The gent in Greece, the guy who was just elected and in charge of forming a government, is talking shit about the terms of the bailout and how he is more interested in paying for the vacations of Greek union workers, fucking Germans in the process, than adhering to austere living standards. However, it should be duly noted, the Greeks have elected several neo-nazis, in solidarity with their non-vacationing German counterparts.
The Original Buttfuckers are a ruinous bunch. They should have never been permitted to enter the league of civilized nations and would be better off under the auxiliary command of Turkey. Having said that, the problem in Europe isn’t going away, no matter how much I wish it would. On the eyes of Italians, nothing can redress my dark feelings towards every single European living in the countries that represent letters in the PIGS acronym.
Clearly, peace hasn’t worked; give war a chance.
If these bumbling morons would attack one another, like in the “good old days,” I am sure we wouldn’t have to worry about German austerity versus French spending.
As an investor, the process of having to endure the European Union is absurd. It rattles me to my core. It keeps me up at night, plotting against whole continents, configuring space orbital cannons to vaporize entire towns within minutes.
ATTENTION BEARS: I’ve not lost faith in America’s ability to teach the Europeans what they need to learn. We have endless resources of black op teams, who can murder these uncooperative forces inside of these barbaric countries, whenever needed. As an American, I take pride in the fact that when we don’t like other governments, we topple them. Our good friends, “The Banksters,” do not like their stock prices going lower and neither do I.
Cheers.
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“The Original Buttfuckers”
THIS IS EPIC
Ride the Gorilla till U.S econ news later this week
We have economic hit men too. The new black ops.
The Average rating thing is not working on BN, or is that intentional?
We nuked it. All blogs are created equal, some more equal than others.
I am the ultimate rating system.
You’ve got to admit this….WHATEVER I TOUCH TURNS TO SHIT. Immediately and without restraint. My ability to purchase something and immediately foment its collapse and to do so for months on end is horrifically startling.
Krull effect. Do you find when you sell, it’s almost always a sure fire buy at that point?
I have only had this problem in 2012. My problem has been in the buying, not in the selling. Except for covering my shorts at the tip top a couple of months ago.
Man, this sounds so familiar.. I was writing such posts in Q1 2011…. sorry, @Huggie… 8(
if it doesn’t go your way, sell calls against it until it does. sell on good days, buy back on bad days, and stop giving a shit what the stock does. never cover for a loss – just let them take your shares. then you sell puts until you get them back.
Ever thought of doing a Costanza style opposite of everything?
I believe my switch to the costanza method would no doubt come at the same time as my previous method becoming “correct”, thereby perpetuating my losing streak.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
im just being hyperbolic….it soothes the soul.
Can I perhaps interest you in some oil futures?
Millions must die so I can daytrade to prosperity
I was thinking thousands.
Kill em all and let God sort it out!
sell in may seems to be playing out here. so at sdome point i will buy, or not. with the dollar rising, my thoughts on gold have been put on hold. but it seems that france want to tax their way out of debt+ inflation. so once again the poor will pay the price. leading to more debt on the backs of the 2 people still working. imo
Le ‘Fly’ Brilliant as usual, right on the money. If only CNBC let people say ‘buttfuckers’ he would be on every night…
where is dr. goldfinger….i need his counsel.
is the market “harshin your mellow” ?
Love the Beatles reference! LOL
reminds me of COlonel Flag from MASH (sitcom)
“If it wasn’t for war, you wouldn’t know what peace is.”
were gonna give them freedom, even if we have to kill every last one of them!
LOL ..
oh yeah btw it wasnt Beatles, but a John Lennon reference .. by bad
Paying the bills is so German.
I hate that The Fly writes so well. It vexes me to no end.
Excellent post! Love the bit about give war a chance. Classic.
Greece is really starting to make me nervous. Time to short the Euro via EUO even tho I get ass fucked everytime I try to do so.
SEND IN THE LONGSHANKS!!!!
ha…great.
Where’s the happy little tire swing?
I can’t see a catalyst in the near future that will turn the markets around. We could get erosion all through May and before you know it we’ll be down 10-20%!
A giant eagle could swoop out of the sky and rip your head off, too.
I just saw a cat do a dog.
Am strangely agnostic about the dark feeling for the PIGS geographic locations. The Northern Ireland heritage would normally rise like a trout to argue in favor of my ancestors. But, it is still ok to be Ulster bred and anti Brit. Not all bad, boyos.
Fly – You sound like the War Nerd. Huggie, I’d close all positions and go to the beach for a couple of weeks. Great post.
I think you are correct. I might just do that.
The euros are all soft from lack of war.
Thanks for the laugh LeFly.
Especially dark mood concerning PIGS.
A+