year or so. Around 4%.
They should get the fuck out immediately and not fuck around.
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Spain up over 7% again and German Unemployment is up, maybe I can finally get a break under 1300.
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You were crying like a girl 4 weeks ago. Who lets a 20% gain go negative. Now crowing on the bounce, classic.
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Sold BIOL @ 2.23 this morning for a 9.8% profit in one week!
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