I’ve been scowling at the market all morning and I even refused to blog, purely out of protest for my misfitted positioning. Even though VXX has rebounded today and even though the market appears to be on the verge of receiving ample amounts of “earth and water,” I am disgusted by my inaction.
Naturally AAPL is up another $13, based upon the “when the founder and CEO of the company dies the stock must double in price” laws. Steve Jobs is going to send lightning bolts filled with dicks down at the head of Tim Cook.
If you haven’t noticed by now, yes, I am entirely unstable and share the same proclivities as the men you see on teevee, bouncing around in sleeveless dinner jackets, inside rubber rooms. I do want the market to fall and do so with extra flare and tenacity. I no longer desire to purchase your margin calls or buy dips for the explicit purposes of profiting.
No, things have turned for the worse my friend and I desire things far more insidious, such as black streets strewn with garbage, metal debris drifting in the sky, choking those who inhale it. I’d like to see President Santorum declare the stock market to be blasphemous, against “family values”, rendering it illegal. At that point, “The Fly” will sell stocks and bonds in the underground world, doing business with alcoholics and grifters, exchanging shares of CAT for 30 cents and PCLN for .002.
Aside from that, I am peachy.
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IT’s a pullback
You want to get back in again and it’s killing you! Meanwhile my tiny position in CLF is sky rocketing today!
dow 14000
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14,100 and she dies again then she goes up to 15100 because after 0 gets back in,it’s on like donky kong with the goat fuckers in iran. then leon panetta can looze another 2 trill in 20’s s ent there on c130’s..there, i fixed it for ya
Tommy Franks started the ball rolling by bribing the tribal leaders in Afghanistan and Iraq. “Suitcases Full of Money” diplomacy. Personally I think strippers and porn would be more effective.
anyone who missed this move is amongst the most stupid people on the face of the earth.
what’s the name of the movie?
quit bitchin n start pitchin.
nice 300 reference
“I’d like to see President Santorum declare the stock market to be blasphemous, against “family values”, rendering it illegal.”
LMFAO. Awesome line.
Dollar up, yeilds up, inflation will go to zero, earnings will balloon to infinity, full employment will return, the housing market will recover, and the market will soar to 20,000 creating real wealth and confidence in the U.S. economy.
Welcome to the new normal. All hail High Priest Ben Bernanke of the Church of the Federal Reserve!
Hmmm, that sounds sublime, almost real.
I know right!!!
Fuck apple
Are you saying Tim Cook is destined to be lighteningskullfucked?
That is all one word by the way, and is the most grievous form of skullfuckedness that humans are currently aware of.
lol!!!!!
More commonly spelled:
lightningskullfucked
skullfuckery.skullfuckerist,skullfuckingly slap your mama delicious .
Hate to break to all the bear shitters…
What you don’t know is you have just been placed inside the Ben Bernanke gizzard. Prepare for digestion next!
If you think about how stupid your catalyst for higher prices is, you would be ashamed of yourself for promoting it.
Bernanke actually isn’t the catalyst, I just like using him as my front man.
The robust economic growth I envision is actually the catalyst.
Good luck with that as earl goes higher
Lmao, sleeveless dinner jackets?
Look up-Cliff’s Resources looks cheap, Fair value $103.00!
national gay movement promoting lesibian awarness, be nice to the dykes, week. they have many openings to fill.
what ya call a fat fingered lesbian………………well hung
Did you hear about the house the two lesbians built? There wasn’t a stud in it. It was all tongue and groove.
lol.
AAPL…End of quarter “me too” scramble by institutional frauds.
AAPL the largest cap company in the Nasdaq 100 is up 14% in 7 days…
What the FUCK is going on here…???
O.K. make it 15% in 7 days…
Steve Jobs died at the optimum time. Get the founder out of the way when he could screw things up and let the business people run things. AAPL to $1600!
bond holders… lol
The Fly isn’t bearish. He was just speaking German for “The Market, The”
Look on the bright side. Things could be a lot worse. You could be either Alf or Trading Nymph.
that’s worse than a shot to the heart with a ninja star while running sideways
port, +40.5% must be a wize guy!nyuck,nyuck,nyuck,
was talkin to a duck, he seemed very strange. i think he is on quack, he was lookin at his feet, i said what r u doin? he said searchin the web…
he asked for spare change, he said i could put it on his bill
sorry for the lame duck ..jokes!
hysterical post, flea