iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
21,908 Blog Posts

RESPECT THE THRONE

Trolls gotta troll, just like whores gotta give venereal diseases. Don’t think you are safe because “The Fly” puts on a suit, tie and shiny as shit shoes. No one is safe, especially you. I carry a shot gun in my top hat and my cane is a samurai sword, ready to slice your stupid head off your shoulders.

The stock business must’ve confused you, amidst your losses. No one gives a shit about you because you’ve accomplished nothing. I am not talking about monetary gains either. What I speak of is the respect of others.

iBankCoin reigns supreme over others, not because of my eloquent words and command over the english language or the second to none contributions of our writers. It’s because of the winship, champ, provided for and given to the readers of this site. I didn’t go from 0 to 1.5million page views per month inside of 4 years, without vulture capitalists or a dime of my own money put towards advertisements, by accident. This shit spread like the Black Death, via word of mouth, because it is infectious. I don’t like the media or the venture capital community and will never sell iBC. I don’t need their fucking money, because I have my own. These words are hard for you to read because you’re fucking out and I’m fucking in.

Troll on.

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133 comments

  1. Maximus

    trolls gonna troll. fuck yo couch!

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  2. jose mann

    I am just fucking through !!!

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  3. Ozzie

    you wear a tie…i do not trust people that wear ties…are you sure you are not a sales alien?

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  4. J. Livermore

    Right on.

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  5. chivo

    “you’re fucking out and i’m fucking in”

    LMAO

    such perfect usage

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  6. jose mann

    Ozzie, I do not even wear underwear, I want to let my manhood to swing freely like a beast …

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  7. flyaway18

    I’m in – the PPT that is. That’s where it’s at.

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  8. RC

    indeud.

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  9. Niles

    Just when I thought I would hear a financial opinion, I was surprised with the grotesque image of a bear using a rabbit to wipe his ass

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  10. The Fly

    I’m gonna snatch your chain, then drink your malt liquor.

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  11. Niles

    BTW this PPT prog you guys ramble on about sounds like one of thos smartrends scams

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  12. DJMarcus

    eastbound and down is actually on atm. reruns… Fly and Kenny Powers ’12

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  13. The Plumbers Crack

    I’ve always respected the throne, as in my business I have to.

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  14. HalfBloodPope

    That line is from the Kenny Powers K-Swiss video (lmao).
    “You’re fucking out and I’m fucking in.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI_9Yxr0blo

    …konichiwa bitches.

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  15. jose mann

    he is fucking up, she is fucking down, and I am just fucking through …

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  16. Jenkins

    Two (buying) questions regarding the PPT:

    1. How frequently (i.e., at what time) is the chart showing those OB/OS indicators updated for PPT members?

    2. If someone wanted to trade those indicators fairly mechanically (buying each OS reading and selling the subsequent OB reading), what kind of stop would The Fly recommend to prevent getting sodomized by OS indicators getting blown through to the downside repeatedly (e.g., as what happened in the beginning of August)? Not criticizing the indicator, just wondering what your thoughts are regarding a stop that will avoid whipsaw but avoid getting reamed.

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    • The Fly

      Sorry, but I am not in the mood to answer questions now. Too.fucking.mad.

      It’s all I use.

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      • jose mann

        Sir Fly, who the fuck pisses you off like that … did some moron pissed on your alligator skin shoes …

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    • AJBaker

      Rookie, save yourself some time and just leave your money in a package at the Fly’s doorstep

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  17. Arvind

    Great blog… U deserve the swagger, even if it is for real.

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  18. jose mann

    you need to pay before your questions can be answered …

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    • Jenkins

      Yeah, I’m just trying to understand when the signals are updated. Seems like a pretty reasonable question that any PPT member could answer, not just the Fly. As for the stop issue, I grant that it’s more complex.

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      • jose mann

        I think after Sir Fly chill off, he probably will give you the entry and exit rules, he usually feels much better after sex …

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  19. The Fly

    I’m suspending the thumbs up/down feature because someone is using proxy to spam it. Actually, it’s not “someone.” I know exactly who it is and he’s skating on thin, thin ice.

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  20. graemesr92

    Every post comes with a side order of rick ross to spite the fags from all the other financial blogs. They come running over to IBC posting with fake names and horse shit falling out there mouths, trying to make back the loses they occurred by following their own advice.

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  21. The Fly

    I cut your fucking thumbs off. Happy?

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  22. flyaway18

    Once an editor always an editor, typo in the first word of your blog,I think. Should be trolls got to troll, no? well, your blog brought them all out tonight.

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  23. chivo

    Alf?

