iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Unscathed Cock

At the end of the day, life is about gambles. I’ve tried my hand at thousands of bets, some went awry, most to my favour [sic]. As it pertains to the art of propeur [sic] money management, I’ve made my bed in WNR and now I intend to sleep in it. I shall sleep while bombs drops around me. I cannot be wrong, since this specific pick comes from the depths of the most distinguished urinal shadow known to mankind. He smokes cigars and cuts the penises off of people he doesn’t like, with a box cutter. I will have you know, he and I are friends. We chat it up, discuss current events and toss pinless hand grenades around for catch.

For the day, I was up a lot, as the stock Gods blessed my date of birth. I stepped in hard, buying up commodity related shares without regard for bear raids or homosexual Greek protests. I am on the path of winship and I will plant my black flag in the faces of all of you who doubt me, inside of 2 short weeks.

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Look what algorithm nailed the bottom again.

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36 comments

  1. Marc David

    Never doubted it…

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  2. MaidScreamingInTheHallway
    MaidScreamingInTheHallway

    Hey…nobody yelled “FIRST”!!

    Happy Birthday

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    • A Monkey with a Gaggle of Hot Backup Singers Eating Lobster Sammiches (ft. Cher and Her Dead 1st Husband)
      A Monkey with a Gaggle of Hot Backup Singers Eating Lobster Sammiches (ft. Cher and Her Dead 1st Husband)

      First! (i been busy)

      Happy Birfday Senor Tropicana!

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  3. Vegastrader

    That was a birthday rally in your honor. Calls for celebration with lobster, caviar, champagne and thick Porterhouse steak heavily salted lighty pepered. HAPPY BIRTHDAY from a fellow Gemini.

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    • ogma107

      Absent a (NO HOMO) tag, I can only interpret this as an offer for birthday dinneur [sic], fellatio and a cocaine rimjob.

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    • Gwar

      that rally was for Haines

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  4. Chuck Bennet

    bombs a dropping. need not mind such nonsense. all noise.

    regards

    chuck

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  5. Tradermarket247

    Happy Birthday sir!

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  6. Spooky

    Happy b-day, Fly. Cheers, man.

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  7. discoordinated
    discoordinated

    happy birthday. your birthday and winship…..bi-winning

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  8. SteveTheNeighbor
    SteveTheNeighbor

    Happy Birthday to the best Neighbor ever… well, maybe second to that cross dresser who used to live behind
    us, Mr. (or Mrs.) Lombardi. She (or He) was always good for some Yankee tickets in the old days to watch Joe Pepitone and Bobby Richardson play ball. Fly, Jr. showed us his present to you. I suggest you be careful opening it as the air holes are there for a good reason. Mrs. Steve dropped off her famous brisket and matzoh ball soup for the Fly family to enjoy over the next few days.
    Once again, Happy Birthday.
    And there will be a little something for the Gint family to enjoy as soon as it is mailed out over night. Mrs. Steve made them some Kosher Irish Colcannon. Turned out good on the fifth try- nobody got food poisoning.

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  9. Survivor

    Your first paragraph reminds me of a friend of mine that used to go out to the everglades with his buddies with AK-47s (converted to Full-Auto) shooting at each other with live ammo. I didn’t believe it until he showed me the video. Shots hitting water and trees within inches and feet of their bodies as they ran from each other. Real dumbasses those guys.

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  10. J. Livermore

    Plant the Black Flag in the WNR doubters !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  11. Count de Monet
    Count de Monet

    As Robin Leach would say: “champagne wishes and caviar dreams.” Fly

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  12. mrkcbill

    That’s what I said when I returned from Padre Island….

    Happy Birthday Senor Tropicana FIG

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  13. Yizi

    Happy Birthday darling.

    Love your rants!

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  14. Dubz

    Actual LOL at “Homosexual Greek Protests”

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  15. Mike

    No offense but your graph has two problems:

    1) It doesn’t have a number for each day for someone to just wait a disciplined strategy would return

    2) Even with what you have on there you would have gotten hurt badly in mid-March.

    At best what you claim is a one-to-two day fade on a signal, which isn’t even all that reliable.

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  16. jose mann

    what happened to Mark Haines ???

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  17. EXK challenged
    EXK challenged

    Happy B-day Fly, many, many happy returns. Question – you made no mention of your EXK holding…it was up another 4+% today.

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    • flyaway18

      I looked inside the PPT for you so Fly can enjoy his birthday festivities this evening uninterrupted by plebes like us looking for his answer.
      He “sold out” around 3:13 p.m. today.
      I sold some at $9.85 this morning.
      Tough to find any silver bears over on Stocktwits these past few days, although they were quite vocal and arrogant about their talents in shorting it when it dropped precipitiously over several margin requirement hikes. It will be interesting to see how effective they are now that it no longer seems to be an issue.

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  18. Portnoy

    Happy B’ Day!
    Glad to see your WNR got a lot bigger today, now maybe a happy ending is in sight!

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  19. Kenai

    Happy Birthday Fly. All the best.

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  20. GYSC

    The Fly’s WNR is double wrapped with teflon and mylar!

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  21. panamaorange

    The reason for all the whipsaw can be found in the X etfs:
    XLF XLU XLI XLV XLP XRT XHB XLE XLY XLK

    They have been radically out of alignment on 30 and 60 minute charts.
    That means the market is becoming a healthy venue for sector rotation.

    But, it does make the ES and SPY much more prone to whipsaw
    Which is exactly why i ignore the ES and SPY , and focus on the market as a series of sectors nowadays

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  22. buylo

    and what did the Cubs give your Mets for your b-day?

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  23. john

    Interesting disposition you have with your WNR bet. After all the ups and downs I’ve had with trading, I’ve realized every trade thesis is suspect and I will never hold allegiance to any thesis if it is costing me money. Now I realize trading is really a game with one’s self. Making money is purely a byproduct of excellent discipline. The need to hold on to a thesis is a need to be proven right. I have personally experienced how the need to be proven right is very costly at times.

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    • Baron de Rothschild
      Baron de Rothschild

      Fucking brilliant! I have never seen so much truth written in so few words.

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    • Frog

      Well, when one holds a thesis, I suppose one needs some exit criteria, just as with any other trade– to know under what circumstances will one consider one’s trade/thesis to have gone wrong and thus to exit with a loss. Just as one needs targets for exiting with a gain.

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  24. Berserker

    Since it’s my first post and Fly’s birthday, I’ll try to make a contribution – in the form of a question… people will have different answers, and each answer is a present. Do your high conviction trades/picks produce better returns than the normal/”take-it-or-leave-it” trades/picks?

    Happy Birthday Fly and thanks for all the entertainment!

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  25. Lurker Bedlum

    Epic song choice. Didn’t realize it was a birthday. Happy Birthday! Been a lurker for over 8 months and felt compelled to post after the song choice.

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  26. theedge111

    All of this cock talk is starting to sound really gay.

    You need to throw up a “Village People” video at the end of your post if you want to continue talking about your cock!

    Let me add a little comment regarding your weiner. Frontline who is one of the largest international shippers just reported an 81% drop in earnings versus 1st Q 2010. They blamed most of it on boatloads of oil that has nowhere to go.

    According to them crude tanker shipments have completly collapsed by about 90% versus 2008 because there is so much fucking oil sitting around.

    WNR is a good company but food for thought.

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    • theedge111

      typo…Tanker shipment charges have dropped 90%..

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  27. frank gamwell

    what is it with “[sic]” this and “[sic]” that. what’s next–em dashes in evey other sentance[sic]?

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