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THE CHUCK BENNETT BOTTOM

First, anyone interested in looking at the technical patterns of previous washouts, see ChessnWine’s video. Fantastic job.

My initial reaction to the Fed news was “uh, oh.” I hung up the phone, telling my friend “we might tank here.” Then after further review, I figured we had to stop sucking on the Fed’s tits eventually, so why not now? Fuck it. Then I witnessed the unbelievable, as 2yr, 10yr and 30yr treasuries skyrocketed, sending yields to historic lows. Our financing costs as a nation are so low now, we should issue $5trillion in notes tomorrow, in order to lock in these absurd yields.

Gold started to soar and the Swiss Franc went parabolic to the upside. The market was down 50 and sinking quick and all I could do was pace back and forth my television, watching the fucktards on CNBC smugly analyze the news. Truth be told, I was as nervous as could be, fearing the bottom was about to drop out of the market. Aside from my managed accounts, my personal money is at stake here and that is fully invested, with cash less than 5%. The market plunged, moving down 200 and I felt as if my heart was about to explode.

I picked up the phone and called my friend. You might know him as “Chuck Bennett.” In a very calm and cool way, he said “fuck this shit, this is the bottom. We’re going higher. Look at yields. People need to put money back into stocks; this is nuts.” He furthered, “watch, we will close at the highs of the day.”

In an odd way, he calmed me down. I needed to hear something positive, especially after watching THAT FUCKTARD, Rick Santelli, promote fear on my teevee.

No matter what, I never intended to sell or buy anything today. However, the way this tape is looking now, if I might be so bold, it appears “The Chuck Bennett Bottom” lives and we have legs into the bell. If  not today, I will be adding to my positions, WNR, GSVC, EMN, DECK and CLF. There is no reason to add diversification when I could dollar cost average into current holdings.

All in all, this is the best case scenario. We didn’t get QE3 and plunged as a result. We looked the Zerohedgers into their beady eyes and kicked them down egregiously deep water wells.

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174 comments

  1. EN1GMA

    holy GSVC!

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    • JakeGint

      DO THE REVERSE HUGH!

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      • Hugh Hendry

        Senator Gint, doing the Hugh does not necessarily mean the market pukes, it means treasuries are tap dancing on the faces of treasury bears. And indeud they are. Yields at 2.18% on the 10 year note.

        If you were short treasuries, Ol’ Hugh Hendry just made you his bitch.

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  2. Futures

    I’m convinced way too many people watch and react to the shitstained fucktards on bubble vision (incl me)

    bear market rallies rip the heads off bearshitters

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  3. TraderCaddy

    Stock yields relative to the yield on bills,notes and bond yields make for a compelling reason to own stocks (going back 50+ years).
    But the same argument held for Japan post ’89.
    Hopefully, we aren’t Japan (probably not as they have too many old people being supported by the younger workers).

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  4. TraderRenn

    Imagine the slopers and Z.H.er’s holding hands singing Kumbaya as the Bull rips their faces off!!!!

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    • SimpleMinded

      Lots of Zerohedge hating on here. Isn’t Gold at an all time high?

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      • The Fly

        fuck those guys

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        • SimpleMinded

          I will go bring this up with the fantastical Jake Gint.

          (pls don’t ban me)

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      • Bob

        Dude, Slope rode down the train and flipped long yesterday, not so bad. ZH is long gold, also not bad. How were the past two weeks for you?

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        • Russian Turkey

          Stop trying to rewrite history Bob! I can’t speak for ZH but Mr Knight, has been significantly and consistently short since March 09. The fact that he is ‘right’ for two straight weeks doesn’t equal ‘not bad’.

          He has tried shorting gold no fewer than a dozen times this year. He would rather try and catch a 3% pullback than catch the 50% up move.

          His analysis (if you can call it that) consists of drawing fib fan lines, FOR FUCK SAKE. No wonder he has blown his account out and has to beg for people to click on his google adwords, LOL! I used to read that guys blog and he seems okay as a human, but as far as analysis and trading, he just sucks.

