Throwback Friday

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From: J.B. BILDERBERG
Subject: 2013 Bohemian Grotto Economic Summit, Federal Reserve Bank of New York, Financial District, Manhattan
Date: December 31, 2013
Classification: Controlled/Restricted/Need-to-Know/Eyes-Only

Greetings,

Since addressing the delegation assembly in Tunisia last month, I’m pleased to report that the firm’s influence over global event vectors has strengthened:

Seizing upon opportunities linked to the unfolding Crimean Crisis, the firm increased its share of the world’s cryptocurrency supply from 80.7% to 81.1% of global units outstanding.

Within our capital markets division, the smart-beta-indexed inflation trading desk outperformed its benchmark. And despite increased public outrage and diminishing returns, our latency arbitrage desks delivered consistent profits yet again, boasting only one losing day in the trailing 36 months.

Our web presence remains a paragon of intense cyber victory. Sixteen of our seventeen SaaS portfolio companies have obtained mezzanine financing; four of which are scheduled to IPO on the NASDAQ next month. And our combined mobile reach now extends to over 2.3 billion app installs.

2013 was a good year for the firm. 2014 will be great.

-J.B. Bilderberg

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Jeremy (iBC Admin): “As you know, Mr. Le Fly is quite indisposed at the moment, militarizing his new house (or, more accurately, his new “war-time compound”). In his stead, I’ve been tasked with putting iBankCoin Radio back on the air. LET’S GO.”

Don LaFontaine: “Your fifteen minutes of music without commercial interruption starts N-N-N-NOW!”

[ticking clock sound effect] [airhorn] [airhorn] [airhorn] [machine gun] [glassbreak] [sexy lady voice] [explosion] [airhorn x10]

[ticking clock] [airhorn] [airhorn]

Jeremy: [Ice Cube’s “It was a Good Day” instrumental plays in background] “Some real street bangers, there. But enough about my songs; what are you guys listening to? iBankCoin Radio is taking requests all afternoon, so SHOUT US A HOLLA in the comments section of what you want to hear.”

[Cash-4-Gold Commerical]

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“The Fly” gave you trollops ample warning:

 

UPDATE: I have some important screens up in The PPT tonight. Anyone who is a member should be looking at our OB/OS screens.

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The last thread was getting a bit laggy, on account of the dozens of YouTube embeds. Another hour or so of iBankCoin Radio STARTS NOW (with limited commercial interruption). Without further ado, here are more of your iBankCoin Radio listener requests (continued from PART ONE):

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From JG, to everyone who, like myself, harbors “ambitions az a ridah”:

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An overseas request from Korea, via Heather:

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jmcookjr echoes the epistemic justifications that must be brought to bear when associating oneself with the Dirty South:

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From Eric, “dedicated to all the haterz who think people can’t rap for Jesus”

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From rickybobby, dedicated to everybody working for the man.

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Another classic throwback, this time from surplusdroids:

BONUS: DJ’S Choice, new(er) Rakim w/ DJ Premier:

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Some RHCP (about time!) via iBankCoin co-founder and veteran blogger Woodshedder:

BONUS: I don’t know if Wood likes this song, but I think it’s his style. I like it, anyway…

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Digging the eclectic nature of iBankCoin Radio so far. Credit: Montrose

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Sorry to disappoint, but Le Fly’s attending circus with his Kids right now. So guess who’s in charge of maintaining this highly-esteemed blog in his absence? THAT’S RIGHT, MINNESOTA’S FAVOURTIE SON, JEREMY THE IT GUY (aka “THE HOOD’S LAST HOPE”). But today you can call DJ Bilderberg, as I will be spinning iBankCoin reader requests all day. Post a YouTube song or video that you’re feeling in the comments section, and I’ll immortalize it on this here bloggery. I can even do personalized requests if you want to give shout-outs to your peoples via our command of the internet airwaves.

(airhorn airhorn airhorn, glassbreak, airhorn airhorn, glassbreak)

Also taking requests via Twitter: @jeremy_hartley

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From Anton and all of his co-workers at Wu-Tang Financial, reminding all of you Muppets out there to “diversify yo bonds.”

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From Raul3, going out to meth tweakers everywhere, I guess. I’m don’t like Dubstep, but iBankCoin is for the kids…

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From Cascadian, to the rest of the Breakfast Club:

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From grantisplantis to Jeremy and his ilk:

(LCD SOUNDSYSTEM D-D-D-DOUBLEPLAY!!)

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From Omeizer, to the borough of Brooklyn (aka the “borough that keeps it most thorough”):

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From Dishwasher, to all his co-workers at Denny’s:

…and from Dishwasher’s “MILF manager”:

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From Clint to the Prince of Monaco (who, as you know, is recovering from a proper NYC beating):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHkucr1jJpQ
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From pjdempsey to the Pelican Room:

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From Rob T to the everyone at Dubh Linn Irish Pub:

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From Bullish to the wholesome readers of iBankCoin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wik2uc69WbU
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From Lydira to the Invincible Nations of iBankCoin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbKXCzcBw4E
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From Trading_Nymph to *cough* *cough* …shit, I forgets…

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From @jeremy_hartley to Rustic Overtones (The song builds up. Listen to it in its entirety, please.):

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From pjdempsey to the UMD Bulldogs Hockey Team

http://www.umdbulldogs.com/teams-mens-hockey.php?id=6535&page=news (They won NCAA div. 1 for the first time last year, but I still think anything from Duluth is automatically an underdog.)
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Email request from longtime friend of iBankCoin @gapandyap to the weekend scene:

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Nas request from wilmer, going out to Queensbridge:

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And now, for something completely different…via muktukchuck

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Courtesy of The PPT

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