You all know how religious I am.
Instead of doing the grunt work myself, I implore you to read the entirety of this Encyclopedia Dramatica post. Pure gold.
Excerpt:
remove your worthless ($7 DD) account -> bank loses no revenue -> bank no longer needs the support staff to deal with your shit -> bank fires the least educated employees -> banks profitability & margins rise.
See, these protesters are simply trying to make banks healthier.
UPDATE: Due to the fucking spastically retarded nature of this blog, I am no longer able to hyperlink to other blogs or sites. As a matter of fact, this blog is a ghetto dump and I am unable to do a lot of things, like embed media and/or properly indent in a post. Just like America, iBankCoin’s finest days are behind her, as neglect and malfeasance infects the attitudes of her caretakers, rendering the site 2nd tier, regrettably.
Here is the url to the site I am trying to link.
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Occupy_Wall_Street
FUCKING PATHETIC.
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How bout them Cardinals?
More like: How about them Pujols? How about an A-Rod for Pujols trade? It would be fair…
Who cares about the Arizona Cardinals?
Dump a fuckin’ bowl of gravy on Vincenzo’s head!
it’s no use. I am neglected.
We love you, blogfather. Surely, no disrespect is meant. I’m sure Jeremy is just out trying on a new cardigan sweater in order to be treuly stylish for his night out with Chuck Bennett.
Time for a concrete parachute?
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Occupy_Wall_Street
Oh look, I found a “work around” the whole hyperlink thing. For now on, I will just link in the comments section. That’s pro, right?
I noticed your original hyperlink is active for a split second, then after the ads and Share This Post table renders the link is no longer active.
The html source shows the anchor tag is still here. I assume some rogue script or stylesheet is disabling the anchor in that section.
Thanks, but it does me no good.
Love Howard!
Howard Stern!
Haha, Howard’s segment on OWS was awesome.
Tim Tebow for President. LOL, anyone catch that game?
Lotion Man for president!
STFU. What are you idiots talking about?
Hey! I’m just responding to your posts!
Here is the video of Lotion Man at OWS.
His parent(s) must be proud.
http://youtu.be/l3Y9CARUwio
I read he is a plumber in the Union.
Maybe he was Fly’s plumber a few weeks ago.
I saw that! He’s such a Knob!
Oops.
I see Fly linked it already.
And as for Howard Stern- BabaBooey!!
And as for Tim Tebow- He may have passing flaws and he will learn but you can’t teach being a winner and he knows how to win.
So many people participating in OWS with purpose and with such eloquence!
That Fag arguing wuth the Jew calls himself “Lotion Man”!
Hello Neighbor Fly. I have been spending the last few days here in Zuccotti Park with the meshuggeneh people. I have brought my hot dog cart to make some gelt. I still don’t have my permit to sell in the City but here no permits are needed for anything. Mrs. Steve is worried that I will meet one of those braless shiksas so have Mrs. Fly reassure her.
Some of them were ready to urinate on me (they urinate everywhere) saying I looked like a Zionist Banker. I convinced them that I was a 60’s hippie from Haight-Ashbury and used to be the drummer for the Jefferson Airplane. As soon as I told them I was a drummer they let me play in a drum circle. I didn’t know what that was so I just banged away.
They love my hot dogs and some of the tofu eaters are now meat eaters. I have converted them.
Anyway, I will let you know more later. I have to go give hugs at the empathy table. I might get lucky and also sell an insurance policy to one of them.
idiot.
I am very sick of the 99% of you freaks who post here. I think change is a comin. I will gladly ban all of you in exchange for silence.
dont do it fly. we are your children.
of the internets. i mean.
Steve The Neighbour is fucked!
Steve was doing OK until he did the Hey hey ho ho post. Perhaps Fly will send him back to Tel Aviv.
Fly’s post was at around the same time as Steve’s post. Perhaps Fly was replying to this JTU with his abuse of Jewish people and homos.
The Howard Stern clip is priceless.
If you interview a lot of people and then edit out only the ones you want, you can make it sound any way you want it to– good or bad.
Oh, never mind, I see that that site Fly linked to has an actual video of Fag vs. Jew. More people insulting each other. Accomplishes a lot. Oh, I see the Lotion Man at the end there. At least he isn’t insulting folks.
He wasn’t insulting folks? Really?
I’m literally in tears laughing while checking out the link. Too funny. As an aside, I actually went and checked out the OCW Boston movement yesterday… it was disgusting. Primarily there are three groups: actual hippies, scum bags, and college kids with worthless degrees.
I love watching the security guards downstairs at work deny the protestors a toilet to shit in when they try to use our facilities during the day. Nothing can me more shameful than not being allowed to shit in public.
Alright, back to CFA studies. Thanks for the laugh, Fly.
CNBC and NYT are positively hyping the recent Euro meeting, while the one who started it all is telling it like it is:
Banks and Europe clash over Greek debt deal:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/8844821/Banks-and-Europe-clash-over-Greek-debt-deal.html
(let’s see if that link works)
Thanks for the link. Bloomberg’s story earlier today wasn’t too bad.
Damon, thanks for posting some market related news.
Maybe it’s because I don’t live in NY, but I really don’t understand the fascination many people have with OWS.
It’s all Boullshit! They will come through with a deal, it will make the markets happy for now, long term, who the fuck knows!
Hey Fly, what’s moving between your lips today?
I kinda like the OWS.
In the old days the captain went down with his ship.
Now the captain gets on the ship’s only lifeboat, loads it up with gold, and rows off by himself, and the crew goes down with his ship.
Fuck the euro trash euroland will slide into the ocean and… oh I am sorry… Sarkozy and Merkel are giant aholes? UH…did you catch the
debates…oooops..never mind… Dollar KAPUT!
The best part of it is their ego’s.
Always count on the ego to f-ck things up.
The Fly said Friday was the top, and I want agree with that. Media hype is hard to stop, I want to see red futures, myself.
USA! USA! USA! Herbert Cain??? Prepare the lifeboats.. women and Beatles first!
The FLY.. with all due respect.. will burn with that call.. then again he is in FIZZ now…BAN ME NOW BEFORE I SHIT ON YOUR DOORSTEP AGAIN!!
CHRIS CHRISTIE IN 4 YEARs wow you got it all goin!!
FIP
hope it is not obvious I poured a giant Tanquray.. temp measured on the Kelvin scale
The market wazz up 268 fri… it is futes are bound to pull off here Mr Wadds
Banned
Freaky news clip for Halloween:
http://youtu.be/Rmjx9Gxg19w
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Is there some sort of new ebonics lingo going on here that over 47.5 dogshitters just don’t know about? Help me here fucktardian neighbors of Steve aka the neighbor.
I can guarantee you will be banned at some point. You never make sense and you often are disrespectful.
Judy ban yourself now and do me a favor.
In Ruggy’s defense: two major 2011 eclipses and Halloween. Wait until Turkey time, maybe Ruggy’s mood will be up?
margin call link
http://ipb.quicksilverscreen.im/index.php?/topic/319262-margin-call-2011/
The encylopaedia dramatica post you linked to was funny as hell. Thanks for the laugh…
William
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