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BEARS COCAINE GORILLA CLOWN RAPED IN PLEASANT AFTERNOON TRADING

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57 comments

  1. JTU

    So… let’s recap shall we?
    80% short via TYP?
    Now, watch and learn!
    You need both eyes to see the road up ahead.
    One eye just won’t cut it!

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  2. chivo

    stop putting this garbage in your posts… NOW.

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    • The Fly

      Banned

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      • chivo

        Yeah, you are banned for playing this crap

        Want some recommendations? 😀

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        • The Fly

          Is this person offering me advice? Who is this person who speaks to me in such a way?

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          • Rabbit

            I believe the quote is, “Who is this person who speaks to me as if I needed his advice.” Not that I’m trying to correct you or anything.

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          • Geoduck

            Did you intend to put a question mark after ‘advice’ above?

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          • Rabbit

            No, it was spoken as a statement. Though when written, I suppose even rhetorical questions deserve punctuation.

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        • Thomas

          Nobody asked for your recommendations. Nobody comes here for musical advice. No doubt like 90% of the internet you can’t wait to “share” your musical “playlists” and “mixtapes”. Save it for your blog.

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    • Raule

      We don’t want to listen to your Phish and Dave Matthews Band Panocha.

      Ricky Rose brah

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    • uncle har

      yup, revolting.

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  3. Bullish

    It looks like Rick Ross is using the Facetime feature on his iphone… while he’s smoking dope.

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  4. Anton

    “BEARS COCAINE GORILLA CLOWN RAPED IN PLEASANT AFTERNOON TRADING”

    It’s funny because it’s true.

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  5. norcal

    I selling dope…right off my iPhone…haha!!

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  6. Po Pimp

    Still not shooked out.

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  7. Dr Funk

    The rally is taking power away from Clam…. to do anything desperate… Good, run in up into the big day, I mean TWO days. Long gmcr for that one…

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  8. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Maybe Mr. Ross should have six of his eight balls surgically removed. He probably would be in a better mood.

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  9. Bill Johnson

    RIMM job

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  10. alf44

    .

    Fools!

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    I sold TYP at 11AM, and bought FAS at 11:05AM ! The signs were clear if you are not a fool !

    .

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    • Bruce

      That’s not what you said here!

      alf44 says:
      September 15, 2011 at 11:04 am
      So … let’s recap shall we ?

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      I have now SOLD my FAS “hedge” (+9% profit)

      NOW VERY SHORT !!!

      I am NOW Currently :

      ~ 80% SHORT (via TYP avg. $22ish)

      ~ 20% CASH

      —–

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  11. clegger_2000

    Here is some old school dope rhymes;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiPbeIXZpD4

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  12. alf44

    So … let’s recap shall we ?

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    After my morning Buy & Sells … I took no further action … other than hurl obscenties at intra-day charts !

    In hindsight, I took the remaining “hedge” off too soon ! That would have helped ease tha discomfort of today a bit ! Oh well !

    .

    I will “hunker down” here and ride this out for a bit longer !

    I STILL have some Cash that will allow me to adjust further should I decide to do that !

    .

    I remain VERY SHORT … and DOWN around 8% on the position !

    I’ll be fine ! 🙂

    As stated previously I am NOW Currently :

    ~ 80% SHORT (via TYP avg. $22ish)

    ~ 20% CASH

    —–

    One thing I AM sure of !

    You will ALL be brutal with your insults and childishly cheering for my death ! (as it were)

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    We shall see !

    .

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    • BanAlf.com

      Well you got the last part right.

      Your days are numbered Golden Shower boy.

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    • Thomas

      we didn’t really ask, but um cool story bro.

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    • Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion
      Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion

      Alf44, right or wrong, it takes courage to put your positions out there for all to see. Good on you for doing that, Alf.

      “You will ALL be brutal with your insults and childishly cheering for my death!”

      No, only some people do that. It would be better not to encourage it.

      Fly insults people with the opposite positions of his, just the whole group of them, not individuals, in his posts, in a humorous way.

      But some people try to follow his role model. Following his role model by trading well and studying the markets is too hard for some folks. So instead of that, they try to follow his role model by insulting people. But not the way Fly does– instead of that, they do it quite personally, and not humorously at all. And so we get folks hating on each other. Unfortunate.

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    • The Fly

      Good man Alf for fessing up. I’m proud of you. Nothing wrong with being wrong for a little bit. Just don’t stay wrong.

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      • BanAlf.com

        I thought this was a site for Distinguished Gentlemen?

        Alf doesn’t act like one, but you let him stay around.

        Like the asshole at the party, and then you wonder why everyone left so early.

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        • alf44

          You mean “Distinguished Gentleman” … that create chickenshit bogus aliases for the sole purpose of posting sophomoric, immature drivel ???

          FU !!!

          .

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          • Mad_Scientist

            Because “alf” isn’t a bogus alias…

            Sorry you got your eye ripped off today, it must hurt. Time for adjustments.

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    • flyaway18

      Alf44,
      I find you amusing but it’s obvious you’re getting under your counterparts’ skin. Are you a Syracuse University football fan as you know the number 44 is legendary with Ernie Davis and Floyd Little et al.

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      • alf44

        … gotta say … I was a HUGE Floyd Little fan … waaay back when !

        But, the #44 has nothing to do with him … or, Syracuse University !

        Dating myself here … but WTF … #44 was my draft number … #44 was Reggie Jackson’s number … #44 is a number that constantly presents itself in my life !

        Big fan of #44 !!!

        .

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  13. Geoduck

    There was some bare tittie in that video….

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  14. go2mars

    Congratulations on your award Alf!
    For those of you who are unaware, Alf44 rode a winged pony made of chocolate-filled gold to Santa’s house to be crowned Queen of All the Daffodils by shoeing a alpaca-spider hybrid faster than Stanley “Potato-Hands” McInnis.

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  15. flyaway18

    IDK, seems to me there is something grammatically wrong with that headline unless the verb is Cocaine Gorilla Clown Raped, in which case I think you’d need hyphens. At any rate, I wonder if the poster who was holding TZA until October has sold it yet as I predicted he would before the end of this week.

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  16. lol

    MAXIMUM BOOM-BOOM TIME!

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  17. drummerboy

    sounds like everybody been doin lines.

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  18. The Plumbers Crack
    The Plumbers Crack

    May the rally continue.

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  19. jimmy_two_times

    Alf needs some meds. Period.

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