So you’re sitting there executing a premarket purchase of FAZ, gently sipping on your morning chardonnay. You see the futures dip and it delights you. The current news out of Zerohedge is grim, all to do with the end of the western banking system. After reading this, with a certain air of smugness, you add to your FAZtardmobile position, then strip naked and head for the sauna.
As you relax in the sauna, you daydream over the profits to be had inside your wonderful FAZmobile. The world is ending and you sold it short. You put your head back on a pillow and close your eyes, totally relaxed from the “earthy” music playing in the background.
Then all of a sudden, a fucking giant GORILLA kicks in your door, chewing on cocaine leaves, pounding his chest, with his cock in hand. Startled, you jump up and throw your Martha Stewart terry cloth towel at him. Angered as fuck, hopped up on cocaine, the GORILLA picks up one of your decorative boulders and smashes your face in, then proceeds to rip apart the wood paneling inside of your bullshit sauna.
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4 straight up days..
time to sell longs and wait for better prices
plus europe does not matter… we have bought the bad news all week out of europe..
my guess is now they will sell it on good news
I am thinking this could be the equivalent of the Plaza Accord (’85, I believe) where the Central Bankers got together to drive the dollar lower vs Yen,DM.
Flooding the market with dollars? Watch gold and silver for a possible bottom.
Holy shit, TC, nice call.
The dollar just plungeroonied by 60 cents in about a minute.
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Where’s Ozzie J for the confirm?
Wake up J!
(Throws cawfee in his face)
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Screw the Silverbacks, Release the Kraken!
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The Gorilla and The Fly just fucked you up, dawg.
RIMM to kill the shorts tonight
I am afraid of that Gorilla, but he is funny.
Until the cocaine gorrila raping hurts you. The shorter you are, the less room for his tool of implementation, the more ripping.
We are not rallying as much as I would expect. It looks like the gorilla will have a heart attack or drown in the tub and you will have gorilla shish kabobs for lunch. I hope I am wrong.
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Morning Chardonnay– yeah, that’s the ticket!
Gorrilas have small penises, believe it or not, a large penis is a feminine trait as it is designed to please women.
So those with a large dick are actually have evolved into more of an approval seeking man who grew his cock size with the sole intention to please a woman. It is this man as opposed to an instinctive, rip your fucking head off gorilla, who can’t afford to have his cock get in the way when he battles to conrol his domain where he can fuck whoever he wants as the gorilla king of the jungle. If the woman doesn’t like his tiny cock, that’s their problem because they are going to get it anyways… just saying.
The kings of the gorilla jungle proportionally has a very tiny penis. little do they know, males who brag about their penis are actually saying “I have evolved traits that please women more so than you, and can more effectively seek their approval”
That’s some real homo shit right there.
A real Homosexual Opera (not that there is anything wrong with that).
Except that it’s redundant.
Whats homo is all the focus on cock.
Sounds like that study came out of the “MyLifeisBro.com” Website.
“The Alpha Silverback Gorilla, after having his dome shined, sends the willing female to the kitchen to make banana souffle.”
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Probably even be true, but tell us, have you ever used that line on a lady?
“It’s because I’m from a line of wild studs who don’t worry about how bitches feel about dick size. While my ancestors pillaged, big dicks froze off, taking them out of the gene pool.”
Her response: “fill in these quotes in your reply”
That is some Mike Piazza frosted tips homo shit.
“If the woman doesn’t like his tiny cock, that’s their problem because they are going to get it anyways… just saying.”
Fairly certain you just condoned rape. Go on….
male gorillas have small penis size because female gorillas live in harems (they don’t exercise a choice between mates) not because the male battles for protection/control of the harem
no, don’t encourage him
cool story bro.
HLIB.
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Crack spread ripping tits up 7.5%. Don’t think we’ve heard the last from the refiners for the season just yet.
Refiners are doing just fine today! CVI and WNR up nicely! Hopefully U.S. markets follow European lead and we end up well over 2% today! It would be nice!
Ha! Fucking classic!.. aside from the useless diatribe on the evolutionary pressures on cock size..
Hilarious post, Senor Fly. Who would win in a battle of rage; a silver back, cock smuggling, coked up gorilla or a face ripping, rape seeking, giant clawed grizzly bear? My money is on the grizzly. Discuss
….and a giant gorilla chewing on cocaine leaves pounds down your door and says: “do you want to be the mommy or the daddy?”
To which you reply: “the daddy?”…and the gorilla says, “then come over here and suck mommys dick.”
Love that PPT. Just fucking love it.
By the By, SMH looks like it wants to trade down.
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ADDING to my TYP “SHORT” here ! fwiw
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So … let’s recap shall we ?
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I have added a bit more to my existing TYP “SHORT” (ie. averaged DOWN) !
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VERY SHORT …with a bit of a LONG “hedge” !
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I am NOW Currently :
~ 80% SHORT (via TYP avg. $22ish)
~ 10% LONG (via FAS “hedge” avg. $12.19)
~ 10% CASH
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We shall see !
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N ! O !
Thanks Legarde! Why can’t people stop talking shit!
great song choice today btw.
Patrick Ewing approves this post.
Ha ha!
So… so… wrong.
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