There was no crisis in Europe. There was nothing wrong with your bank or your congressman. The only threat to America is Roger Clemens lying to the holy men on the hill. The constitution says “anyone who tells falsehoods to the anointed shall be punished, monetarily, and lose his freedom.” It’s a document and it’s law.
Just sit there and let the homohammers at the TSA fondle your wife’s breasts while cradling your balls. After all, there’s a war on terrorism out there. It’s fucking dangerous as hell out there, all of those mexican muslim motherfuckers crossing the borders, jacking us for our first rate health and schooling services, making us bankrupt (even though that is literally impossible, #POMO).
No matter what, you must support the troops, who are controlled by the anointed, because anything less means you’re a mexian muslim sympathizer. The IRS is watching.
Wait for Ben. #POMO
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On the one hand, it feels like Ben must pomo, because the world will now self destruct if he doesn’t, and that would directly conflict with all he’s trying to accomplish. Plus, it does seem as if its already leaked.
On the other hand, the market is barely off its highs and positive for the year. Crude is actually giving consumers some relief. If he does anything crazy with regard to QE, he and Obamas will take a political beating. A relentless political beating.
My guess….they extend twist. And thats it. And the market sells off a bit. But not too much because, already, there is hope on the horizon that Europe will monetize. Which they will. But, no matter, its only the hope thats important.
Hope > Reality.
HB
I have never… ever… done my laundry in a laundromat.
I have.
And there’s always that motherfucker that decides to pour a half gallon of bleach on their whites right before you use the same machine for your “where’s waldo” shirt collection.
Or the guy that puts his kid in the washing machine for a spin cycle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8FQWbcgDNA
Or that creepy dude who’s spidey senses start tingling everytime a minor walks by.
Don’t ask me how I know.
I hate when that happens.
Well said Fly. Congrats for being named one of the Street’s most 25 dangerous media types! Maybe a twist on mortgage backed securities?
No reason to congrat. I could do a blog right now and name myself the #1 most dangerous blogger in the universe, and I should, because I fucking am.
Amen! -And May the wind always be at your back, and the TSA NOT ‘cradle your balls’.
Fly:
Sour gummy bears
Red Hots
or Skittles?
NoBull, where’s the option for the fresh beating hearts of his opponents?
Well that’s just a given though. We know that 100%.
#nopomo
I don’t like candy, at all.
did the greeks get their money yet to pay their electric bills ..heh heh heh
Has anybody looked for ‘ben bernanke’ in the bible code
Does QE3 show up anywhere nearby
it says this actually;
Revelations 8:
14“They will say, ‘The fruit you longed for is gone from you. All your riches and splendor have vanished, never to be recovered.’
15The merchants who sold these things and gained their wealth from her will stand far off, terrified at her torment. They will weep and mourn 16and cry out:
“‘Woe! Woe, O great city,
dressed in fine linen, purple and scarlet,
and glittering with gold, precious stones and pearls!
17In one hour such great wealth has been brought to ruin!’
I would need a pass/fail option GS.
The only words that made were:
a) riches, splendor
b) (female) torment
c) gold.
—
I was, however, a class favorite in one religious studies class. I taught women the ideal virtues of Decameron.
Such as the metaphor:
Ben has to play the cards he was dealt by 0bama and Bush and so I do not envy his positon, (except for the free lifetme medical and dental insurance). On one hand you have The 0, who throws money at electric car companies in Finland and on the other hand a man who decided to democratize two POS countries in the mid-east who long for the 7th century.
Seriously, what can he do?
Try
http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/
for the answer.
Great picture for the article Fly. You had me cracking up.
Dan, hallo.
Fly, also I want to create a username but it will only let me use lower case….anyway around this shit so I can use caps?
Civilian Victims of USA Foreign Policy Up to 2011
2004 Palestinian Territories Political support, finance and arms. 1,400 +
2003 to 2007 Iraq Invasion and Occupation (with UK). 655,000 +
2006 Palestine, Lebanon Political support and arms. (with UK). 1,300 + (to August)
2006 Haiti Removal of elected government. (with France). 8,000 + (to September)
2007 Somalia Removal of government. (with Ethiopia). 2,000 +
2008 Palestine Political support for siege and killings. 700 +
2009 Palestine Political support and arms. 1,300 +
2008 to 2011 Pakistan Unmannded drone attacks. 2,000 +
http://krysstal.com/democracy_whyusa06.html
America is the biggest terrorist of the world.
Wrong blog.