iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Rollin’

Many of you are catching full bans from the site today. I’ve been monitoring many of you and have decided you offer zero value. Therefore, as the market melts the fuck up, your viewership privileges will be revoked. If you missed this rally, you shouldn’t be in the market.

Santa Claus is real and he’s gonna chop your heads off while you sleep.

Into the melt-up, I will push the envelope in names like CVI, GSVC, AKS, LULU and WNR. I own a lot of AG too. However, I may be a seller of that shit, all depending on the mood of my urinal shadows. For the day, “The Fly” will be celebrating his revival from the depths of hades, as his holdings appreciate towards ALL-TIME-FUCKING-HIGHS.

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19 comments

  1. jimmy_two_times

    Right on !

    Fly, your “all in” option trade would have rewarded you handsomely, not that you did kick a$$ anyway.

    cheers

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  2. London

    Massive plunge today …. in yields on Euro debt.

    I’m picking XIV as the generic vehicle to drive ‘cuz fearanoia has peaked.

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  3. Yabollox

    Another gap up. It would be nice to have a chance to trade the slope.

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  4. Damon

    WYNN trading on technical weakness this morning.

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  5. 'merica

    1260 seems like a good spot to take some profit.

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  6. xmas3

    your ass is mine santa

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  7. ALLPROz

    I underestimated the power of ball cradling tights and currently am pissing in my LULU shorts…pun intended.

    Nice call on GSVC and glad I followed…will it make $16.50 and then some?

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    • The Fly

      20+ by early Jan

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      • ALLPROz

        Barrons quote…”If you want to make sure you don’t miss out on Zynga’s initial public offering, you don’t have to worry. GSV Capital Corp.’s (GSVC) got you covered. It already owns stakes not only in Zynga, but also Facebook, Twitter and 15 other blue-chip venture-backed companies.:

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    • ALLPROz

      Ok…soiled shorts now dry and crusty.

      LULU currently down 1.5% on a up market day like today…keeping my shorts on.

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  8. J

    “Many of you are catching full bans from the site today. I’ve been monitoring many of you and have decided you offer zero value.”

    The best start to a blog thread ever.

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  9. Juice

    the grinch will not steal le fleas x-mas nor x-mas rally

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  10. Fly's Male Yoga Instructor
    Fly's Male Yoga Instructor

    I told The Fly earlier LULU is hitting $47 today while I had some one on one time with him. He didn’t believe me.

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  11. Yabollox

    X-mas is expensive! Buy the corps that sold you Christmas presents.

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  12. noodle

    should of posted limp bizkit rollin
    i hope wayne fades away into the blackness soon im tired of his voice

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