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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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MY TURN

Some of my earlier ballsy moves are now starting to pay instant dividends.

ATTENTION BEARSHITTERS: prepare to switch positions and feel the sharper end of my blade, starting with YELP.

I never gave a fuck. You didn’t think I’d get shaken out, did you?

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30 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    Rick Ross is BACK!

    BTW I watched “Boiler Room” over the weekend. Is that a fair depiction of that type of firm?

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  2. DMA

    bravo Fly — brilliant moves this morning

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  3. boogster

    wow, YELP. Did you sell any of your yelp shares at all?

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  4. ajm

    I almost pulled the trigger to start dumping $yelp; I pulled an order to sell at $17.50, convinced by Cramer & Co that the world was coming to an end; but I sat back, had some English Breakfast and reaffirmed my faith in Senor Fly and now I am ripping body parts off.

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  5. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    I like that Oh, Indeed picture on the headline. When that thug pulls the trigger his cheekbone and eye socket will get blown out. Minus one thug, thank you very much.

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      • The Eye-Talian Stallion
        The Eye-Talian Stallion

        Thugs don’t use shotguns, the mere fact that the shells are loaded individually from the bottom confuses them. They like AK-47’s, the worst possible choice of firearms. They can’t hit shit so the three year old girl in the house next door gets killed.

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        • elizamae

          You obviously don’t know Omar.

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          • The Fly

            Indeed.

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          • The Eye-Talian Stallion
            The Eye-Talian Stallion

            Never heard of Omar but in real life he would get taken down by some two-bit thug using a .25 cal nickel plated Saturday night special at close range.

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          • Po Pimp

            Omar’s eventual demise was not too far off from your depiction.

            Still, Omar was the shit. Who else would have dealers throwing gel caps of heroin at him when returning from the grocery store in his pj’s.

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      • ripper

        CENX HOD

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    • OG

      You haven’t seen The Wire? Wtf..

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      • DMG

        His mom doesn’t have cable.

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        • The Eye-Talian Stallion
          The Eye-Talian Stallion

          I’ll take your cable and ram it up your ass.

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          • DMG

            Lol

            Satellite, son. Ask your moms about that.

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          • The Eye-Talian Stallion
            The Eye-Talian Stallion

            There is a cable running from the dish to your set. Or maybe technology escapes you.

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          • dmg1

            Wow, your mother is correct sonny boy. There IS a cable (WIRE) running from my dish to my set. Now go ask her to loan you a few bucks so you can go out and buy The Wire, you broke ass guindaloon.

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    • heaterman

      He’s holding the gauge at an oblique angle also which magnifies the “cool” factor in his own eyes and some of his beholders. In treuth, he is a rookie wannabe.

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      • The Eye-Talian Stallion
        The Eye-Talian Stallion

        Seriously, if he has to aim a shotgun he’s in trouble. Unless it’s doves doing 30mph at 50 yards then, maybe.

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  6. asteroids

    I’m almost convinced. Should GS show some lift then we are off to the races.

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  7. OG

    I’m not religious, so can somebody pray that we don’t get a afternoon sell off?

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  8. Bleached Asshole
    Bleached Asshole

    Hmmm, the Fly is blogging like the wind today

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