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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Trading Light While Sipping on Rusty Water

Yesterday I was bragging about my home receiving no damage, other than two downed potted palm trees. Then, about 1am, the fucking water transformed into a decepticon and turned red on me. “Wonderful”, I said to myself. As a matter of fact, I always wanted to drink blood from the faucet.

So as I sit here, dealing with the fucktards at DEP, I realized there isn’t any hope for me on this island. It’s time to go and with great brevity.

Stocks opened down and are now trucking over bears, Creep Show style. I am trading light here and will not chase, no matter what. I have about 60% of my assets long, mainly in WNR, DECK and GSVC, and intend to sell more as we go higher. I am not a trend slave and have a great mind about these sort of things. Soon enough, Greece will be back in the headlines and the fucking French will be doing French shit again.

To be blunt, I may open a small TZA call position today, providing this rally extends.

For now, I am simply enjoying this here cup of rusted water, southern hillbilly style, while at all time highs.

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32 comments

  1. drummerboy

    fig………whats up the water?

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  2. Marc David

    Come to California!

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  3. clegger_2000

    Black background on website goes better with Rick Ross indicator.

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  4. drummerboy

    moving to amish country now huh.

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  5. alaw35

    Jeremy did a great job with site. Looks really good. Congrats. Fly. Don’t drink the water or you will become a vampire.

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  6. drummerboy

    the red water reminds me of the movie.lol…ten commandments

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  7. Hawaiifive0

    Who or what is DEP?

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  8. alf44

    Financials gettin’ bitch slapped today !

    Don’t really this Market going HIGHER without them along for the ride !

    We goin’ LOWER ! imo

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  9. RRIskyBizness

    Fly……. check out NKA:NYSE. Its a ponzi scheme pretending to be a natural gas storage company. Most of their assets are in Alberta and the the fully costed storage spreads at Aeco are $0.50/GJ for the next 10 years. Based on this companies annual reports their G&A, Interest and Operating costs are $0.95/GJ. The stock is being bought due to the fact that they pay a 12% distribution (which they are issuing stock to maintain). Their CEO quit a couple months ago. Everything is pointing to bankruptcy and people are buying the stock based on the yield. Great trade if you are patient.

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  10. tw

    I thought you were going to say: “Lo and behold, from the tap flowed the blood of my enemies, which I drank with great vigour…..”

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  11. drummerboy

    lake michigan best drinking water.

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  12. go2mars

    Locusts must be next.

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  13. drummerboy

    can get ya 17 rm house,brick,on 2 ac.w/ a coach house bigger than a regular house. river forest il. can get it for a song. has a slate roof.good for a hundred yrs.

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    • heaterman

      Where and how much? On the other hand….there are Obama supporters around there, no?

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