iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THE WAR IS OVER. WE’VE WON

There is no debate. You cannot retort with another tale of Greek tragedy. The tables of inequity have turned and it is now you on the run. It is now you who have to watch your home burn to the ground, reduced to smoke and ashes. You must flee your city, else fall victim to the dick guillotines, now in the city square.

I tried to fucking teach you of what was to come, yet you chose to believe in fantasy, worshipping phantasm.

I have a good mind for these sort of things. I can smell a rout when it is near. Heed my dire warnings now, ol’ bearshitter, the pain you are feeling now has only begun. Come next week, it will be unimaginable.

At the time of this post, Plutonium Petey was +3.5% on the day, over 12% for the week.

Have a good weekend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY_3sSzPPKI

UPDATE: I bought TNA stock and calls.

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155 comments

  1. Murderhole Explorer
    Murderhole Explorer

    where’s the daily and YTD numbers Fly?

    This week was a classic “Fly wins even when you think he is losing”

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  2. acehood

    well done sir Fly; a toast to the host who boasts the most roast.

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  3. donker

    FUCK YEAH YELP

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  4. Berniecornfeld
    Berniecornfeld

    HUZAHH! The Fly Wins Again!

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    • The Fly

      Just when you thought he was dead.

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      • bobbin4apples

        cool. I agree. the money has started to print faster even if they do not tell the muppet fucktards. the market is a feeling and the news is the lobotomy brain trying to figure out the feeling. insider information was wed. The retail was Thursday and Friday. people who can not figure out that its not about up or down but making money will never win. so everyone keep insulting the one that can flip on a dime. you get it…. hand over your money and i will walk away without kicking you in the balls

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        • bobbin4apples

          the song makes me think like you do ex when you write this…..stuff. good luck. maybe that’s why your so entertaining.

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  5. God

    Ha ha!

    There is a Me…

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  6. Bullish

    Where’s Alf? We may need to put his one eye on a milk carton.

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  7. Puligny

    it is up 2 and a quarter and you are pissing your pants giddy…? this after you became post-op tranny de-nutted de-balled. pathetic. your math is fuzzy, too.

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  8. Dan Dorfman

    What’s up with YELP?!?! 15-20 in 3 days?? It looks like it’s being run up out of a boiler room.

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  9. ed

    ours is the fury!

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  10. OG

    Now if only ZNGA would follow.

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  11. Full Retard

    June 4: Desperation and Despair
    June 8: Elation and Vindication
    Proof we’ll all be manic depressive in 10 more years trading this market.
    BTW: Rumors flying. GOOG eyeballing YELP

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  12. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Behold my avatar … The Wild Bull of Pampas … Fitting, no?

    I added VALE (6% Divy) in keeping with Fly’s CLF holding (5% Divy).

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  13. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Anybody here like/own JIVE?

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  14. Sam

    Nicely done, senor.

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  15. Yogi and Boo Boo
    Yogi and Boo Boo

    Nice job.

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  16. zombie

    “Bet against The Fly, lose your house.”

    The Fly is God.

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  17. Yelp = Yell for Help
    Yelp = Yell for Help

    YELP will probably not see north of $20 after today. The daily chart says so.

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    • jobo

      Fuck off.

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      • Yelp = Yell for Help
        Yelp = Yell for Help

        Thank you.

        But that won’t change the reality.

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        • jobo

          Haters going to hate. Always… damn.

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          • Yelp = Yell for Help
            Yelp = Yell for Help

            Compare the language in your comment and mine – decide for yourself who is “hater”

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks

      The daily chart says 20 is five waves up … the 1st wave of five. After consolidating back down to around 7.80 with wave2 you will get your dick ripped off with the wave3 rally … Go ahead short the stock and you’ll be welper instead of the welpee.

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    • Mad_Scientist

      Yeah and I’m sure that when it was at 14 you were saying, “it has upside to 20”

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      • TeahouseOnTheTracks

        that’s impossible as noone knows how long the first wave or two will last. After one or two one can predict relationship to prior waves but with a new listing and such a short history it would only be guesswork at best.

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  18. Anton

    Fly,

    Congrats and all that. Would you expound on your use of Yelp calls these past few days. Or your use of puts/calls in general?

