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Panic-Manic

Italy and Germany are sniping at one another again and ZNGA ipo’d and is a piece of shit. Just like post GRPN, shares of GSVC are selling off. It’s more of the same with buy the rumor, sell the news. This is not a ZNGA or a GRPN play, but a Twitter/Facebook play, which represents more than 30% of their fund. I will buy on dips, but not today.

The rally is being sold because no one knows what the fuck is going on. I will tell you, small pleb. Santa Claus is coming and you need to stop being a bitch. Panic all you want in 2012; but for now, man up and hold the line or else you will be dispatched like a fucked up Chinese burrito stock into a scathing Muddy Waters hit piece.

Tech is really strong today, but everything else is simply milquetoast. Frankly, I would not be surprised to see the entirety of the rally dissolve, like an alka seltzer tablet in an old man glass of water.  This market is disgraceful and Europe is shameful. There is nothing to like about Europe and I hope their governments are overthrown by fucking apes.

If you found this blog to be convoluted, odd, and somewhat distasteful, that’s because it is! More so, I don’t want to talk about the fucking market anymore and will be ignoring your questions for the remainder of the day.

NOTE: I will only be happy if the Dow closes +150.

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24 comments

  1. Caffeinated

    Yep… I’m outa here.

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  2. TraderCaddy

    I already took my fake profits in ZNGA and buried it on my fake farm in the fake corn fields near my fake barn and this was done because I am going to the fake city and don’t want to get robbed by a real thug.

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  3. RippinTits

    Fuck ZNGA, all my profits are gone for this month year!

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  4. TraderCaddy

    Who is this idiot clown from the SEC trying to fool?
    Half of Congress and half of his staff should be in jail.

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  5. drummerboy

    go have some oatmeal,you’ll feel better,gave some to the dog this morning, he’s feelin better

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  6. Dr Funk

    TLT!

    Like I said, they gota stop juicing the open if you want something to build on. Was actually ready to daytrade long. Nope

    Pleb out

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  7. JakeGint

    If the paper stock markets aren’t amusing I’d submit there are some interesting buys over at my place, today.

    Indeud.

    ________

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  8. Yabollox

    You are not going to be happy today. The witches are in control today.

    If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs and blaming it on you…. you’ll be a man my son!

    R. Kipling

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    • bhh

      If you like Kipling, Naulakha is a fantastic house to rent for a few days with the family or friends. Clay tennis court on the property and sublimely quiet and peaceful. This is where the Jungle Book was written and the house is completely restored nicely appointed with original, period furniture.

      http://landmarktrustusa.org/index.php/properties/naulakha/

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      • bhh

        Forgot to mention it sits on 50 acres of private gardens, fields, and woods. All yours to explore for a ridiculously affordable nightly rate. The caretaker stays out of your way too which is extremely nice if you value your privacy.

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  9. Bullish

    Basing happiness on the Dow’s closing gain or loss can lead to LUNACY!!!

    Note: There are three (!!!) included.

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  10. ruggyup

    European currencies savants may appreciate this:
    http://eurodebts.com

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  11. WTF?!

    (Cue Merlin) And poof! Your market rally is gone! (Not “your” rally Sir Fly…please don’t ban me.

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  12. LD

    Dear Santa,
    Please make at least one of my stocks rally for Christmas.
    Thank-you,
    LD

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  13. Marc David

    I will only be happy when Jake Gint gives me the props I deserve!

    And if I can do the 40/40 Challenge on video and prop to RC I’m not a wuss.

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  14. CDuncan

    Market has been a nothing short of a feces fight by a band of damn dirty apes.

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  15. Damon

    Europe sucks and is a place where North American sissies go to brag about being abused by the waiters.

    DECK is on fire and going to $120.

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  16. Sparaticus

    What do you think the market will do Monday, Fle’?

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  17. mike

    My Dear Fly,
    You are not alone.
    All the best,
    Mike
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAKsMnAM8vk

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