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Apple is a Buy

The numbers were incredible and Tim Cook now has $112 billion to eventually squander. As he plots the demise of Apple, the stock still has a run left in it. Moreover, so do AAPL derivative plays, such as AVGO, CRUS, NXPI, GLW, OVTI, ARMH and even SNDK. I am certain SNDK will somehow weasel their way into the Cook household for the iPhone 5.

Durable goods numbers were really bad, the worst since 2009.

We’re fucked.

Bernanke will speak today, clamming it up for the whole world to see. Expect nothing but the truth: Fed policy will remain loose forever because…we’re fucked.

Now Europe is off to the races and US futures are higher, so this should be a grande day.  Like I said in a previous post, the bears should die today, set aflame in a rustic style, via BBQ charcoals to the face and chest.

While I prepare the flammables for immediate use, BEHOLD the spectacular magnificence that was and is Steve Jobs.

NOTE: BEWARE OF THE FUCKING TOTEM POLE!!! (coming soon to iBC)

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7 comments

  1. Blind Read Ant

    Something’s weird in the tape(s), I just don’t see the major event risk.

    It’s brewing.

    Somehow, something seems imminent.

    Implied Volatility, too low.

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  2. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Well, today may have been a bottom for me…some good action today in my GLW position (been holding that since you bought, monsieur) as well as all my other BM/cyclicals…CENX in particular crushing it.

    I just want to get to even on the year, at this point.

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  3. Mike

    vixx tits??

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  4. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    QQQ will be rebalanced on May the 2nd. AAPL will be pared down quite a bit while increasing the weighting of MSFT, INTC, CSCO and ORCL.

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  5. Mike

    aapl buy TWITTER?? anyone think this is possible?? or should I say “likely”??

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    • xxxHuggieBearxxx
      xxxHuggieBearxxx

      i think apple should start (or acquire) their own search engine…with their brand loyalty and spectrum of platforms they would be a player immediately.

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  6. Beat

    aapl is a monster. If they are looking to purchase any companies, i would hope that whatever they buy has direct functional application to iOs. Anything they can do in the mobile device space will be welcome.

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