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HALF OUT

Even though the market is driving rail spikes through the skulls of the bearish/communist crowd, I am half out. Thanks to liquidity and an appreciably higher share price, I sold out of all my GSVC. If you would have asked me “do you think you can sell GSVC at $18 before 2/1?” I would have punched you in the face for mocking me. But, the stock Gods are blessing me and you should take it as a good omen, something to be fortunate about.

It is the year of “The Fly” and there is nothing you or your stupid friends can do about it.

In addition to GSVC, I sold all of my DMND position, roasting nuts, merrily, along the way. As you read this, all I have left is SODA, GMCR and SFLY. But, might I add, everything is for sale.

If I can time the market correctly this year, according to my calculations, you will be shocked, then awed and finally dispatched by my hand.

In summary, I am half out, but also half in. I am bullish on stocks, yet cautious. I am the fucking Fly and you are just a reader.

NOTE: Another publicly traded fund who owns a small piece of Facebook and Yelp ripped tits today: SVVC.

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32 comments

  1. yoursisterspanties
    yoursisterspanties

    thats what she said

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  2. outofmiddleclass

    Le Fly’s $GSVC sell single handedly brought down the stock to 17 lol….sold it as well with ya at 17.50 (16.00) ,,,thanks fly!

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  3. xxx_stellar

    best part about this is the Fly promoted GSVC, daring you to buy his shares. Whatever happened to not selling before the FaceBook IPO? That’s the real hmmm……

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    • The Fly

      Pardon me for saying so, but gsvc at 13 and gsvc at 18 are two entirely different things.

      Are you questioning my integrity?

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      • xxx_stellar

        I would never do such a thing. I’m merely citing your earlier statements of NOT SELLING GSVC before the FB IPO.

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        • The Fly

          Naturally I am entitled to changing me mind, no?

          I took a look at the market and the fact that this albatross of illiquidity in GSVC has been lifted from me and took the opportunity. The stock isn’t much lower from where I sold. Have at it.

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        • jimmy_two_times

          Actually, if memory serves me correctly he did say that he would sell prior to the IPO. I am thinking it was a day before or smething like that.

          Regardless, in this market you need to be nimble.

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  4. chuck bennett

    Why must you tell the people who read this for free about your sale of GSVC? You already told us paying folks first thing in the morning?

    Nothing against the free followers. But I wouldn’t piss on them for warmth even if they were outside freezing to death.

    regards

    chuck

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    • Devil Dog

      And we wouldn’t piss on you to put out the flames if you were on fire from your playing with matches.

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  5. jimmy_two_times

    roasted a few nuts of my own out fo DMND this pm .. thx Fly

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  6. chuck bennett

    @xxxstellar,

    Only an idiot would look that gift horse in the mouth. Is that you? Clearly selling GSVC now is, as a matter of fact, selling before the FB IPO.. What are you even saying?
    Perhaps you have another agenda over here? dont be stupid, stupid.

    regards

    chuck

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  7. chuck bennett

    I dont play with matches asshole.

    But you could put out the fire that comes out when I pee.

    regards

    chuck

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    • Devil Dog

      Just watch those kidney stones Chuck. Put them on Ebay when you are done peeing.

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    • Cascadian

      Here I stand trying to piss
      Sufferin’ from the gal that gave me this
      If I find her when I get well
      I’ll get it again, sure as hell!

      (I know, Chuck is really a girl)

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  8. chuck bennett

    wait, nobody ever said NOT selling until the IPO. It has nothing to do with the huckle buck sweet charlie.

    regards

    chuck

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  9. ruggyup

    Half in, also half out? Sounds like the start of the fastest two-handed game in the world. Have a nice afternoon.

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  10. xxx_stellar

    @Chuch, if you didn’t know about that GSVC remark, then stfu. You obviously haven’t been reading this blog carefully. I’m sure the Fly appreciates and needs you to back him up. Agreud, never look a gift in the horse’s mouth.

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  11. Dick Durban

    Some of you guys remind me of the Tea Party faithful. They get $crewed by their masters and then bend over backwards (or is that forwards?) to defend the ones who just $crewed ’em.

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  12. TMoe

    Wow look at everyone selling gsvc

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    • hillary climtoon

      gsvc is already up AH… people that never heard of fly in this stock…

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  13. Trading_Nymph

    EU spent more time today arguing about whether Poland can play with them then dealing with real issues, imho. OK, education will result in jobs..this meeting today was a waste.

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  14. TMoe

    Tmoe Buys more TLT

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  15. chuck bennett

    Reading is hard for me. This is true. However you sir are a liar and lady boy.

    I defend retards and cripples. To my knowledge the fly is not.

    So I am forced to defend you and your buddy Dick durban. (not the guy who wrote the amendment, the other one)

    Your welcome.

    regards

    chuck

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    • hillary climtoon

      apparently writing is equally challenging..

      It is YOU’RE welcome..not YOUR welcome unless you are referring to his particular brand of welcome in which case it is an incomplete thought…Your welcome what?

      good grief…

      strunk and white a little will ya?

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  16. chuck bennett

    I just made a shit ton of coin with this SVVC.

    Dam good mutual fund yawwwhh.

    get some.

    regards

    chuck

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  17. hillary climtoon

    Fly will jump back into GSVC before the ipo!

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  18. chuck bennett

    word.\\

    I see you in Philly hil.

    regards

    chuck

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