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  24. HalfBloodPope

    This is getting interesting…

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  25. jose mann

    I am still waiting for my old lady to get the fucking dinner ready, why did it take so long …

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  26. jose mann

    the fucking thumbs totally disappeared, WTF …

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  27. Testicules

    cuts thumbs off….bedbug eddie…pope of Greenwich village ?

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  28. dave

    It’s shotgun, city dweller.

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  29. el chiquito mamut

    …and it’s because of the occasional Fly chart art!?!

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  30. Hurtsogood

    Sooooo. Quit the bullshit and tell us what you’re really thinking.

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  31. alf44

    Jake Gint is mysteriously silent …for once !!!

    Go figure !!!

    Just sayin’

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  32. Hurtsogood

    You prob inherited a mill from you mommy and you will feel pretty cool until you lose it all. I earned it all and I feel it hard to see all this human waste being propagated by someone who is obviously a challenged punk who needs to be smacked by your mother into reality. Really like your site! JK

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  33. Hurtsogood

    Before I am banned by the ultimate

    ban me plz, I don’t want to see this anymore, but I can’t help watching the slow degredation. It’s kind of like watching a really boring porn movie. Good call on your trades!

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  34. JDS

    Man whats with all the tools on the comment board tonight

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  35. 'merica

    Oppressed by the man, once again.

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    You can’t hold me down!

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  36. The_Real_Hmmm

    I want to strangle most of the people on this thread with my hands of oak and wring their Schwab accounts dry with thoughts of logic.

    As I said before, tech and industrials will continue to provide leadership. The next point of contention for this market will occur next Tuesday and Wednesday, for reasons reserved for the plutocracy.

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  37. alf44

    I have to say … it IS a bit schocking …

    … to see one of my posts NOT have “20 thumbs down” … within seconds of me posting it … and, before the “ink” was dry !!!

    Something DEFINITELY STUNK … IN DENMARK !!!

    Good Riddance !!!IMO

    .

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  38. MOOBER

    Threads like this make me miss Lady G

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  39. alf44

    Jake Gint Is A Cancer On This Website !!!

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    THERE !!!

    I said it !!!

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    • go2mars

      In the land of assholes, the one eyed worm is a fag (no intended insult to fags).

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  40. J

    Shit is going on here, fellas.

    “TOKYO (AP) — A decision by European central banks to support the region’s financial system helped calm Asian markets, setting off a rally in early Friday trading.

    The focus is now shifting to talks in Poland between U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner and his European counterparts, which run through Saturday, about coordinating efforts to prevent Europe’s debt crisis from derailing a global recovery.”

    Don’t be shocked if there is a coordinated form of global QE. Geithner has been hanging around this meeting for a week by Sunday. Shit’s going on.

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    • Mad_Scientist

      Global QE. Wow. It’s QE on steroids. Our stock market lives another day!

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  41. Yabollox

    “Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless”

    “You’re fucking out!” (and the title of Kenny’s audio book “You’re Fucking Out, I’m Fucking In”)

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  42. jose mann

    my dinner finally arrived, WTF ,,,

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  43. JakeGint

    A great movie rec and a possible silver bounce… what more could you possibly want?

    No, no… I mean BESIDES Alf dead?

    ___________

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  44. drummerboy

    dude,who pissed in the oatmeal pan

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  45. razorsedge

    just like this market, snails r quick, just watch that S car Go!(lame joke theme)

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  46. TraderCaddy

    Still trying to figure out who caused Fly to disable the thumbs.
    My guess is either Rick Ross or Steve The Neighbor.

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  47. dortmunder

    sir fly…market will go down because you are playing shit music again.

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  48. cbgraper

    The Fly is constantly Winning

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  49. heaterman

    OK…………In summation………What this post has revealed.

    This market sucks donkey rectum.

    We will see a worldwide QE333

    We need another “oatmeal” discussion to restore some regularity. A few have become verbally incontinent.

    Alf is very impressed with himself.

    I miss the thumbs as a way to gauge general consensus.

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  50. BanAlf.com

    Poor Alf.

    Getting run over by hedge fund performance anxiety.

    I almost feel sorry for the Golden Shower boy…not really!

    Can’t wait until the asset alligators start shifting funds into equities next week.

    Alf’s piker account will be smaller than Verne Troyor.

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  51. carsony

    Thanks to RC Mww is paying off. I did not have a stop in place, waited for the market to bounce, and it has lifted off. May hold into next week.

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  52. Mr. President

    Long FAZ w/ 20% of my port.

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  53. righteous

    http://youtu.be/gSRlQe2Ncro?t=8m26s

    “anonymous internet goon with no balls”

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