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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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CANADA ROCKS

Congratulations on the splendid quarter, LULU. Never mind the pesky Americans who wanted you to make a measly $5 million more. Fuck them on the Lincoln sword they rode in on. Oh, I forgot, the vagrants stole that sword and melted it down. Canadians would never do such a thing because they are rich as fuck and lack the low-life mentality most often exhibited by the American working class.

As an aside, I love how your tight ass pants cradle my balls.

After hearing the fine, yet monotone, gentleman CEO on LULU’s conf call, I’ve decided to keep the shares. I am down 20% from my cost basis and absolutely loving it.

Moving on.

Shares of WNR are working higher this morning. I like how the stock is acting. The refiners are inexpensive and could be fantastic buys down here, IF margins expand again. The operative word is “if.” I believe spreads will be 25% higher by Spring.

Everything else I own is edging higher, limiting my losses to just 0.5%. I thought today was gonna suck major cock, seeing LULU getting fucked. However, thus far, it’s ripping tits.

Off to eat some Canadian bacon, deer testicles and moose face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmO-PUJ8cJE

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41 comments

  1. SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!!!
    SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!!!

    Moose nostril dipping sauce after hot yoga is da bomb, eh?

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  2. The OG

    In fly I trust. I will hold too.

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  3. jimmy_two_times

    dont forget to ride in on your dogsled!

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    • The Fly

      I only ride on wolf sleds.

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      • muktukchuck

        I’m sending you a toque(no sic), and definitely not a watch cap, to warm thyne(no sic) grey matter whilst space traveling. Would you prefer Le bleu; rouge; et blanc of Habitat fame or something of a more continental persuasion? And bacon, lots of bacon — then you’ll need some of those Lulu pants inspired by the Waldorf = lots of ballroom(s).

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  4. Hideous fibs

    Tim Hortons <—there is no resistance…breakfast until noon (new)..eh

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  5. panamaorange

    Fly, if margins on oil are up 25% by spring, wouldn’t that coincide with a spike in overall UGA gasoline price?

    That would absolutely hammer XRT retail and XLY discretionary stocks.

    That 4$ a gallon number is a big psych number for consumers. Arguably, 4.00$ gas spooks more consumers, than a sub-11000 Dow!

    I’d confidently be doing the “vern troyer” limbo in that situation. I actually think you can start legging into some XRT puts very soon.

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  6. ALLPROz

    $46 looks like the LULU jump off price…

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  7. charlie

    Canada kicks ass. $EXK $AG $SLW

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  8. alf44

    DOW 30 just lost 12K !

    .

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  9. pjdempsey

    Wow, thanks LULU. All I can think of is the South Park song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SDrqa-eTXU&feature=related

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  10. 4fl3x

    http://ibankcoin.com/streetsleuth/

    No clue who this is, but lots of good reads. Thanks.

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  11. 5:00 PM

    Thanks for WNR; was not on my radar until I saw it here. Out of January calls for >35%…seems like a trading vehicle, not a hold right now.

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  12. alf44

    “As an aside, I love how your tight ass pants cradle my balls.”

    Now that shit is funny … I don’t care who you are !

    .

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  13. Lloyd blankfeins walkie talkie bud

    Lloyd says ibc is his favorite site, aside from this secret porn site only insiders can visit.

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  14. Dubz

    Classic post. LULU makes the ass of most women which is nasty look hittable, they are magicians.

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  15. Yabollox

    Yoga pants for Christmas! Forget the Keurig– oh wait, daughter wants that. other daughter wants and ipod, wife wants an ipad…. Invest in your christmas present providers!

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  16. lulu LEMON

    Hahahahahaha

    lulu LEMON Lol @ Fly.

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  17. JakeGint

    I am wondering if those LULU pants can stop bullets, too?

    Would that make them Neo-LULU’s?

    ______

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  18. JTU

    GLW might be worth a look at here. It sold off nearly 20% from it’s recent high to it’s recent low.

    UBS AG (NYSE:UBS) lowered its price target on Corning Inc. (GLW) to $17.00. They have a “Buy” rating on the company.

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  19. Mrs. Peabody

    FTK, my children, FTK. And don’t worry about that jobs report – the Great Obama provides for all needs – we don’t need no stinkin’ jobs.

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  20. ALLPROz

    I would bail LULU…just saying…

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  21. Calgary G

    My RIM feels way better the last two days…..

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  22. norcal

    New SFO Mag with GSVC article.

    Zor = Fly?

    http://www.sfomag.com/eSFO/eSFO2011_12.aspx?page=15

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  23. ALLPROz

    BAC holding its own today while other large banks are solid red…

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  24. Trading_Nymph

    Great Story about how China is getting AAPL’s Apps for Free, wonder if there is a App for that? http://www.shanghaidaily.com/a

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