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  5. TeahouseOnTheTracks
    TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Bring it on !!!

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  6. carsony

    buying cenx,vclk,aci if you know the history on these, they move up quick after big selloffs.

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  7. TheMarketAce

    RYTOR

    Rip your tits off rally.

    In the house.

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  8. Futures

    The Fly Is God

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  9. EN1GMA

    talk about apeshit reversal on GSVC

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    • En1gma

      Damn it. I am En1gma…with a “1”. Really, you gotta use my name too?

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  10. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Anyone seen DevilDog?

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  11. Johnny2time

    It’s too easy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO22Z0T3qPE

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  12. riggedgame

    I’m in love with the Quibids girl. And the market rally!

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  13. Alvari40

    Hey DevilBitch – where the fuck are you?

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  14. AlphaBetaBanjo

    Had good days ……Had some very bad days………We all just had a what the fuck was that day

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  15. flyaway18

    Chuck is into bottoms so this was an appropriate headline.
    Nice call!

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  16. Bullish

    Nice Bernanke Delay Rally.

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  17. JTU

    Amazing comeback!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  18. EN1GMA

    FLY must be close to even or possibly up by now … fortitude indeud

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  19. checklist

    this has been very orderly and nice.

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  20. TeahouseOnTheTracks
    TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Trading Nymph must have gotten blindsided by the crafty Clam!

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  21. Apocalypse Now

    Anyone still believe in EMH (efficient market hypothesis)?

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  22. Michael

    Where is DevilDog?

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  23. Anon

    Did I miss my chance to buy?

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  24. tradingmantis

    Resiliency at it’s best. Let’s hope we don’t fall apart tomorrow.

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  25. Ol' Jack Burton

    Kass says that was the low of the year.

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  26. tradingmantis

    Sr. Teahouse….steely dan in Vegas in October…come visit!

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks
      TeahouseOnTheTracks

      I’m booked in Boston this fall … but may see you there anyway, LOL

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      • TeahouseOnTheTracks
        TeahouseOnTheTracks

        Shuffle Diplomacy …. “By popular demand” …. though my preference would be “Asia” but n/a in Boston, Damn!

        http://www.steelydan.com/

        PS: Zombie should catch the “Dawn of the Dan” show in NY

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        • TeahouseOnTheTracks
          TeahouseOnTheTracks

          And if you get a chance, don’t miss The Rippington’s …. another Tea fav.

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  27. dave

    No wonder retail traders are out of the market. This is complete, fucking horseshit.

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  28. Taco

    Taco says:
    August 8, 2011 at 11:49 pm
    Market starts down tomorrow and then wild fucking rebound into the close as the masses remember what impact inflation has on the market.

    Doh!

    Rate comment 1 1

    —————–

    nailed that fucker

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  29. jjjsix6

    Another 1/3 bottle scotch day!!! At least this time it’s a celebration.

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  30. The Fly

    We have another 500 points of upside.

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  31. Anton

    OBIT:

    Today, Tara Reid-level internet celebrity DevilDog was discovered outside his time share at the Salton Sea Trailer Home Resort. He had apparently been run over by his own IROC Z, “customized” with the word “Vip3R” scrawled in an unsteady hand across its rusted hood.

    Police have ruled out suicide as the probable cause of death, as “the bag of pork rinds found near his body was, dang, nearly still half full!” as investigating officer Deputy B. Phyfe described the scene.

    Mr. Dog leaves behind the blown up 401k’s of various angry relatives and an unpaid tab of nearly $14 at the Okoee, Florida, Waffle Hut.

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    • ruggyup

      It is further reported that the DawgBite was at the Hut interviewing for a pending police chief vacancy in Windermere.

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      • TeahouseOnTheTracks
        TeahouseOnTheTracks

        and what of Dawg’s busty wife?

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      • JakeGint

        Izzat Windermere, Florida? That’s a coincidence. I just called a guy down there today. I had never heard of it until today… and now twice.

        Odd, no?