    You don’t talk about that much and it would be interesting to hear how and when you use them, as well as how you size them relative to your holdings of the same stock.

    Thanks in advance.

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    • Yelp = Yell for Help
      Yelp = Yell for Help

      Fly,

      The YELP calls that are up 900% today – where was YELP trading when you bought them

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  19. 'merica

    Man’s game.

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  20. whywhy

    up 9.5% year to date…yeah sure

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    • The Fly

      How can you possibly doubt that!?

      Are you blind you fool?

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      • whywhy

        it appears many of your positions are trading for less than you purchased then for thus resulting in losses. China rate hike plays (tex,mtw,clf etc) are all underwater even with rate hike call. Yelp underwater etc etc … but I believe you have a good weekend

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        • The Fly

          Tex is at a profit. Mtw is even. Yelp is down 1. I was +20% before this downturn, dick face

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    • Greg

      He bought and bought on the way down and hoped

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  21. Greg

    HOPES ALL THE TIME HE IS SO DAM FUNNY .

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  22. The Fly

    I’ve been 100% transparent with my horrendous losses. Now that yelp rebounds 40% in a week, I am lying!?

    Wtf

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  23. Djmarcus

    Congrats on the big week señor. Be kind to the homeless and take a weekend off from slapping em in the face with hot slices of pizza.

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    • Jenkins

      I’m pretty sure he murders them with knives, a la Patrick Bateman.

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  24. mariofats

    Never said u bought calls in Yelp. How about a post before the rise?

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  25. Patrick

    Congrats fly! I hope the bears suffer more next week.

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  26. the boost

    Nice call fly … I tip my hat sir

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  27. The Fly

    Stop fighting fools.

    The war is over.

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  28. Blind Read Ant
    Blind Read Ant

    Consume golden juice and burn it up at the gym this weekend: http://goo.gl/L6Vjo

    Also, from the V.King’s edict, don’t forget we’re it’s time to vote out the HOBOma: Obama is a joke…150 day’s as a senator, 10 days into office as the President and he wins the Noble Peace Prize…mark this down… this affirmative action president’s goal is to de-ball America’s power, internationalize our law’s and then he will become the Secretary General of the U.N.

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    • Jenkins

      I agree with all of this, but can you do our cause a favor by spelling at least some of this shit correctly? That will make us not look as much like fucking retards. Thanks.

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      • Blind Read Ant

        Sorry. You’re correct.

        My GED should arrive any day now. It sure was nice to get that initial congratulations picture with a smiley faced President Obama and VP Biden. They said if this stock trading thing doesn’t work out, my support could guarantee me a life long guberment job. Shovel ready, somewhere near the border building new roads for Mexicans to drive on.

        I did, however, make it to high school before I turned 20.

        So, you see, some people do fuck like retards.

        well. anywho. you see what i mean.

        Please don’t contact the Sec. of Education, they might revoke said GED. Thanks!

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  29. franky

    congratulations for flattening them all, sir! again!

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  30. dvk1970

    Well done!

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  31. She said

    Respect your authorita and forsight! Either you were sheer lucky or an insane genius to foretell how events would unfold!

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  32. whywhy

    spy is back where it was on May 30th… why is everyone acting like market is flying higher. So lame

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    • She said

      That depends on when and how you deployed your capital. Not so lame!

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  33. Rhino

    Haters please go to yahoo finance message boards or zerohedge.com you are not welcome here.

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    • Yogi and Boo Boo
      Yogi and Boo Boo

      @Rhino, I was thinking similar thoughts, but reconsidered. It’s much more fun when the asshat haters come here and drip slime everywhere. I’m 99% confident that the amount of hate slime is directly proportional to their losses. Haters gotta hate you know.

      BTW, how’s the form ADV coming?

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  34. Yelp = Yell for Help
    Yelp = Yell for Help

    Doomed is YELP. See lower low later this month. Daily chart says $20 major support – that tag of $20 was kiss of death.

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    • The Fly

      Be careful. I ban people for besmirching my position

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    • jobo

      Why such negativity? Charts on such a young stock? Really? Fly is right… again. Just too early… wait for it… Again. Obviously you are new to these here parts.

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  35. Mr. Partridge

    Trading Gods love you, congrats

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  36. Somebody

    Got in at 14.6 on Monday and will stay until 22-23 next week. Yelp!

