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Carl is Getting Richer


There are few characters on Wall Street who I like more than Carl “give me two seats on your board” Icahn. This morning he bid $76.50 for fucking Clorox. I find that so hilarious, as if he knew how to run a large company like CLX. But that’s not the point. We’ve seen Carl evolve from buying up small bullshit companies to fucking Clorox. I hope he wins the bid and fires everyone, just for sport.

Early going, everything is in place for a monster short squeeze. BHP is bidding for HK. Carl is telling CLX to go fuck themselves and GOOG is ripping off heads and bowling with them. I will likely be putting some money to work this morning.

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14 comments

  1. JTU

    Here first!

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  2. Jerry

    lmfao love it
    ‘ Carl “give me two seats on your board” Icahn. ‘

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  3. drummerboy

    at least he does it better than,”i know nothing about retail” “eddie lampert”.

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    • The_Real_Hmmm

      He knocked it out of the park on the KMart bankruptcy. Nobody realized the actual value of the real estate on which they sat.

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      • Bind Dead Aphid

        Morsels of fine points. Had never considered that. I also wonder how Best Buy was allowed to conquer Circuit City. Technically, I think CC’s still “operational”. Lots of these mono”poly”, options in generic choice businesses play out like a mystery at times.

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  4. Quint

    To wait for the fade, or not wait for the fade…that is the question?

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  5. Po Pimp

    Anyone putting wagers that Icahn pulls his bid eventually?

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    • drummerboy

      that’s his m.o. he’s a large shareholder of clx anyway. the best pump and dump strategy yet.

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      • Po Pimp

        If greenmail was still legal you would never hear anything about these “takeovers”. Give the dude credit, he can change with the times.

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      • Po Pimp

        Another thing, if this was some shady Chinese Burrito there would be a hit piece posted on Muddy Waters within 15 minutes of this announcement. But since it’s CLX and Icahn it’s OK.

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  6. Quint

    Transports are breaking down

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  7. Green Machine

    Just sold out of my last WNR. All said, it ended up being a slight net loss since I panicked in the 14’s and dumped a load. Too much morning coffee makes me feel emotions. I try to tell myself it was just an aside play move, but then there is no such thing as “play” money. I shall heed the Fly’s trading disclaimers. I will stick to my own strategy.

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  8. Cascadian

    Carl is a bulldog.

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  9. codfish

    Bye bye BAC. Just give me 4 more cents.

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