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        • TraderCaddy

          Windermere is a big speed trap.
          And home to many PGA golfers, athletes (Shaq still lives here,)rockers,etc. in Islesworth development.

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  32. Aristotle

    Into the murderhole Devildog, you burlap sashed MF’er!!!

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  33. The Fly

    I was +8% today. FLAT FOR THE YEAR.

    GYEAH

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  34. Dubz

    The Chuck Bennett Bottom is awesome. Almost as awesome as reading the PPT ads about Chuck Bennet then realizing it was a member inside the PPT.

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  35. Hermes

    what a wild ride..wondering if this is the new normal

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  36. razorsedge

    went 50% in,,,cheap money , hope this holds. this was an amazzzzzing day.

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  37. theedge111

    This was all technical today and much needed. Doesn’t change the reality of what happened today. The Fed’s “You are on your own” means your fucked.

    The bond market once again told you were we are going by flying into treasuries and taking the 10 year to 2%. They are pricing in a recession. In fact, with that move they may be pricing in a depression.

    How do companies earn money in a slow gowth environment without the Fed dropping money out of helicopters? How do the banks make monney in a slow growth environment with a flattening yield curve?

    I hope this rally continues because it’s creating the short of a lifetime. Without the Fed we see 0-1% growth until at least 2013 based on their interest rate policy announcement.

    This market is going lower

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    • razorsedge

      thats what im thinkin, didnt change anything, why did they say what they said, but for now im playin along

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo

      No, you should re-read the release. This is the best of all [possible] worlds for stocks.

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      • Anton

        OUT: Dr. Doom

        IN: Dr. Pangloss

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      • Theedge111

        More cheap money. Great news. It’s worked so well the last 10 years. All this will do is kill the dollar over the next 2 years which guarantees more suffering for the middle class.

        Doom has won over the last 10 years btw. Stocks are lower now than they were then. The fed and wall St are addicted to bubble blowing and they always end in tears like the past few weeks. I guess it’s 2 more years of this shit where stocks go nowhere.

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  38. Hermes

    Solid analysis from Cantor Fitzgerald CEO Howard Lutnick just now on CNBC…look for it online later

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  39. StocksRider

    I asked myself what changed from the Fed announcement – Nothing!! They put an actual extension date for the first time because they are scared shitless. What is worse is there are more dissenters in the board this time. This means they are also confused. So to me, this rally is a dead cat bounce. The almighty has given us all a chance to get out of our fucked positions. No time to be a pig.

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  40. Carsony

    I hope this was a true move up. Is really possible to time
    A real bottom. Buying on the way d

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  41. J. Livermore

    Fly, your tweet at 2:31pm today reinforced my resolve to stay long. “If the market holds here for a little longer, there will be a short squeeze.”

    Indueed sir, indueed.

    Thank you.

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  42. LD

    Went sailing (in a Sunfish) this afternoon and came back to find my portfolio was up 20% for the day. If I’d been in my office, it would have been an afternoon of fear and maybe selling and then regret. For once, ignoring the tape was the best thing for my accounts.

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  43. razorsedge

    tech problems?

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  44. Damnit

    I put in an order to short TVIX at 43.24, it didn’t get filled. Then I chased it down to 42.16 and then 41. None got filled. I am guessing there were no shares to short. I got fucked.

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    • Yikes!

      The quote stuffing of the HFT’s is a fucking joke! Just cause you see it doesn’t mean you can get it! I had to hit bids and offers all day to close positions. Anytime I tried to put a bid in or offer out, the machines quote stuffed and ran the stock I was trading in the opposite direction. Had to pay up all damn day. Fucking crazy day but fun as hell!

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  45. chuck bennett

    All the events Fly said are correct.

    1. We talked on our rather expensive satellite phones with forces outside the western hemispheres about world domination and other things for some time. On said call, as Asia burned I said we go up from here. Everyone including our space alien friends laughed at Chuck. Truth be told, I was telling all truth.

    2. The Fly was very angry at the markets to the point of making my ahhffice phone hot enough to melt my candy bracelet off my wrist before I could eat it.

    regards

    chuck

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  46. dave

    Holy fucking shit! Hoverounds now have a cupholder and guess what? They are free!!!

