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Santa Ben to the Rescue

Who exactly do you think you are? You and your friends, clad in burlap, were going to take down the world banking system from the un-luxury of your bullshit pleather chairs from staples? Did you really think they would not throw the kitchen sink in, giving it one last go, prior to melting down?

Right.

Seriously, that was some amateur shit right there. Hold onto my coattails, I will teach you what you need to be told.

The cromagnon on CNBC (Cramer) is no longer fear mongering via threats of “DEFCON 3,” following the unprecedented coordinated efforts by the world’s central banks to inject liquidity. Shame on Cramer for being so naive as to believe they would not inflate. SHAME!

Once again, the power elite has demonstrated their insanity and fetish for free money. I want you to remember this moment as you absorb LARGE capital losses. I do not mean that in an ill-spirited way either–quite the contrary. The market is the ultimate humbling mechanism–doling out beat downs for more than 100 years. It’s important to learn from mistakes in order to avoid them in the future. Like I said several days ago, major central bank intervention was all but guaranteed. Europe had days left before panic set in, ripping apart century old institutions. I refused to capitulate, after incurring large capital losses, because I felt my errors would start compounding on one another.

It’s one thing to buy high. It’s entirely unacceptable to sell too low.

Today’s rally is going to be intense. There might be some early give back. However, rest assured, the bears are going to panic out and cover shorts, lending tinder to the fire that is already raging. Naturally, this is all inflationary and will help the prospects of gold and silver–longer term.

With year to date gains of +6%, I intend to take what’s rightfully mines today. With Santa Ben’s assistance and The PPT (flagged OVERSOLD on 11/23), I shall retake my annual highs of +16%, AND MORE.

Gentlemen, I give you salsa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAlATS5ioAg

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55 comments

  1. kidstock

    FIG

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  2. walktothecabin

    Cocaine for all gorillas!

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  3. chivo

    you need to post salsa dancing videos.. just music!? come on, MAN

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  4. Tisker

    As a wise man once said… FURRY BOOTS PEOPLE… Time to load up as chikas love them and we love their spending ways…

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  5. xxxhuggiebearxxx

    SHIT JUST GOT REAL, SON.

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  6. JTU

    Today is going to be a good day!

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  7. partridge

    DR,
    Merry Christmas…
    The printing has began early…
    salsa lol

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  8. The Big Ragu

    Mrs. Fly’s magic crystals worked wonders!

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  9. Bleached Asshole

    Roll Bearded Clam!!!

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  10. Vegas Trader II's Surgeon
    Vegas Trader II's Surgeon

    As suspected, I shall roast Vegas’s balls over my fireplace.

    TZA to the single digits.

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  11. kinz

    wnr

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  12. TraderCaddy

    Sold my XLF in the pre-market after buying @ 11.98 AH yesterday after downgrades.
    As I said yesterday it was expected and no big deal.
    In the meantime I will be busy replacing 5 screens and part of the aluminum cage (he broke it) around my pool as another bear came by last night and tried to break in for a swim.
    Cops came out but not allowed to tranq.
    One more attack and Fish and Wildlife people say they will come out and relocate the bastard.

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo

      Nice call @TC. I saw that and thought we still had more chit to clean out. Careful with the damn bear. Too bad it’s not a cartoon bear like me. You could just use an eraser on it. We just have GD deer. Just like giant rats eating all of the plantings.

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    • MetalLeg

      “One more attack?”

      That’s an excuse for inaction.

      I have one word for you and that’s ‘POISON’

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  13. J

    “Once again, the power elite has demonstrated their insanity and fetish for free money”

    It’s not free money. Money it tight in Europe at the moment and V is collapsing.

    I strongly recommend reading Prof Scott Sumner’s blog on the importance of keeping nominal GDP from falling over the cliff.

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  14. J

    Uncle Ben will go down as a freaking hero when people write the history books and understand what he’s trying to do.

    He’s doing what Milt would have strongly suggested.

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  15. dave

    I’m looking forward to paying more for my everyday needs. Why don’t these fucking assholes just print 100 trillion and get it over with.

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  16. pjdempsey

    Mobb Deep dropped the Black Cocaine EP just in time yesterday. Guess this was leaked to them too.