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  37. Quint

    And to think one week ago you thought the market was going to crash 10% or more!

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  38. fake amish

    Senor Fly seems in your neverending winship you may have converted some bears on this stream. may need some fresh meat going forward.

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  39. Stan

    Fly, come on man! A week ago you were looking for someone to hold your hand when you thought you were fucked! I was actually feeling sorry for you. Now! One week later, you are exploding sperm!

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    • The Fly

      Stan

      You are banned.

      Worry no more!

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    • fake amish

      stan. it is faggots(no bigot) like you that must make the world such a wonderful place to get droned. wake the fuck up. IBC is trying to help you make money. fucking dumbass.

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    • fake amish

      All kidding aside Stan, I couldn’t agree with you more, a week ago Fly was pathetic! lol!

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    • Greg

      This FLY character is funny as shit one week he is about to quit the maket totally next he is GOD ha ha ha fuck tard

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  40. Greg

    I am wondering LE FLY or the FLY what you think the next two weeks will bring? Are you thinking new highs on the DOW?

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  41. Stan

    Imagine you were in a stupid room with decorative glass windows. You know, the ones that were crowd favorites of the American Psycho crowd back in the 80?s. Now imagine yourself reading my blog, commenting on “The Fly” selling too early. Bear with me, for I am about explain what is in store for you.
    You left some comments like “WTF n00b, sold early, hahahahaha,” then took a few sips from your faggotty glass of wine. Then you heard a noise, sounds of laser beams and shit. So, you put your small glass of chardonnay down to take a peak. You walked into the living quarters; but found nothing. So you head back to your desk to revile Le Fly a little bit more. You were having a grand old time on the internets.
    Then, suddenly, a fucking spaceship appeared out of nowhere, outside of your bullshit decorative windows. Immediately, a fucking robot arm broke through the fancy glass and punched your face in, shattering the glass of chardonnay all over your moustache.
    I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. That’s like a direct threat to your personal safety. You might get away with talking shit on other sites. iBankcoin, specifically my blog, IS NOT OTHER SITES. I have serious testosterone issues. I am alpha to your omega.
    Here, let me explain this shit to you in psychopath caps and quit fucking around.

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    • Stan

      I have to admit, you are the funniest fuck on the internets!

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      • Stan

        This only goes to show what a real fan I really am!

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        • Stan

          That’s right over a year ago under an alias I snubbed you and this was your response. I laughed my fucking head off when I read this thinking it was directed at me! It impacted me so much that I saved it! Some funny shit man!

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          • Greg

            His CB is still high 22 , so still fact he is down . What about AAPL Cost basis is like 602 probably still down entries suck.

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          • The Fly

            When people buy stocks and the market goes down, paper losses occur.

            Midgets like you trade for 1-2 points. I am looking at these longer term and manage a big boat, not some 5 fig account at zeeco

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          • Greg

            5 fig lol you crack me up

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          • The Fly

            It’s true, Greg.

            You are a piker. Poor people are trivial and petty. You sir are both.

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      • The Fly

        Too bad you will never read me again, fucker.

        Banned

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  42. Greg

    Jume 1-5 “I feel like death ” ” betting against fed” we’re going lower wahhhhhh wahhhh Even though us so called “chartist” knew we were going to bounce here lol your a “RA TARD ” fly . You trade in hope mode and blog ever NOVICE emotion

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  43. The Fly

    Hahah

    You motherfuckers are banned now. You have turkey brains, so short sighted.

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  44. The Fly

    Oh and fuck all of my “fans” who sit by like bitches, while I am away, letting these homeless vagrants soil these grande halls.

    Shame on you.

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  45. Stan

    Hi Fly. Stan here. Just wondering, how is it that I am being banned for just expressing my opinion?

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    • The Fly

      Opinions are not needed here. This is not a democracy, but my house. When a foe steps into my halls with the intent of defaming it, such a foe will be cast away.

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  46. Stan

    You see I told you, you cannot ban me!

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  47. Stan

    I am unbannable!

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  48. Greg

    Oh hi Fly, it’s Greg I too am unbannable!

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  49. 88888s Account
    88888s Account

    Greg and Stan somehow able to post and avoid banning while giving each other a dutch rudder in a homeless center.

