iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Fuck this Shit

Fuck this market. Everyone is full of shit. You all have wild grandiose claims that amount to absolutely nothing. Most of these little trollops have less than 50k in the game, yet come here to iBC to school Fly. I’ve been throwing bowling balls at everyone of these finance blogger-fuckers for centuries. It’s always a mistake batting against Le Fly, for my fastball travels quickly and it is always aimed for your helmet.

My EXH short is one of the biggest winners of the day. Fuck you Mother Market, running sideways, with a pineapple up your ass. I have no interest to buy this piece of shit market. Everything is gonna get dick chopped, eventually. So if you’re buying now, you are simply playing a game of Russian roulette.

Copper, Silver, Gold, Oil: fuck them all.

We’re going under 1,000 on the S&P and there is nothing you or your stupid fucking friends can do about it.

UPDATE: I shorted EXH and bought ERY

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71 comments

  1. eithan

    awesome lol

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  2. Sooth Sayer

    I like how you say less than $50k… I’d drop that by another order of magnitude.

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  3. Cyn

    You go Le Fly.

    Media lies. Politicians lie. Wall Street lies.

    Charts don’t lie.

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  4. muktukchuck

    I heard that the physicists at the CERN atomic accelerator clocked a particle traveling faster than the speed of LIGHT — was that Senor’s fastball?

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  5. Yabollox

    We’re coming around to earnings season. Some cold water splashed in the face is gonna happen.

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  6. Mr Richard Chopper

    hey man why you dis me?

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    • J

      The Aussie is a good watch for those wanting a China indicator. It still hasn’t recovered from the falls and sits quietly at 98 cents.

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  7. jose mann

    I shorted your EXH, but this stupid beast is up almost 10%, are we shorting the same EXH, fuck …

    EXH is Exterran Holdings, NO ???
    fuck …

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    • flyaway18

      Jose, did you get an IEP diploma when you left high school?

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      • jose mann

        I just got a EXH diploma from the market because I am paying tuition through shorting EXH, WTF …

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    • ruggyup

      You may notice that Fly tells you what he is buying or, has bought. To buy or not is your choice but it’s all timing and I doubt anyone will tell you that.

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  8. Yogi & Boo Boo

    “running sideways, with a pineapple up your ass” Indeud. Excellent.

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  9. Superpositron

    Giggles.

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  10. Cato

    Hear Hear!

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  11. flyaway18

    I’m not buying anything until you and Scott do as I am just a lowly plebe. I find it humorous that, in your blogs, people and things are always running sideways with either a football or pineapple up their arse. That is such a funny visual it makes me smile.

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    • ruggyup

      In this market, pineapples and footballs are merely metaphors for hand grenades.

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  12. panamaorange

    Fly, I noticed that lot of WNR bulls are also fans of BEXP . But, you don’t seem to be to fond of it. I’ve yet to see you target it for longs on any dips.

    Any particular reason why?

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  13. TraderCaddy

    Fly is the Earl Anthony (PBA-Professional Bowlers Ass’n.) of the trading world.

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    • ruggyup

      It just doesn’t seem logical that Fly would be such an engaging dynamic personality as Earl Anthony. I mean really, fucking bowling.

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  14. TMoe

    “We’re going under 1,000 on the S&P and there is nothing you or your stupid fucking friends can do about it.”

    Let the fun begin!!!!

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  15. panamaorange

    I think you have to accept that UYM MOO REMX could have vicious dead cat bounces, before any new leg lower.

    Personally, I’m noticing a rare bullish pattern in the Dow. One I’ve never seen before:

    http://thepatternsite.com/bigw.html If this “Big W” chart pattern plays out in the $DIA daily chart,we could see a move to Dow 12300+ by Thanksgiving

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  16. Schizo1688

    Just like aug, sell the fucking news !!!

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  17. Marlow

    Speaking of getting shot in the face…what the fuck is up with WNR anyway? Brent/WTI spread is still North of $20. Crack spreads are about $30. So aggregate distillate demand is going to plummet?? Is that the play? People still drive (even if it is to go pick up Govt. cheese). WNR is kind of tempting down here.

