I want to buy TLT, but not yet. Hell, I want to buy a lot of stuff; but I remain stoic in my unparalleled discipline. In the meantime, I am looking for a minor pullback, something that will send people into mini-panic mode again. My current cash position is about 40%. I will bring it up to about 50-60%, until I get my prices.
However, this is not the time to get all aggressive, and shit. If you go long with conviction here, mark my words, you will get clown raped, tossed into a carnivale cannon and fired into outerspace.
Go do some cocaine or heroin shots, or whatever the fuck you enjoy doing.
As for “The Fly”, he will simply be SHOMPing around, zipping around NYC in his fucking space rocket, abducting farmers in Kansas—things of that nature. It’s hot as fuck in NYC today. Good thing I work for myself and don’t have to punch a slave clock, like most of you. If you want to get out of the cabin class, you’re gonna have to start listening to my rants, whether you like it or not.
A great man once said “I don’t have the secrets to success, I have the recipe.”
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I need to go food SHOMPING this morning. Ran out of cereal.
chef le fly,” i have the recipe”,please, just- not-the-chicken
From Urban dictionary:
shomp 53 up, 23 down
to quickly insert one’s penis into another’s anus and pull it out and act as if nothing happened
me: so this is my old shomping grounds. shomped there, shomped there…..huh, i ain’t shomped there.
you: what where i’m standing?
me: SHOMP! still got it.
Fuck you.
Very quickly. Then act like nothing happened.
I gave a thumbs up on that one.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
Other meanings via urban dictionay:
2. shomp
1. a form of shut up
2. let someone know you disagree with them
6. shomp
To bite into hungrily, but not ferociously.
I just can’t imagine the ‘shomp’ thing (1st def) in real life.
Apparently RVBD was a good buy yesterday! I picked some up at 31.17 but because I have ADD, I sold it today at 32.49!
Fly is becoming nicer now.
“punch a slave clock”
That some powerful motivational speaking.
I’m 40% cash and have been waiting for a small panic for a few days, most names haven’t seen any real move with the 200+ or 100+ point days, many names in this small rally will be blown the fuck out with any panic sell, lots of 1% gainers per day will get wiped for 4%+ with one bad day and this rally will have been dog shit.
I’m pissed that I’m making money on only 60% of my capital but when we show more overbought and the media spins a shit storm, I’ll be throwing some Bentleys at this retarded market. As of now I look forward to getting past this sweaty ass of a summer and getting long like Ron Jeremy in this market, too many companies performing well and lots of stocks are cheap as shit.
Scientific study of big dicked gains:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/top-business-stories/the-strangest-study-ever-of-penis-size-and-the-economy/article2105003/
what small penis you have… the better for Shomping the economy with, my dear.
“or whatever the fuck you enjoy doing.”
Speaking of which, where’s CAP — oh, there he is, in his own category on the sidebar!
Like Bernanke always says, “I don’t always do drugs to get high, but when I do – I choose cocaine, Stay thirsty my friends”
dos lines
Start the music, it’s time to do the Hugh