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  17. Raule

    Commence the ADS hundred dollar dollar roll.

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  18. 'merica

    Soooo, who’s printing then, nobody?

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  19. theedge111

    Solves nothing.

    More can kicking. When you see unprecedented action by the worlds CB’s you need to ask yourself is how fucking bad was the banking situation in Europe?

    BTW, this is not inflationary Fly which is why the metals hardly reacted. All this does is allow the banks to take shittier collateral to the CB’s for cash.

    I give this 2 weeks before we are right back in the soup. We might make it through X-MAS.

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    • The Fly

      TELL THAT TO THE PRICE OF GOLD AND MY MINERS.

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      • theedge111

        Gold up a mere $28? Saw a bigger move earlier this week. Silver up .50 on this news? HA.

        If the market believed believed this BS gold and silver would be up triple that.

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  20. Sierra Water

    Fly’s encounter with a Bearshitter today:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LzZ1ORjSjk&feature=related

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  21. Quint

    Market rarely moves more that 4% in one day…don’t buy anything.

    I love how Cramer now has people buying the market after tell them not to on Monday morning…I need a TV show to make calls like that.

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  22. Yabollox

    The Euro’s are having their 2008. They’ll get through it.

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  23. JNROD

    AS I posted in the previous thread I do not see gold and silver going higher here. Actually metals are not performing as they should…

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  24. The Plumbers Crack
    The Plumbers Crack

    Give me a C
    Give me an L
    Give me an A
    Give me an M

    What’s the spell? Santa Ralllllly ho

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  25. Yabollox

    Your daily gap up/down is over. You may now position yourself for tomorrow’s.

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  26. Bravo

    I’ve never seen a more somber group of talking heads in my life on a 3% up morning…..Cramer acts completely befuddled and somber….You would think the market is down 5%…

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  27. Wolfgang

    Buy buy buy! It’s not just short covering. You can bet on the Euros not letting you down, can’t you? No way will the Euros let you down. Put your faith and hope in the Euros.

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  28. J

    NEW YORK (Reuters) – Private sector job growth accelerated in November as employers created the most jobs in nearly a year, prompting economists to raise their forecasts for Friday’s more comprehensive U.S. labor report.

    The ADP National Employment Report on Wednesday showed private employers added 206,000 jobs this month, surpassing economists’ expectations for a gain of 130,000 jobs. It was the biggest gain since December 2010.

    “The ADP news is very good news. The private sector is adding jobs,” said Wayne Kaufman, chief market analyst at John Thomas Financial in New York.

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  29. cromagz

    Pixie Dust !

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  30. alf44

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    ADDING (ie. avg down)… to my TYP (SHORT) position here !

    .

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    • Chris

      That is gutsy

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      • alf44

        … or, stupid !

        Remains to be seen I guess !

        🙄

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      • alf44

        Really had no choice !

        When a position makes an adverse move against you like this … you have to be willing to step in and adjust your avg. share price !

        May actually have to do it again !

        This is why you always keep some CASH !

        We shall see !

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        • Chris

          I’m just be concerned that this intervention is going to trigger a multi-month rally. I’m looking for an opportunity to get out of a BAC short. You regularly add to underwater positions? I thought that was like the #1 no-no.

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  31. GR8Trade

    Oh my! Look at that BZH fly! Does the fly still hold that position? Sorry, I saw the buy post previously, but don’t recall seeing a sell posted. Hope you do.

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  32. JB

    Time for Obama to drop the bomb on Iran .. Blame it on the Mayans..

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  33. bigpun2012

    Not sure if anyone is into this or not. But last night I found 2 stocks Symbol: GAME and RVR. Both company are issuing a one time special dividend.

    😉

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  34. Bravo

    When ETF’s settle at EOD, do we go higher? One of the worst mistakes is to sell too soon. What to do…..

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  35. Taco

    Bought ddm yesterday on the rebound confirmation from the day before. Will exit ddm tomorrow or the day after, when the 200 day MA on SPY is hit. Market will pullback and I will buy DDM again. DDM is double levered DJ30 ETF.

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  36. Max

    Hector Lavoe! While I am impressed by the ripper call you made the other day it’s the Hector Lavoe that’s killing it. Now I got somethin’ to talk to the baricuas about tomorrow.

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