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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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LOOK MA’, NO BRAKES!

Do you want to know why I bought DMND and FSLR? Well, it wasn’t because of The PPT or due to some make believe chart breakout from some imaginary line in the proverbial sand. I didn’t buy them because I heard a rumor from a reliable source or the CEO is related to me through six degrees of separation. I didn’t buy them due to weather trends and/or the prospect that Obama will get reelected. As you know, he is nuts for solar.

The real reason why I bought them is because I own a time machine. You may disbelieve me, as it is ordinary to do so. But, let me tell you, without delusion or fantasy, “The Fly” travels through worm holes and tips coffee cups onto your neatly pressed pants when you’re not looking. Plus anyway, I can, which is the basic essence of success. Being able to do what you want, when you want to, because nothing can stop you.

Pray tell me, how do you intend to stop me?

That’s what I thought.

This morning I had a look at my 45% cash position and felt like spending some. So I dropped millions into FSLR and DMND and now I will wait for these investments to make me richer.

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27 comments

  1. TheMarketAce

    Senor Tropicana,

    Do you believe that this rally in solar is a one day event, or will it continue in the coming weeks? Some of these intraday gains are absurd…

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  2. Fly's Real Male Yoga Instructor
    Fly's Real Male Yoga Instructor

    Fly you should change your name to the Honey Badger:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/czg123#p/c/2A9D6BFCC78EDB71/0/4r7wHMg5Yjg

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    • Fly's Real Male Yoga Instructor
      Fly's Real Male Yoga Instructor

      At the very least you should have Randall make a Fly video for you…that would be an instant classic.

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  3. korgath bladefist
    korgath bladefist

    yeahp. time machines FTW.

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  4. mancini

    GM… I caught a 20+% rip in the shares in the past 2 weeks, although half of my shares will be exercised away, because I am such a pussy. My next move is shorting CHK 2015 bonds. I didn’t do any due dilligence yet, and probably won’t, but I’m thinking eventually somebody will notice all the debt they have due in the next few years and question their solvency against a $2.50 natural gas backdrop.

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    • RRIskyBizness

      before you short CHK you need to research their hedge percentages….. in the past they were actually net short nat gas. Why short them when you can short the juniors that dont hedge at all?

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  5. Whaler31

    Next time you slip into the wormhole, take a look at where DECK will be in a few weeks!

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  6. Juice

    May I suggest JOE for you Herr Fly? Not investment advice. I’d never do that… however, it could squeeze & join the other homey’s.

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  7. Bullish

    Nice music.

    How many songs does Rick Ross have? It seems like he goes with the same song but just changes a few words each time.

    Makes me want to go buy some Ciroc. They are marketing geniuses.

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  8. wilmer

    I thought The Fly of 2012 was going to be a deliberate, calculating investor? Old habits die hard, huh?

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    • The Fly

      Not true at all. I’ve been stalking these stocks for two weeks. I have over 10,000 words written in my personal journal as to why I am buying them, all notarized by my attorneys and archived at the library of Congress.

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  9. satiricalmiracle

    I once built a time machine, but having gone through time and come back, my memory returned to the time before I left, therefore I couldn’t recall any of the information I gained from the future… how do you get around that?

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  10. ShortSqueeze

    DANG & YOKU trash charging higher- usually the ALL CLEAR signal to SHORT the hell out of the market-

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  11. Bullish

    Trish is on Bloomberg?? Very nice! I was wondering if she would ever resurface.

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  12. Blind Read Ant

    I muted the MTV in this blog.

    Pressed play.

    Thoughts: a couple, disinterested suits.

    Perhaps I’ll return to listen to it someday (barf)….

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  13. Testicules

    China CPI later on (8:30), sights are set low on estimate …so far they have been better than expected.
    This gets the ball rolling followed over night by German/UK News, only thing I’m a bit wary of is Unemployment Numbers in the morning….something tells me not to fear…the fix is in.
    Thursday’s an UP day

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  14. OG

    If financials have decent earnings it’ll be choo chooooooo.

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  15. JTU

    SOL is another one of those Chinese burritos that I own. Although it was up a whopping 30.81%, I’ll have to hold this one a lot longer and hope for a lot more gains just to break even on this one. Considering the Markets were close to flat today, I still managed a respectable 1.89% gain today! PWER, SOL, CVI and GLW were my biggest winners.

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  16. dr sanantonio

    Are you still bullish on GMXR?

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  17. ShamrockBaby

    I watched that video, what a mistake, and my overwhelming reaction is pity. How pathetic they are.

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