Socially Inept

It’s important to remember– at all times– to avoid dealing with people from mountainous regions of the country. In Ecuador, these people are identified as “serranos.” They are a  mountain people, well known by the coastal crowd as “gratuitous potato eaters”; due to the poor soil quality, the knife wielding “serranos” are restricted to eating starch rich foods, like potatoes. They deal from trick decks and are generally a reprehensible people. After getting ripped off from a potato eating, goat fucking, mountain range illiterate, a person from Guayaquil might say: “see I told you not to do business with those fucking serranos, cabrón.”

With regards to society, social networking stocks have been getting hammered as of late (1-2 weeks). This is perfectly normal, as the fucktards who trade from trailer homes wash out, firm hands grab hold for the long term. Providing you are a GRPN or P investor, the long term is looking like an eternity right now. But, for the most part, the core lot of the social networking space has been a mixed bag over the past month.

Here are the winners and losers, courtesy of The PPT.

If you are curious about the results of YELP, motherfucker, it’s flat for the month, +1%. So quit getting all bitchy and shit, pondering about your financial future long a stock that has all but circle jerked over the past month. Sure, it would have been divine (no holy homo) to sell my fucking position when it was +50%; but I didn’t do that, so there’s no point in wallowing in the sewer water about it.

At the end of the day, we all get what we deserve. This has nothing to do with destiny, or other religious bullshit ideas. I am talking about Darwinism, the type of shit that shines the light in your fucking face and let’s you know you suck at baseball and will never make it to the pros. Most of you reading this gospel will not make it as an individual investor, either due to lack of depth in your resources or because you are retarded. Either way, your potato eating asses will come back here, to enjoy the splendour that is iBankcoin, bearing witness to the greatness that is “The Fly” and his holy disciples and army of skull cracking gentlemen.

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