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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Proper Decorum Will Be Maintained

Before I talk about stocks, I need to address the ongoing vagrancy that is polluting the great house of iBankCoin.

Make believe you are a man of importance. You are dressed in your finest tuxedo, top hat, white gloves, with cane in hand. You are inside of a great house, invited for a midnight dinner and ball, where you and your wife graciously accept the provisions set in front of you by a magnanimous host. That host is “The Fly” and you are the impostor in the top hat, making believe to be appreciative of the caviar and champagne snacks, so generously provided for you and your stupid wife. Not too deep under the surface, bitter jealousy can be found, as it is found in most men, because we are combative and impulsive savages. But your mother raised you well enough to abstain from acting out of place and to comport yourself with the minimum decorum– when in the company of well groomed gentlemen.

Having said that, if any of you disrespect me in my house again, I am going to track your ip, find out where you live, then murder you.

With regards to the market: this set up is very simple. We will wait for two more flushes, then take it all. The sublime harmony of mathematical precision aka my time machine aka The PPT is operating at full plutonium levels, guiding members in and out with the utmost elegance and panache. There are set ups on the long side developing. However, before we buy in, we need to head down a bit lower. For those of you on the outside looking in, I strongly suggest making arrangements to hedge oneself, else find oneself on the receiving end of the claw-hammer of certain death and destruction.

There is a storm brewing. Head for shelter, for your umbrellas are grossly inadequate.

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41 comments

  1. razorsedge

    das right ifin im gonna be impotant, im gonna axe impotent. (just a joke) we all need to lighten up. its just money. if we lose sight of whats important, than you should not play. this is not a game for anyone who cant bare to lose.

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  2. razorsedge

    The Fly says:

    June 21, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    Really? He’s been nothing but wrong over the past month. Just because he is short doesn’t make him right. you fucking faggot.

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  3. Yoda

    haha, awesome post

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  4. Blind Read Ant

    To Be Filed in the “TMI Files”

    Well style, if only with top hats in hand, boding imposing collars and billowing sleeves ebbing rococo prowess, this post should give appearances of deity concerning decorum; indeed, I now recall one fine evening in or about Studio City (yep AKA Hollywood).

    After the warm up snacks at an “MTv” Crib where my suggestion for Kuala bears to chew on Eucalyptus trees was entertained with the host’s reflective humor, did we then embark upon some (one) CA senators (son’s) estate.

    The first encounter post-jungle joose was at the terraced (yes, secluded) Neptune-like pool – Doric balustrades etc.

    How the segue from from said strawberry blonde to secluded forest grove to sturdy pine, Douglas fir (too romantic to be a redwood), remains a blur. The Mediterranean mut, though, was firmly planted.

    Finally, as though spreading suchness (no highness) in pedigree weren’t enough, my trusted partner was able to handle the wheel upon departure for which a rather large sized four door provides adequate room in the rear seat to absolutely call into question my character with yet another blonde acquaintance.

    Eliciting Blind Man stories is akin to watching Sheen 2/12 man episodes.

    Not to say I have risen to such levels; all the same, birds of feather tend to hunt in packs.

    Let me say to wary and Viagra treated, “Put the Devil back in Hell.” -Decameron.

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    • The Fly

      Read the whole thing. You are a twisted man.

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      • Blind Read Ant

        Not to offend “the Queen’s Case”, as though there was evidence of dent in my stead’s shield, I do oft find reason for elicited stories I forgot, indeud, occurred? Never!

        Not illiterate, a forlorn for times seemingly forgotten. Pardon such masculinity. It is rather forbidden among families offering panache with less than three letters as a trade name.

        Beg my pardon.

        What the hell, I need some X (no MDMA) to get this shit back to this BS century.

        Sell guns to Mexico. In debt America to Asia (Antarctica ad the Ant Man). Reorganize major trading partner debts to our trade balance’s further degradation – and so on.

        A bonus for me and everyone else I forgot.

        —End Block—

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  5. impermalongandonlydown.0001
    impermalongandonlydown.0001

    MVIS time?

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  6. dave

    The Greeks are so stupid they don’t even have EBT cards to mask the poverty in their country.

