The Bannings Shall Continue

I just wanted to point out the obvious to some of you who visit iBC and leave inane messages. “The Fly” is not a fucking trader. He doesn’t fiddle around with bullshit Zeeco or ThinkandSink accounts, managing 5 figs, acting all bold and shit. The vast majority of you little trollops are irrelevant when it comes to Wall Street. You are never privy, just choking on dicks and charts. You feel as if you have an edge because you read candlesticks. However, in reality, you are playing with dynamite sticks, fixing to blow up your accounts.

Your financial advice is never required or coveted on iBankcoin, because we are better than you. I don’t just mean that in the colloquial way, but literally.

I am a manager of assets. I make people rich and rich people richer. I’ve been doing this shit since the late 90’s, a student of the market since I was 11. Anything that you know, I’ve already studied.

To this point, even while on vacation, the bannings on iBC will be distributed liberally, sending you goat fuckers to see the distinguished Greg Solomon for reeducation.

If you’re interested in my pedigree, look no further than my archives. I’ve fucking annihilated this market, publicly, for over 5 years now and, generally, spit on you little faggot bloggers who dare step into my realm.

iBC will nuclear bomb your barracks and enslave your women to bake us banana bread. Do not fuck with me, especially when on vacation, else I will rip your face off and punch your fucking skull clean off your scrawny shoulders.

As an aside, I am expecting further downside tomorrow. Hence, I am 50% cash with a TZA hedge, by way of stock and Sept calls.

NOTE: From now on, unban requests will be denied, unless the request comes in the form of essay, minimum of 200 words. Proper punctuation is a must.

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