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  50. halfbloodpope

    Greg and Stan must have had a sleep-over last night and got into the family liquor cabinet.
    Can we fault the passion of young love?

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  51. Yabollox

    Interesting people are out doing interesting shit on Friday night. Not in their mother’s basement banging out fantasy ego crapola on the internets.

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  52. dvk1970

    The Fly rules over bearshitters like the techno viking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYKH5S93hT0

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  53. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Back to stocks and Fly’s tweet on 8 short squeezes worth a look …. I mentioned and own VRA

    http://wire.kapitall.com/investment-idea/8-short-squeeze-candidates-high-short-floats-and-bullish-backing-from-hedge-funds/

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    • The Fly

      I’m away from pc access. Will post some Sunday.

      Keep Greg and Stan from buttfucking one another here.

      Thx

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      • TeahouseOnTheTracks

        I got ya covered if noone else does bro as long as I’m online … Enjoy your weekend and family time as well as the 2 1/2 inch ribeye as we have sheep to slaughter come Monday!

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  54. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Stan & Laurel are fodder for this blog … meanwhile shorts will be running for their bear caves come Monday!

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-06-09/eurogroup-confirms-spanish-aid-up-to-100-billion-euros.html

    Bwahahaha!!!

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  55. charlie

    Since you think money will pour into social media now, which company is next in line for Yelping and kicking old men down stairs? My hunch is zuckbook or zynga.

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  56. ruggyup

    Have to chuckle at Stan and Greg and other soul stick suckers who try to fuck with a certified narcissist with such shit poor attempts at imitation. Can’t do it boyos. The real narcissist doesn’t try to be an asshole, it just comes naturally. Now I’ll watch Dullahan fuck over the field.

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  57. The Fly

    Greg and Stan must be at the gay opera house this evening. I wonder if they will stop by tonight?

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  58. dave

    A great day for Spain. Bailouts for entire countries is the ‘nom dejeur’.

    This shit cannot continue. Reflation will be a boon to equity holders. The majority of assets are over-valued.

    This is folly. Asset values must decline. I am not surprised, but i’ve reached my breaking point.

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  59. Greg

    Stan?

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  60. Stan

    Yes Greg.

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    • Greg

      The Fly and some of his followers are implying that we are Faggots!

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      • Stan

        That is not very nice Greg.

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        • Greg

          You know Stan, they can try to insult us and try to hurt our pride all that they want but there is something they can never, never do.

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          • Greg and Stan

            We are unbannable!!! LOL!!!

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          • the Bull

            Looks like Sybil’s in the house.

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          • alf44

            PLEASE !!!

            Let me buy you two courageous renegades a beer (so to speak) !!!

            I like your style !!!

            CHEERS !!!

            .

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  61. Greg

    Oh look Stan! They really, really like us!

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  62. Chuck bennett

    Stan and Greg are clearly some kind of ass sniffers. Or perhaps just an ass sniffer fingering his self while pretending to be two people.

    Either way, it’s about that time for them to get the hand lotion out and cry yourself to sleep.

    Most likely if u had a girl, chances are she left you to come to my place and wash my sheets

    Good day to u

    Regards

    Chuch bennett

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    • Num nuts

      Ugh, awesome comeback for Stan and Greg. Childish they might be, but you aren’t exactly spewing mensa material out of your mouth. Maybe you would if you spelled your name correctly Chuch. As for Monday trading, Spain got bailed, the markets will rally. But I will say, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out bailouts will always happen.

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      • fake amish

        Num nuts that is Mr Chuck Bennet of the PPT. A first class money maker. I know there is nothing a guy that is just speaking the truth for the truths sake can say to influence you fucking retards. but IBC is trying to help you make money.

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  63. Chuck bennett

    Actually,

    The word is shit sniffer

    Regards

    Chuck bennett

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  64. the boost

    How can euro zone lend money to Spain when the fuckers have none

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    • fake amish

      Do they not really have money? The United States of Dollar Stores pulled it off. Why not the Europe?

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      • the boost

        Was it central banks or are they running the presses? I have limited access to the world for now

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        • fake amish

          No clue boost. Same nonsense that has been going on for awhile. Sounds a little like the Greece fix. Obviously we will see.

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  65. Greg

    Greg stop being a bitch and say its me. Be your self homo

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