iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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ENTER THE VICE

I invite all of you to enter the vice, so that I may squeeze you. I’d also like all of the Economics majors to come out from the woodwork to explain how core retail sales shot up by 6.1% this month, if I may be sold bold. Everyone is running around with their pants down, screaming about Greece and Portugal, Greece and Portugal. Well I have news for you: GREECE HASN’T BEEN RELEVANT SINCE ALEXANDER THE GREAT, you fucking idiots.

Greece and Portugal can go fuck themselves on a spindle. Love the food, enjoy the people, but fuck the nations.

You’re all very studious over there, on your computer box, warning people of doom. The problem with people is they want to be special. Everyone wants to be a super star. They want to make the big calls, get tonnes of notoriety and have great whores suck their cocks for being so “awesome and amazing.” The reality is, and I am very sorry to inform you of this: most people are cannon fodder. They are nothing more than a series of digits affixed to a government name. The word mediocrity comes to mind, when reading the shit strewn across the web-o-spehere.

As for “The Fly”: he is extraordinary, always thinking outside the box, pissing in other peoples apple cider.

Enjoy today’s squeeze.

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12 comments

  1. kedzilla

    quick, to the $FAS-mobile!

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  2. Woodshedder

    Huh? “Core retail sales, which exclude autos, gasoline and building materials, rose 0.2 percent in May after advancing 0.3 percent in April.”

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  3. drummerboy

    lol when the march retail sales #’s came out, the next day, bloomberg had reported,that 75% of those #’s, ready for this………..CAME FROM GAS STATION SALES you can now use food stamps at gas stations…….. besides, krugman and roubini. go piss in their cider…………me, i’d tell’em to go piss up a fuckin rope………OPA

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  4. The V.King

    I’m trading a whale cock size trade on SIRI…bought yesterday @ 1.89 …Using my V.King slap tits bolliger death grip trading system I should be able to sell it today @ 2.03

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  5. j

    “As for “The Fly”: he is extraordinary, always thinking outside the box, pissing in other peoples apple cider.”

    Don;t be so modest, Fly. I think you’re underselling yourself 🙂

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  6. theedge111

    These so called “positive numbers” that came out in retail and in China are a joke.

    Oversold bounce. We were due.

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  7. grammar hammer

    well suck my WNR.

    its up

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  8. Bind Dead Aphid

    Fly, I was worried until you mentioned the people and their food, because ouzo and Greek islands are quite nice. Re “tonne,” could you mention to JIG that some of us would appreciate a “weights and means” expository on PM troy ounce measurements. Why and what the reasons for the different conversions (e.g. Austrian bullion has a totally alternative system to west or metric), etc… ?

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