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Winship Has Been Restored

So the analyst at Deutsche Bank upgraded WNR this morning, with a price target of $24. Well, to that I say “it’s about fucking time.” The fundies at the refiners have never been better. On this joyous day, I find myself heavily long WNR and CVI, while taking profits on absurd Chinese stocks (HOGS).

Good Sirs and Ladies of the internet,

“The Fly” is back on a magnanimous scale, up another 4.75% for the day. Just in case you’ve been keeping track, I am back in the black, indeud.

My positioning is flawless and my swagger is incredulous. I intend to make a great deal of money in the weeks and months to come. However, now is the time to raise some cash, based upon celestial mathematics translated through divine hands.

More later.

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16 comments

  1. jimmy_two_times
    jimmy_two_times

    nice HOGS Play

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  2. Bind Dead Aphid

    “[C]elestial mathematics translated through divine hands.” (wow, the audience drooled, in shock, of the SAM’s awe-inspiring nature). Any thoughts on $DFS’s earnings tomorrow LeFly (especially given over all market sentiment – of a catatonic, acutely manic propensity)?

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  3. Chart Killer

    haha, I was so excited to see that thing up over a buck today.. and I don’t even own any. I find myself rooting for the FLY, I freaking love this guy. bad ass, no fear. not regular….

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  4. A Monkey with a Hankering for Gummy Bear WNRs
    A Monkey with a Hankering for Gummy Bear WNRs

    When ya selling WNR?

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  5. The V.King

    Don’t call it a come back…

    I have an open order to sell the rest of my SIRI @ 2.22

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    • Macadamia

      you didn’t mention that you bought it at $9.10 expecting $100.

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      • The V.King

        Your idiotic attempt to be clever has failed just like your tiny cock fails to get erect…

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  6. largebill

    The best thing to come from the Deutsche Bank upgrade will be seeing other analysts following their lead and the stock getting a nice bounce on each upgrade. They all seem to follow each other.

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  7. Caruthers

    “My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah.” — Mike Tyson (NO HOMO).

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  8. Marlow

    WNR – it can’t hurt that the short interest has gone from 6.25 million shares Jan. 31 to 18.6 million shares by May 31…

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