ALL IN (AGAIN)

With today’s purchases of NXPI and AAPL, I am 100% long. In other words, I am setting myself up for such a beat down, my reincarnated future soul will feel the after-shocks. I don’t pretend to have all of the answers, just 99% of them.

This time around, I find myself sashaying, almost floating above the ground, long grandpa stocks. That’s right, Le Fly is in his rocking chair, carving his “throwing stick” with a rambo knife, donning an authentic AFRICAN MASK. Thanks to YELP, my gains have been more than halved, putting my gains to +9% for the year. With the addition of my rocking chair portfolio, I expect to recover anywhere from 1-3% over the next month or two. The rest of my psychopathic stocks will either offset that or fuel my winship to new levels.

I made a premeditated decision to “ride or die” because that’s what Space Alien Magicians (SAM’s) do. We travel from galaxy to galaxy, sapping resources, ejecting fuckers from 0hio into outerspace, sans space suit, and generally have fun doing it. But this go around has been vexing for me. On Jupiter’s Stone and the eyes of Poseidon, I loathe this market with ever fiber of my existence. It has hoodwinked and swindled me for more than a year, a dry spell a person such as myself could not stand to bear for more than 2 or 3 weeks, let alone 20 times that.

Until I find a market I am willing to river boat gamble in, I shall endeavor to collect my dividends, vote at shareholder meetings and CRY FOUL, while furiously and energetically waiving my certs at the board of directors– when spending gets out of line at my grandfather investments.

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