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BONER TIME

321 cracks are now up 8% to 5 year highs, above $31. This shit is getting so egregious, so magnanimous, the clerk at my local gas station is doing lines of blow off his cash register.

If you are a human being in need of money, it is imperative that you consider long positions in one of the following, if not all: WNR, CVI, ALJ, HOC, VLO, CLMT, TSO.

In layman’s terms, it’s BONER TIME for WNR shareholders.

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28 comments

  1. DMG

    Fred Durst

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    • Dubz

      Yes, Fred is probably wishing he could get a boner while doing coke off a hookers ass crack saying indeud to current crack spreads.

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  2. pedro

    EPIC POST.

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  3. pedro

    Egregious and Boner are the words of the day.

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  4. drummerboy

    boner pops for all

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  5. Kwame Brown

    Long and strong $EXK.

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  6. WNR

    Excuse me…coming through….look out…..GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!!

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  7. Dubz

    Love it when people do lines of blow off the cash registers at their place of employment.

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  8. J. Livermore

    $WNR about to bust the 50 day moving average like a cherry.

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  9. Spooky

    For the people who actually give a rip about the fundamentals, the ~.82 consensus estimate for this qtr WNR implies a crack spread of $16. If you plug in 24, they make around 2.10 EPS, at $30 its around 2.89, *for q2*. Thats based on the sga,intExp,amort, and operating numbers they talked about on the call.

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  10. WNR is a Looser
    WNR is a Looser

    Funny, how it was boner time for WNR a few weeks ago, before the 20% haircut. Now, cracks are up 7%, and the stock is still down 15%. The rally in WNR is tired. The stock is up from $5 to $16.50 in 6 months. Spreads will not stay this high for long. They will crash just like silver did last week.

    As I said earlier, ride this wave up to $17 and sell. There is no more secular bull play in the refiners. You missed it if you weren’t in back in January or earlier.

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    • The Fly

      STFU and learn to invest while spelling the word “loser” correctly, you fucking gimp.

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    • john

      I hope your not short. Path of least resistance is up.

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      • drummerboy

        most all refineries in the gom area are now under a severe flood watch.whats gonna happen if 30 plus refiners come off line for evacuations. keep your fingers crossed that it does,then my wnr will get a 40 dolla BONER…………….ahhhhh, wish in one hand………….a wnr boner in the other……….

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    • J. Livermore

      You are so retarded. hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhaha Comparing crack spreads to silver??? hahahhahahhahahahhahahahha

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    • J. Livermore

      Notice the quick reversal off $17…NOT !!!

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  11. Trading Nymph

    OK little US Dollar…I want you to take out 75.00 clean today…ok?

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  12. shipwrecked&alone
    shipwrecked&alone

    Morgan and Stanley Refining Conf 5/19. WNR annual meeting 6/7. CVI earning today. WNR hit the earnings estimate of .30c if you eliminate the junk so new estimates will be close to reality probably. Refineries will be impacted by flooding. up and down the Mississippi. Perfect timing for sale of Yorktown. Article says TSO is looking for refineries to purchase which will remove the plants available or accelerate other buyers to move quickly.

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  13. Geoduck

    Can Yorktown be worth much if they are not even bothering to run it today? With these crack spreads why does it sit idle?

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  14. J. Livermore

    I pray with all my might that refineries in the Mississippi flood zone are no less that 10 feet underwater ASAP. In god’s name we pray, amen.

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  15. Trading Nymph

    OK does anyone have a feel on the China Trade Data tonight? Can’t find the leak yet…Shanghai Comp became weaker into the close, but Shanghai Futures rallied up into the close…

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  16. Wilco

    Per Bloomberg…. “Western Refining expects the Colonial Pipeline to connect to its Yorktown plant in June, CEO Jeff Sevens said. The company is making progress for Yorktown to function as a terminal.”

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  17. Prospectus

    Let go of half my $WNR here

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  18. TeahouseOnTheTracks
    TeahouseOnTheTracks

    WNR=ZAMBONI

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  19. J. Livermore

    What a great day…

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