    People are so fucking lazy they can’t even use their fucking arms to wheel themselves along.

    These assholes should be publicly traded.

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  47. Quint

    Wait for the re-test…given how fast the selloff occurred, it should happen very soon. Then you’ll know if it’s a real bottom.

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    • The Fly

      Sadly, it’s never over until the retest. However, we could go a little higher before that happens.

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      • Po Pimp

        $SPX 666 never got retested… yet.

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        • Quint

          Because they aren’t the leading index…you had to watch the Qs…a perfect retest at $25 in March ’09.

          The other indexes were headfakes.

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  48. Damnit

    Wow, CLF is down from a high of 102 three weeks ago to 67 today. YAY, we made is all the way back to 73.71.

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    • razorsedge

      that was great and to the point, i guess i do need allstate insurance

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      • razorsedge

        just kidding, we all r fed up,

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        • JakeGint

          Holy shit, Fly are you serious?

          What a colossal waste of 9 minutes. What is Ratigan advocating here? Dictatorial powers? He’s talking about “establishing a bank” that’s going to confiscate off shore cash and then lend it out at 2% to “businesses across the country” because BANKS are corrupt?

          And what lily white agency does that ranting asshat propose will deliver such confiscated-cum- subsidized moneys?

          Holy frickin crap. I even felt sorry for the Obama Lady in that panel. I just realized that Ratigan is really starting to look like Mel Gibson… only nuttier.

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          • JakeGint

            And WTF was he talking about w. regard to “moneys being EXTRACTED” from the U.S. by TRADE, for fuck’s sake?

            This guy actually used to have a JOB on a BUSINESS channel? He makes Lou Dobbs look like John Maynard Keynes….

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          • Johnny2time

            If Ratigan was a Republican he’d be deemed insane and eventually kicked off the air.

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          • JakeGint

            I guess on MSNBC that trait is not a bug, but a feature?

            __________

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          • Apocalypse Now

            First, and second, we pay interest and taxes to the same group of people but most do not know that the IRS and Fed were both created in the same year.

            Third, Ross Perot was absolutely correct when he stated that NAFTA would cost the US millions of jobs as the manufacturing businesses would export jobs and then import products. That works as long as consumers in the US can use their house as an ATM (Home Equity Mortgage), have access to credit cards, a 401(K) distributions, or a job. If you have noticed, all of those sources of funds including jobs have been tanking. We were successful after WWII because manufacturing plants around the world were destroyed and we produced.

            Ronald Reagan created high import tariffs on Japanese bikes to give Harley Davidson a chance over a few years, and it worked by helping them against competition. I am pretty sure you are a fan of his as am I. This is a structural issue Jake, and we won’t be able to play with stocks if everyone else is unemployed.

            Coincidentally, without jobs our silver and gold investments will be worth nothing as there will be little capital available to drive the demand side of the equation as 60 million baby boomers retire and start cashing in their 401Ks.

            To benefit corporations with operations overseas, the Fed has a weak dollar policy so their earnings are translated into higher revenues as the dollar drops, and we are paying taxes on inflation with dollars that have reduced purchasing power.

            I am the voice of reason.

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          • JakeGint

            If Luddism were “reason” then, sure.

            However, greater trade — in both labor and goods — has done nothing but raise the standard of living for all Americans, and yes, I include NAFTA in that analysis.

            I have to say this about once a month on these fora, but I don’t mind repeating myself — low value added jobs MUST go overseas in order to make a labor force available for higher value added manufacturing and service jobs. We have no progress without the replacement of low value added jobs with higher value added stuff.

            Your plaint is one that has been ongoing since the Western world was industrialized, and it’s never been proven true. Not once.

