Classic, But Not So Classic

Many of you pole-smokers have already blamed my reentry into stocks as the key catalyst for the market trading lower this morning, as if the Gods were waiting for that very moment to drop anvils on investors. In many respects, you are all children, with weak brains and even weaker souls. You baby gorillas need to stop viewing things on a minute by minute basis; it truly is astoundingly idiotic.

For example: does anyone here think that I am somehow dissuaded from the market because futures are lower this morning? Really? I’m fucking nuts, remember that. Pardon the tone, as it may come off as sheepishly defensive, but I am not moved by a minor setback in equities. Remember the whole “cold water phobia” explanation that I illuminated for you yesterday?

Yes, indeud, I had to buy yesterday, even if it meant undergoing a drawdown.

So, as you sit there in your pleather chair from SPLS, savoring in the taste of this mornings blood, just know that I hate you and have designs to murder you though unorthodox means. This isn’t a game anymore and your life is in grave danger of ending farcically.

Aside from this morning’s restive mood, have faith in the super-human beings who’ve been buoying stocks for many months to come through, yet again, with more generous offerings. Any dip is, naturally, a buying opportunity. Having said that, if you are betting against the absurd, you are only setting up for ridicule later on.

I have plenty of cash and will use it to buy any meaningful decline.