Down the Sewer Pipe

Fuck you CNBC for putting that fat fuck Phil Lebow on teevee today, talking up the auto sector. That’s the last fucking sector, in the whole entire world, I’d want to own here, save some bullshit Chinese burritos fraud stocks. We’re down 8 straight days and now many of you asshats are going short? Good luck. I suppose, to a large extent, it’s all a crapshot.

The only redeeming thing about this whole mess, for me, is witnessing Obama and Congress fail, on an epic level, in trying to turn this economy around. They are sitting ducks, dead in the water, future ghosts.

If I was 100% long today, I’d visit my friends office and punch the shit out of his sheetrock, in an uncontrollable exhibition of rage, then calmly walk out as if nothing happened. It’s days like this that makes me want to throw firecrackers at people or slap pedestrians in the face with hot slices of pizza.

If this market trades down tomorrow, that will make 9 straight days down. This is a KARL DENNINGER, ZEROHEDGE, DOUBLE BLUE BLAZER, APOCALYPTIC dive lower, no safety net. If you are a bear, this is your chance to kill everyone and eat their brains. You must pray for state failures and civil wars, famine and pestilence. Throw in a little epidemic, and I believe this market can go lower.

In the meantime, like a fucking idiot taking an MCAT exam, I sit here waiting for someone to give me the answers. The mood is outright morbid and we need Uncle Ben to get his “press on” so we can feel a little bit better about ourselves.

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