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  18. jimmy_two_times

    TLT is your tell here folks.

    by the prickling in my thimbs something wicked this way comes.

    hell even the vol ETFs are holding in here not getting curb stomped.

    watch out

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  19. rookie

    although i agree with you i am still buying crude all day because it just doesn’t want to go down. not sure why…. stops close because it’s all smoke and mirrors. can’t wait for the october decimation !! ( my account 6 figures so i am credible i guess )

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    • The Green Machine

      Agreed – below $75 you’ll see all the minors cut production; which will in turn lead to a shortage; which in turn will lead to another melt up.

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  20. codfish

    Fucking agree Fly. This markets completely fucked up.

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  21. codfish

    Go in now and die later.

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  22. ok y not

    Senor Fly,

    Please be careful.. I sense that Jose Mann
    has a man-crush on you. I don’t want you to
    end up in a deep pit with Jose Mann screaming
    down “FLY put the lotion in the basket”

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    • Bobby Boucher

      lol ‘Nice Silence of the Lambs’ reference. I believe the correct quotation would be “The Fly puts the lotion into the basket”.

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  23. futures

    The lack of confidence swirling around the entire globe is quite disconcerting.

    Sub 1000 SP seemed quite unattainable a few months back now it seems almost a foregone conclusion. The challenge will be steering the FAZmobile in the right direction without going off a side of a mountain

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  24. futures

    NFLX has lost 2 arms and 1.5 legs torso hanging by a thread

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  25. Hugh Hendry

    Not everything will get dick chopped. Horatio and I will stand victorious upon a pile of treasury bills.

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  26. MetalLeg

    TLT up, PMs up, oil up – war soon?

    Iran?

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  27. TMoe

    POOF!
    Your bullshit rally is gone!

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  28. The Fly

    the money is being sucked out of this market

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  29. Mr. President

    Inverse ETFs FTW.

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  30. Prospectus

    D I S T R I B U T I O N

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  31. muttonfish

    You’re beautiful when you’re angry.

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  32. Matty D

    MY EXH short is one of the biggest winners of the day? Dude EXH is up over 8%. Entertainment value only guys!!!!

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  33. Bullish

    How can TLT be the tell? Didn’t the Fed just say they are buying the shit out of the long bond?

    A bit distorted no?

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  34. Woodshedder

    Mr. Woodshedder has been veritably urging with the greatest of urge to exit positions and make ready for a prolonged bear market.

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    • Linda

      Yes you have. And I did. Except for today when I tried to get cute. Thank God for stops.

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  35. Prospectus

    Also, seen outside Woodshedder’s shanty-town today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcAp1Vmmzh4&feature=player_detailpage#t=6s

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  36. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Fly wins again. Woodshedder wins again. PPT wins again. YBB wins again. Nice…

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  37. JTU

    WNR getting dick-whacked!

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  38. muttonfish

    Why the hell are the tires flat on my fazmobile? Damn.

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  39. Trading_Nymph

    Remember Boys and Girls, China is going on Vacation next week. In 2008 it is when we got screwed when they didn’t come back buying.

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  40. ALLPROz

    BUbuy and hold…

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  41. mtp1

    bi polar disorder

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  42. jjjsix6

    People getting called out on their margin as we speek.

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  43. Schizo1688

    Like I said yesterday !! Sell the news !!!!

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  44. mtp1

    s&P in 80 point range nothing more… everyone getting chopped and clubbed in 80 point range …

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    • ALLPROz

      Exactly…damn immediate gratification generation.

      1115’ish seems to be the line in the sand for support.

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  45. jose mann

    Bank of America plans to start charging customers a $5 monthly fee for using their debit card for purchases. – WTF

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  46. Vegas Trader II

    Swooosssshhhh!!!!

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  47. Testicules

    hahaha…+triple digits…hahahaha….pour me another

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  48. Suk Eit

    Sounds like someone has gotten their pooter all belligerentized.

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