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Drip, Drip, Drip

Fuck you very much, said the vacationing space alien magician (SAM) to the creator of VXX. Despite being at my cost basis with VXX, it’s an awfully hard “vehicle” to watch. I fucking hate people who refer to stocks as “vehicles”–by the way. Therefore, by extension of this law, I hate myself.

Yes it’s true, I am the grinch and the market is green eggs and ham. Even though my good friends, Ragin Cajun and ChessNWine, tell me the green dish is delightful, I scowl at it and spit in its general direction. Volatility is nil. Downside is non-existant, with exception to a few landmines here or there. As a matter of fact, I am waiting for landmines to appear everywhere (No Suess).

The 8% of my assets that are invested depreciate on a daily basis. But you must understand the insignificance of this “dilemma.” Once I dive back in, the small drip of blood exiting my person will be diluted by 50 billion gallons of whiskey. I’ll be drunk halfway retarded, in a coma, from all of the money I will be making. I will laugh and smoke (cigars), cry and punch at everything within arms length. My future wins will be glorious and dare I say magnanimous. It will make all of the shit you’ve been doing over the past month to look like child’s play, like the pyramid at Giza compared to the ancient ruins at Puma Punku.

Nevertheless, I am keeping an open mind as to how my purse might be expended. After all, I grow bored of this idle fence sitting. Having to listen to the monotony of non-financial matters weazens me to no end. I need to escape from this vacation and feel the knife twisting inside of my stomach again. It’s what keeps me going, operating on a high level. Howsoever, before that happens, I need you to be taxed, burdened, heavily, with severe losses, so that I can purchase your margin liquidations in clandestine auctions.

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40 comments

  1. jimmy_two_times

    that VXX is a crazy Instrument (no vehicle)!

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  2. Marc David

    I can’t take it anymore.

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  3. older than dirt

    With that enlightening message from the scribe in Shadowland it becomes inarguable that “It’s a Small World” is philosophically imponderable to morons but not to wonderfully brilliant and preceptive children.

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  4. razorsedge

    in the news there talkin about china and pirated dvds. wow that jonny depp is popular

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  5. JamesPhenom

    This market is emotionally fucking with people. Fly, when will there be blood flowing in the streets, and the $FAZ mobile shooting dicks from its wings. I want bull meat for lunch, and I am impatient as a crack whore on cocaine, waiting for crack.

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  6. TraderCaddy

    Me? I got to spend most of my day and will probably spend most of my night comforting a dying rabbit.
    My daughter had him for two years while in college and then asked us to watch him while she spent two years in Eastern Romania (yes, Romania) while in the Peace Corps.
    The she comes back and works in DC for two years and no pets are allowed in her apartment.
    Then, she gets married and has lived in Manhattan for three years now and again no pets allowed.
    So, I have had this rabbit of hers for about 7 years and I promised I would take care of him.
    He is now dying and I am trying to comfort him. I have his burial plot picked out (I live in 3 acres of woods) away from the bears, raccoons, fox, etc.
    Bummer day (maybe I took this parental thing too far this time).

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    • Carlo Zamboni

      My wife had two rabbits for 7 years. Two days after the first died of natural causes, the other one committed suicide. No joke. Rammed itself against the inside of its cage and broke its neck. Wife can laugh about it now.

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    • DaveyNC

      I feel ya. I’m in year three with two cats that I got stuck with. Maybe they’ll commit suicide.

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    • older than dirt

      Good for you. Absence of sensitivity for life is the formula for the total degradation of society.

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    • ausgringo

      Leave the rabbit where the scavengers can get it. Ashes to ashes and all that stuff.

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    • alf44

      TraderCaddy, sorry about your bunny !

      For anyone who has never had a “house” rabbit … you can’t understand what great little animals they are. Our’s was completely litter box trained and pretty much had full run of the house … supervised of course. They do like to chew on “stuff”. Our lil “Nikki” passed away a couple of years ago. It was a sad time.

      Good Luck !

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  7. Cascadian

    My rabbit ran away when I was a kid. That night we had a 4 legged chicken for dinner.

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  8. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    OEW Daily Recap: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain …

    “The market opened slightly lower today, entered a small trading range, then appeared to finish its pullback from SPX 1368 to 1356. With short term momentum oversold the market started to work its way higher… Should today’s low hold and the market resume the uptrend, it would appear the SPX is heading toward the OEW 1372 pivot. Remember, the bull market high for the lagging SPX is at 1371. This area is where we would expect the current three month uptrend to end.”

    Target top for this leg is 1369-1379 … The drip is nearly over!

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  9. Mike

    Fly,
    Do you see the stars aligning with the price of gas shooting through the fucking roof? I’m in the oil and gas industry and it will be $4.00+ nationwide in the next few weeks. I love where I’m sitting with all my TZA.

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  10. Jakegint

    BAA BAA BAA, BAA BAA-BRAH ANN!

    Sing it, manic depressive Beach Boy!

    _______

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  11. hillary climtoon

    burn all thesauri

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  12. razorsedge

    humm, we find oil resurves in our own country…and bammmmm. the price goes up?

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  13. Mad_Scientist

    That would make you Sam-I-Am, actually.

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  14. mike mancini

    I had one of my luckiest trading days today…yesterday I bought some CYH, a hospital operator, because I noticed it was trading at a 5 forward P.E. 24 hours later I’m up 16 percent.

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  15. Dr Fly

    You would all serve me better by shutting the fuck up.

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  16. Cindy Bindy

    BFD i feasted on gobs of HSTM when some jackwadd analyst downgraded it some 6 weeks ago.. pull todays quoted

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  17. Fly Leech

    “magnanimous” I love that word.

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  18. theedge111

    I bought a good chunk VXX calls Fly.

    The complacency in the market given the news flow amazes me.

    I went out into September in order to give myself some time on this bet.

    Can you please pull out your orbital space cannon and use it to scare the shit out of investors so we can win on this one?

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  19. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    i need to make a quick 25%, any tips? i’m willing to risk 5%. thnx

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    • Po Pimp

      How quick is “quick”? If you’re willing to give it more than your usual couple of hours to work out I would say BHI. I could see a 25% gain by May provided the world doesn’t come to end again.

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      • drummerboy

        huggie,dltr, they report next week,killer Q,and gas prices will confirm longer term momo as well.

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