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          • Apocalypse Now

            Reagan a luddite? The term actually derives from Brittish workers that were against labor saving machines, but I would actually prefer those machines within the US. In today’s culture, luddites are typically considered rabid sports fans and staunch political ideologues incapable of understanding that banking controls both sides. Rah, Rah sports, Blah Blah politics. I am well versed on country competitive advantage and understand systems well. The complaint is being proven true right now with epic unemployment as the country has been gutted, and this higher value added stuff of which you speak sounds great but it’s a sound bite. Once enough people are unemployed or working for the government this country will be effectively socialist which I don’t think you or I want. Trickle down is also not working as the banks are bottlenecks sitting on the freely printed money and stimulus is not going to main street. Scott’s right about not advancing until the bad debt is cleared, but we also have structural employment issues.

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          • PEAS PLEASE

            Funny. I think he was just lost in emotion.

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          • JakeGint

            A bad place to be when you are discussing economic policy.

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          • Yogi & Boo Boo

            @Jake – I can’t remember you getting all worked up over some TV guy’s rant. I think you must have posted about a dozen comments about it. It’s time for a cocktail sir.

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          • JakeGint

            I just can’t believe my friend Monsieur was calling it a “must see.” I am hoping now he was being ironic.

            That guy makes Rachel Maddow look reasonable.

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    • Anton

      Ratigan, cont’d:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMBZDwf9dok

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    • CAP

      Ratigan 2012

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks
      TeahouseOnTheTracks

      Hats off to Dylan … An EDB is a great idea but the right will point the socialist finger at the Prez and render the concept dead on arrival … Jake will go nutz if FDR ideas are espoused as well.

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      • JakeGint

        First of all Ratigan has already GONE nuts, so I’d just be following if any of that claptrap were espoused by anyone who seeks to be taken seriously.

        An “EDB” is what, exactly? Is that the subsidized “non-corrupt” bank Nutzo was promulgating?

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  49. asteroids

    Thanks for the video. Like a gentleman I will bring my after dinner drink to my den and watch with keen interest.

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  50. razorsedge

    clne is up ah, cramer affect?

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  51. IMABADAZ

    “All the selling, the asset destruction, the bone-chillling worry about our “credit rating” is percieved to be over, done, finished with a raucous sell the rumor/buy the fact, one hour rally”

    Bleier’s da man.

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  52. DEVILDOG

    My viper ran out of gas,but my mom said I could borrow her car….SO SCREW OFF!

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  53. Yabollox

    Korean wimmen are hot!

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  54. riser3000

    dont need to read shit……………….this is FINALLY the real deal!!!!

    you can now get long FOR REAL!!!!!!!!

    thank god Beranke fuk stood strong!

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    • razorsedge

      be careful, we r not out of the woods just yet, imho

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      • TeahouseOnTheTracks
        TeahouseOnTheTracks

        Of course not. It’s still a bear market, but at least enjoy wave iv for the time being and worry about your bilge pump when the tsunami hits.

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  55. Yikes!

    I think anybody is fucking crazy to do anything other than just TRADE this market short-term!
    Last night the world was on fire and diving into the abyss, tonight we’re all dancing in the streets eating ice cream and buy, buy, buying! WTF? If the market has told you anything over the last few sessions…..things can change at any fucking moment. Take your trades! I hope this fucker dives again tomorrow scaring the living shit out of all the people who bought the close! Gotta love that VXX! Still is trading in the 30’s people…hang on!

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    • JTU

      I bought some CVI today into the close so thank you very much! Appreciate it!

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo

      The bottom’s in. Get over it.
      No retest.
      No second chances.

      Back up the truck, strap on the JATO’s, and put your space helmet on.

      TO THE MOON ALICE! TO THE MOON.

      BTW, where’s DevilDog and the Viper?

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      • Yikes!

        How’s that buying the close feeling this morning? PHAAAA! fucking sheep to slaughter!

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  56. Big Wee Wee

    My IBC sweeties.
    Remember the fundamentals are still bad.
    VXX and TZA calls. Great opportunity to average lower today, sweeties.

    -B.W.W.

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  57. Johhny Travolta

    On avg stocks see a premia of approx 600 basis pts above 10yr note (coupon & appreciation) since 1928…since 2001 however it’s been -230 basis pts.