    1 in 7 families here use them and you would never even know.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161651/Starving-Greeks-food-thousands-politicians-finally-form-coalition-government–long-last.html

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    • dave

      Maybe they don’t have a JP Morgan like company to administer it. Fuckers

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    • Yabollox

      the Obamas- with their concern for healthy eating…. should eliminate overly sugary and fatty foods from EBT eligibility. just for the sake of the poor people’s health. They don’t all have to be fat. maybe they want them to die early to save benefit $.

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  7. The Coypus

    I’m not letting up on this. Is Alf from Kazakhstan?

    Also, Le Fly, have you begun preparations to relocate to Romania soon? You speak of burnout and all…

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  8. Halfbloodpope

    What is going on around here? I must have missed the party.

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  9. LRM

    Not just men here. I am a woman with a stupid husband.

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    • The Fly

      Women rarely misbehave. Men are base creatures who need to be controlled.

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      • 'merica

        Kind of hard to misbehave in the kitchen. Can I get a one month ban? I feel I need to sell everything and step back for a while.

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  10. Dishwasher

    I’m enjoying the hip hop you have been posting. I find that some old Tribe Called Quest is nice on the ears during summer months also.

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  11. jason

    Does anyone here agree that today was likely a scrubbing of cream from the top due to disappointed QE speculators but the recent uptrend will stay in tact? Or, have I been snorting dried glue w the cast of gummo?

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  12. discoordinated

    And if my gloves are black?

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  13. JTU

    WOW! I was down a whopping 4.77% today! That hurts! I couldn’t help myself though, I bought me some CLF, TC, BAA, and EXK near the close.

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  14. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    I would have literally been down about 5% yesterday and 7% today…..FCX, SLW, EXK, UCO….everything i sold got unbelievably murdered.

    Maybe this is the beginning of a turnaround….I think Fly is right and we get another whoosh or two down, and then setup for a run into the most patriotic of all holiday’s July 4th. (and earnings season)

    I hope these miners go lower i will buy them up….QE3 is coming don’t doubt it.

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    • moolahheaven

      In my opinion the 4th may be too early Huggie, let’s see what happens out there first. PATIENCE. Also while a QE3 would give the heroin addicted mkt a temporary boost (and will be done before elections if Obama’s campaign chairman decides ‘we’ need it – NOT Bernanke) it will boost the mkt, but not as much as QE1 or QE2. QE’s will become less and less effective over time as the cocksuckers mortagage Americas future for short term market/political gains. Just my 2 cents…

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  15. jimmy_two_times

    Fly, you think we can SHOMP it without QE?

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  16. RepubliKat

    Okay, I just bought the PPT.

    How do I display a cool avatar like you other peeps?

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  17. Cheese

    GH,
    Disrepsect a man’s wife and you are stooping to a new level.

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  18. Cheese

    My SOC is now aimed at your house btw.

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  19. bill

    You are either inherently intelligent, have great sources, or a combination of both. This seems to be the consensus among most competent (key word) PMs – ironically, their unwinding happened to coincide with most of your calls. Sentiment wasn’t nearly as bad on the desk as one would expect for such a day but quite a few myopic degenerates are going to be getting a lovely “maintenance” call in the near future. I only wish I was permitted to buy the blood when the time is right.

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  20. P G

    as we move into subsequent quarters it will take some magic creative accounting to give the impression theres still growth….oh well it all ends dec 2012 ! ! happy friday.

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  21. flyaway18

    Good morning, last day of school here and we are missing more than 150 Living Environment regents scores, misplaced while scoring, what a clusterf*ck. Anyway, when the Dow hit -140 yesterday, I took a quick lunch break, drove home and sold while they were still green for me X, WPRT, Z and SBUX. They had surely been more green the day before, and that reversal candle with X was certainly a sign Wednesday to bail but I was being greedy. So, I listened to you, but I should have listened the day you first said, GTFO! Waiting with some cash now for lower prices…and the darn regents results for my 9th graders.

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    • flyaway18

      BTW, I really like Zillow and it has behaved quite well despite some insider selling at these current levels. I use Zillow all the time.

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  22. bobbyboucher

    If it’s midnight, wouldn’t it be supper rather than dinner?

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