I have only 3% cash reserves, after buying the following names.
KMB
GIS
PEP
MJN
WM
LNCE
The way I looked at things, I needed to allocate a large sum of capital and fast, thanks to my rapidly depreciating 30% position in YELP. Well, after the recent knife drop, it is markedly less than 30% of holdings. Nevertheless, I chose to get big, boring and moribund, long a variety of high dividend, grandpa stocks–specifically designed to do well during a weak tape.
For growth and gambling, I have YELP, CPST, EXK and WNR–more than enough to keep my blood pressure elevated.
My YELP profits have vaporized into the air. They drifted away with the gale winds to Africa, where they fell silently onto the soft Sahara sands, atop a pile of camel shit– from a camel who was just whipped by a lunatic Moroccan. That’s the market: on top of the world yesterday and a pile of camel dung today.
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In other words, ‘I’m sorry for being such an ass and conceited fool talking trash to those that wouldn’t buy YELP at the highs like I suggested.’
My cost on YELP is high $22’s.
I will wait for your apology.
Oh and fuck you.
Glad to see you follow up with your second response. The first seemed inadequate without the second.
“profits have vaporized into the air, drifting away with the gale winds to Africa, where they will fall silently onto the Sahara sands, atop a pile of camel shit, from a camel who was just whipped by a lunatic Moroccan”
-Seriously,does anyone write better than this? Who the fuck deserves a Pulitzer more?
It is clear that Monsewer (sic) is well read. You want to write like this read a book and turn off Dancing with the Stars.
Mrs. Fly: Thought we were house shopping.
Fly: We are.
Mrs. Fly: This is a trailer park.
Fly: I know. I bought $YELP.
Fuck you. I am barely down a point. You fuckers need to start showing reverence, else I will ban you all.
OTOH, trailer parks are good investments.
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Not when they are in Tornado Alley or in the path of Hurricane Katrina. I’ve been almost wiped out several time owning these damn things. The problem lies in the fact that, where there is no Risk, the Cap Rates suck..
You still have the land, even after a hurricano (sic).
Just throw more redneck tin cans on there.
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Tough to evict though. At least in Cali. Arizona takes a door to the ass in ALL evictions.
Sad.
Decent AZ dwellers v. CA trash in evictions.
The Fly is a gentleman. Knock it off you assholes.
FWIW…………
Russia’s Gazprom and its partners will try to revitalize plans to develop one of the world’s largest gas finds with the unveiling in June of a new scheme that is likely to see the Arctic giant’s riches shipped abroad as super-cooled liquefied gas.
Sources in the Russian government, gas industry and the consortium formed to develop the Shtokman field said the partners will likely abandon plans to pipe half the gas to Europe and instead sell LNG to a wider global market in the radical revamp of the project, Reuters reported.
KMB was the first thing I thought of when you said you intended to take your nads off the cutting board. Nice one, they intend to sell lots of diapers to billions of Chinese babies who are trying to make the transition from crapping on the street to crapping their pants. Pure profit!
LOL
Does this mean the 47.5 y/o age restriction is being elevated?
no
you lie !pops
Schadenfreude mofo’s…. tomorrow when you are up they will be licking your ass and cupping your balls fly…
That’s exactly what it is.
(no homo)
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yes, homo
LNCE interesting ‘ceptn their products taste like day old whelp yelp left on the lawn in a hot sun.
hmmm
Good Song
Nazi fuckers
All bad feelings aside, I am enjoying my day.
You should try B12 therapy, does wonders for your mood.
What the cock is this shit?
cock on the brain, you have.
aapl…??
APPL is fucking doomed.
target??
you cant be serious?? which comes first..500 or 650??
Just drop the last number and pretend AAPL did a 10 to 1 split. Then it is bouncing between the $50 & $60 range. Still same % move but for most folks it would feel less dramatic. Using that line of reasoning, AAPL will more likely see $75 or $80 than revisit sub $50 area.
AGREUD
Everyone will forget all this silliness once the iPhone 5 is announced.
when do we yelp ship?
I know buy and hold is dead and risky, but are Yelp and Facebook POTENTIALLY GOOG/APPL stocks where some grandpa somewhere can buy his grandson 1,000 shares and put it in a vault and see it up 7-8 times in 5 years?
That is nowhere my own story, but there are still people with $ to gamble and don’t do day to day management.
Just wondering what the next take a shot name is out of this bunch.
I believe yelp will work
CPST
drawer stocks is the term. dltr. hands down.as the middle class disappears, this will keep swelling.look at any long term timeframe chart.very impressive.
Fly: why not XLP? (Not advising, just question for my own purposes..)
fly
fly
I have been preaching to buy SQNM for over a year and now it is flying.
buy some and forget about it.
will be in 40’s soon.
There’s no way that’s the symbol you meant to type
yes it is.
cant disclose why
$Yelp may have found a bottom at $20.27. I doubled down at $20.40. Still down some, but this mitigates the pain somewhat.
I know that Clams around the world can hurt me, but IMHO with the weak Flash PMI’s out of China and Europe..I believe the global PMI data and final PMI data should be weak. Also, Australia will be cutting rates at the first of the month and BoJapan should be adding stimulus on April 27 meeting..neither great normally for the global markets.
no beard no problem
brian eno,saw him do a show long time ago with some guys he put together on the fly. very intense,and on the metal side.
fly u have a poetic way of defining loses.
marriage advice: never have sex with your wifes sister without asking, and probly it would be a good idea to ask your wife too…
jesus man…got to ask first..
3 way with the two sisters? That might not work.
1/2 sister 1/2 sex godess
ZNGA and YELP. Poof all my $ is gone…
can we all just get excited for oil?
YELP’s monthly chart still looks alright…