iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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A Shot Across Your Bow

You don’t deserve to read iBankCoin. Your behavior is that of a vagrant, a small child with little to no net worth. The number one problem with you little trollops is envy. Don’t hate on Le Fly because he rides in the back of a 1980’s stretch limousine, while you sit next to homeless crack addicts on the train. Need I remind you, iBC is not just a website. When you come here, you enter my domain. Can’t you see how the decor of the site is one of decadence and grandeur?

Take off your shoes before you enter my house. You’ve been stepping on shit all day long and I’d prefer if you didn’t drag in your bacteria onto my Pershing rugs (fuck your Persian rugs. My shit is Pershing).

The internet brings out the worst in people. I can see through your soul by the way you comment on the site. As such, I’ve determined it be my responsibility to have your bullshit computers melted down to the fucking ground, via iBC’s internet laser beam cannon, should you piss me off. No one is safe and I am not playing games.

The art of investing entails a great deal of focus and seriousness. While you clowns are busy eating whipped cream from the can, “The Fly” is allocating millions into money makers. There will come a day, believe you me, when I will just leave this multi-million dollar franchise of iBankCoin, shut down The PPT, and vanish into thin air. I do not intend to slave over my computer for eternity, to be ridiculed by men with small brains dressed in ugly suits.

Until that day comes, I expect you to exhibit the proper decorum when visiting iBC. If you were raised without proper breeding and tend to talk too much at cocktail parties about your bullshit traits and so called accomplishments, you are not welcomed here. I do not like people who talk about themselves at cocktail parties.

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52 comments

  1. Scott Bleier

    Pershing Rugs. hahaha

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  2. coin

    write something that makes me a better investor plz

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  3. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    The demise of HuggieBear has been largely exaggerated.

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  4. Testicules

    Things that will make you money:
    a shorter skirt…free advice does not get any better than that

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  5. Juice

    da flea must be on a HOT streak, for he is back to talking smack, mafioso style

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  6. BDUBZ

    I will be subscribing to the PPT by year end. And possibly 12631. See you soon.

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  7. BDUBZ

    By the way… please stop with the Drake videos. I’m pretty sure he wears Hello Kitty pink robes and masturbates to old Usher music videos.

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  8. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    You are on a tweeting rampage today….awesome. Must be nice to be totally unencumbered by the mores of modern society.

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  9. Green Machine

    I caught an upgrade in my PGH which is doing well for me, but then took an absolute smack down (-30%) for one of my small divie holdings in CSE.
    Still net down YTD, but almost back to level 0% vs. the market. Now I must stay out of this hole to finish the year.

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  10. xmas3

    watch it there bucko,lest you have a large pine needle stuck up your ass, and i piss gently on your polyester carpet that is not pershing.

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  11. KCScott

    SPX 1260 is interesting for me today – if it closes above that would break a declining trendline that stated July 7.

    A failure would probably mean a pullback to the 20ma @ 1226

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  12. Mike

    was at a cocktail party with a self centered ego maniac on saturday…..needless to say when we (wife and I)left, I looked at her and said..”what a douche”
    ‘nough said

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  13. spy007

    Fly is on a role today ROFLAO

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  14. MCPJ

    You seem like a rich brat kid who won’t let the other kids play on the swings when you want to. You have thin skin, accept it and you well be a happier person.

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    • xmas3

      idiot,coming here is a breadth of fresh air,you do know what fresh means, no. ha.

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      • MCPJ

        I suppose fresh to me is grammar and punctuation to you?

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        • Dirk Diggler

          A sentence starting with “I suppose” is not a question. It is a statement, and should not end with a question mark.

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          • MCPJ

            Not all questions start with an interrogative. Using intonation signals a direct question.

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          • Dirk Diggler

            Intonation can be used to cover up lots of technical colloquial errors, however it doesn’t make them correct.

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          • Jakegint

            Point to Diggler!

            Who knew we had so many closet grammarians on our site?

            You better bring your A-game, Consonant Man!

            __________

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          • xmas3

            phuck all that,if you get your point across thats good. and it better be good.

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          • MCPJ

            Are technical colloquial errors possible? being that colloquial is informal.

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          • Dirk Diggler

            Informal doesn’t make it correct. You should know, grammar nazis hate colloquialisms!

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  15. vegastrader

    LMAO

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  16. Trading_Nymph

    It does amaze me how little time and focus most people spend in this most wonderful game. They simply think they can throw paint on a canvas and call it art. Reminds me of weekend gamblers in Vegas…they just want to hit it big. This is pure Art, where we must respect and learn from the Great Masters while letting our own inner self come out in our work…it is all just so amazing. For the market, RBA did raise rates last night 25, and may do it again. Notice how LME copper can’t take out 8000, and is back under 7900. Yes, we are all waiting for the Magic Cocaine Fairy of the Clams on Thursday with the ECB and BoE..but after that is over, and there is not the SURPRISE cocaine like Oct/Early Nov from them…we can get back to my nice little sell off.

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    • razorsedge

      NICE! well put, but it seems now were going higher?

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      • razorsedge

        still holdin tza..

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        • Trading_Nymph

          Razor, This Friday..IMHO,On Friday’s Meeting Euro Meeting… ESM takes the place of EFSF and we get ” “common debt issuance”, which sounds an awful lot like eurobonds. But it adds that they would require a “robust framework for budgetary discipline and economic competitiveness to avoid moral hazard and foster responsibility and compliance”…….Notice how Naz is the weakest, normally in the rallys it is the leader…eur/usd could not take 1.3400 clean, all of this looks weak.

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  17. SPY FLY

    looking like we go higher…

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  18. korgath bladefist
    korgath bladefist

    amen.

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  19. Leonidas

    What if we just stay in this range until 12/23? Then shit the bed.

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  20. Fly's Real Male Yoga Instructor
    Fly's Real Male Yoga Instructor

    The Fly is just angry because I snapped a photo of him during our morning workout today:

    http://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u63/bikramyoga.jpg

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  21. le chiffre

    fly,
    you seemed to have your benevolent commentary & teaching hat on the last week or so inside PPT &12631 which is very much appreciated, by this new member ,COIN!
    but……it’s also nice to have the diatribe back. it brightens my day even though i am one of the vagrants which you reference.

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