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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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YOU CAN’T STOP THE TURKEY

GOOG, AAPL and GS look great.  The market is pissing on those who are fading this rally. It truly is a sight to bear witness.

I didn’t make money today, however, as shares of silver stocks slumped–alongside NFLX. WNR went up, but DK negated it with assholish losses. Ultimately, “The Fly” will win in glorious and grande fashion. I am patient enough to wait for my wins to be served hot, on  the finest china, alongside the very best silverware.

I took a heinous loss in BORN and shuffled the proceeds in BZH and made back 4% in the process. These small trades do not effect my NAV so much. They are more for sport than substance.

I am a firm believer in the GSVC business model, despite its latest decline. The moon and the stars shall align under the auspices of The Fly soon. The stock Gods have informed me of great wins and horrendous losses for my enemies, all to be told here on the first class blog.

At the time of this post, my YTD gains stand at 16%. My goal, believe it or not, is to make an additional 20% in Q4, which will serve as a reminder to all of my haters and doubters that Senor Tropicana reigns supreme on these internets. Failure to acknowledge these facts shall lead to the disposal of your “virtual world” and elimination of your skeleton by way of bone shattering gravity hammers to your person.

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42 comments

  1. BigMike

    Sir Fly,

    Honest question…when usually does the turkey rally fades? Does it end a few days before turkey day or a few days after it?

    Thanks.

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    • The Fly

      Black Friday.

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      • Jakegint

        Black Friday has been great for the PM’s lo these last few years.

        The Turkey Gods are usually visited upon the shinies with molto abundanato (Italian for big bucks).

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    • tm

      Typically it’s been about 3.14 days after (or “pi” days). So you should allocate around 100% of your account towards that expectation…

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  2. Dog

    Seriously, who uses china anymore?

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    • The Fly

      The same people who opt for wooden soles instead of rubber.

      Me.

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      • Dog

        I’ve got two sets in the garage that were handed down by the G-Parents and I don’t ever see myself using them. The wife will never let me get rid of them.

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      • The_Real_Hmmm

        That’s fucking right. I prefer to make my presence heard in the caverns of fine dining establishments and hotels by clopping around on the marble floors with my English made soles.

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  3. FrankWhite

    Why limit yourself to 20%

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    • The Fly

      I am not limiting myself.

      That is what my cards dictate.

      20%, nothing more or less.

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      • Cheesefries

        Frank,
        This is his “fair share”.

        Where are Jackson and Sharpton at while Cain gets picked apart by unsubstantiated allegations?

        Civil liberties only apply to liberals.

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        • Cheesefries

          Clinton fucked an intern in the Oval office and lied under oath. Yet he is a god to all liberals.

          What the hell is wrong with this country?

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          • ruggyup

            I thought it was a blowjob.

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          • Dog

            It was a blowjob and abuse of position and power. But who cares about that.

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          • huh?

            YOU FUCKING LEAVE CLINTON OUT OF THIS…HES THE ONLY FUCKING POLITICIAN WITH A PENIS AND THE FUCKING BALLS TO USE IT..OBAMA HAS A FUCKING VAGINA AND SO DID BUSH. IF ANYTHING WE NEED MORE PRESIDENTS FUCKING IN THE OVAL OFFICE JUST TO SHOW THOSE EUROPEAN FUCKS THAT WE GOT THE PANTS.

            In other news. Its raining outside. Anger levels are elevated in rainy conditions.

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  4. Cheesefries

    When are Americans going to stand up against these people?

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/occupiers_terrorize_us_eatery_o4dKzxi3n03WyJWAJu4AhO

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  5. TeahouseOnTheTracks
    TeahouseOnTheTracks

    I nibbled on some gluten free energy bars with SMBL today … Look for their products (Glutino & SmartBalance) in your local WFM next time you go shopping Senor Tropicana.

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  6. shipwrecked&alone
    shipwrecked&alone

    Money managers chasing performance, seasonal favorable time for equities. Long AAPL, SSO, LVS, MPET, IEZ. One fine day (do not know when/what year) I will be big time long TBT.

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  7. Cheesefries

    If Herman Cain was a liberal Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton would be burning down the block over this bullshit.

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    • Cheesefries

      Civil Rights leaders….. bullshit

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks
      TeahouseOnTheTracks

      and Karl Rove is a bipartisan dirty trickster … just another FOX in the henhouse!

      http://www.rense.com/general31/EXPs.htm

      Could Steve Forbes (another FOX) have an interest in Rick Perry advancing his flat tax?

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      • Jakegint

        Wayne needs to take his meds and stop busting Godwin’s Law at the top of every paragraph.

        Cynthia McKinney? SERIOUSLY? LOFL!

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        • Jim Chanos

          Did Rove make up that phony letter about Bush and give it to Dan Rather? This Rove guy sounds like an amateur – he should read up on Kennedy – Johnson and learn how to outright steal an election and more. Most pols like the one in there now are POC – that’s why you want smaller government to limit their damage.

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  8. Colonel von Ryan

    I just saw Cain’s press conference. The man is cool under fire, able to take a hit and keep on coming. Compare that to the paper hanger we’re saddled with. Cain will become the first black President.

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  9. Caruthers

    Thoughts on CAT for the $100 roll?

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  10. Aristotle

    Your life stories are truly impressive, your greatness cannot be denied!

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  11. eithan

    the owner of DK is owe a lot of money in his bussiness here in Israel just to let u know. i dont really know how it can affect the USA division but just throw it up in the air

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