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  58. JTU

    Looks like Peter Pan has returned to Never Neverland!

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  59. heaterman

    Evening thoughts:

    The Fed is like a kid playing pinball and his last quarter is in the machine. He knows without doubt that he has nothing else to play with, nothing else with which to reload and when, not if, he misses the ball, the game is done.

    Ratigan is correct that our country is paralyzed and being looted by a small group of people who have severely neglected their fiduciary duty. A national business bank focused on assisting businesses and businesses only may have some merit.
    The president basically singlehandedly taking over the country is not the correct way to address the problem. It smacks of the Third Reich if you study your history. (create a national crisis and use it to propel your agenda to fruition) hmmmmm……..where have we recently heard someone say something about never wasting a good crisis…….

    The correct way to handle it is for the American people to vote all of them out of office. Sadly, this will not happen because over 50% of our population is accepting government hand outs and will not bite the hand that feeds them.

    The only other possible way would be to separate politics from money and that will never happen because the people on the receiving end [congress] need the cash and patronage to gain re-election. They will never cut their own throat.

    Whatever happened to the days of citizen/statesmen that served their term for the good of the country rather than a career on easy street and a lust for power?
    95% of them deserve a pitchfork to the eye.

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks
      TeahouseOnTheTracks

      So how do the people get a term limitation amendment w/o having those very same people introduce a bill or vote on its merits?

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  60. Apocalypse Now

    My call is that we bounce a little here then drop/consolidate going into the week before Jackson Hole. The stage has been set and the Fed sounded as if the door was open and they might consider additional easing depending on the situation. In my opinion, TPTB will need to pressure politicians again to work together on a longer term debt plan and also create the political will to initiate more easing. Seriously, do the math and you will find there is not enough money in the world to continue buying US Bonds with the roll and other sovereign credit issues. That means we are continuing to buy our own debt (monetizing) whether it’s reported or not. If they can support bonds (much larger) then supporting equities is easy in comparison (requires less funding).

    Looking at the calendar, the setup I am looking for will be a rally the week before or after Labor Day following Jackson Hole remarks (like last year) where I will look to buy two week calls leading up to it (if we stay oversold leading up to it). The Fed move was political giving 44 cover, so I assume the banking complex wants O to win the next election. Three day weekend market up notes are part of that plan.

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    • The Hippy Dippy Dip Buyer
      The Hippy Dippy Dip Buyer

      There are so many predictions in here, I can’t even to begin to comprehend them all. If this plays out as you suggested, I will gladly invest my money for you to mange.

      This has got to be a 20-1 shot or worse to play out as you suggest.

      Good luck with that.

      -Hippy

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  61. isaretard

    Good to see many in here recover at least in part from the last few days. You sure were a sad lookin bunch on the Death March to Bataan all cryin and shit. Was showin my wife some posts from yesterday who offered some of her Prozac to most and a horse laxative to he elusive Devil Dog (hopin it kicked in while drivin his mamma’s car).
    Well, good to see most everyone back to normal, minus a few kicks, bruises and buttfuckins. Peace be with you all.
    Just remember, when things are looking their worst, you’re losing faith in yourself and you’re ready to give up. You’re fucked.

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  62. Sierra Water

    Ridiculous ride:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO4cw565V98&feature=related

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  63. AlphaBetaBanjo

    Today’s historic Fed action helped make risk harder to access

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  64. Messy Givermore

    Gold bugs are about to get their tits ripped off.

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    • The Hippy Dippy Dip Buyer
      The Hippy Dippy Dip Buyer

      Agreed, if we have “500 points of upside”, then gold is in for a shocker. But will likely continue trending higher in the longer term.

      -Hippy

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      • TeahouseOnTheTracks
        TeahouseOnTheTracks

        Yo, Hippy Dippy Weatherman …. where’d ya get that from … Howard Ruff or the Aden Sisters ya old fart?

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  65. chuck bennett

    Sadly, for now, my 24 hours of being in the spot light and calming the markets down is over.

    Until I am needed again,

    regards

    chuck

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