I ate so much BBQ chicken this evening, I feel as if I am writing this under the influence of general anesthesia. As I sit here watching my insane brother in law watch Hitler on the History channel, I am sensing S&P futures are rising. Keep in mind, I’ve yet to view the market and have no idea if futures are lower or higher. However, I do know POMO. And if Bernanke is truly as badass as he claims to be, he will light the faces, of those who bet against him, on fucking fire— starting with tonight’s session,.
Gold, silver and oil should all trade higher, following last weeks liquidation. As my brother in law switches from Hitler to Vietnam, I feel a certain urge to drink coffee, something hot. Mind you, I do not like cold coffee anymore. If one is to drink coffee, no matter the temperature outside, it should be consumed HOT. Only bitches and homosexuals drink iced coffee.
As an aside, I am, most assuredly, pleased to report NYC buses are now equipped with cameras to stop traffic violations. So, should you drive your car in NYC and happen to turn into the bus lane, you are practically guaranteed to receive a $100 ticket inside of 3 business days. There is nothing like living inside a tightly wound police state. You can’t do shit without getting arrested. Everyone is one bad choice from 20 years in prison, unless of course you are a child molester. They only get 2-3 years.
It is my opinion that too many people have freedom anyway. I’d like to see all sorts of people hurried away into small cells, especially people who drive their cars without honor.
I am getting off topic here. 10,000 apologies.
Hitler is back on the teevee and “The Fly” is back to his bullshit again, buying stocks with reckless abandon.
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You are correct about futures sir.
Looks like a big up day coming to the market tomorrow.
They have been setting up cameras all around my area. Enforcing both speed and stop. I am very good at slowing down before I see cop shooting radar, but avoiding cameras I can not see will surely put an end to my speeding. May as well trade in my car for a 4 cyl.
I question, what is an enforceable speed? Will the city treasurers call the police when they are low on funds for the month to dial up the ticket writing? 35 in a 25? Or will 26 in a 25 get you busted?
Meredith Whitney must be quite upset as this will surely solve the muni crisis… guess she’s wrong again.
On another topic, indeed the futures are looking strong.
Here in Houston TX, they put Red Light cameras on the ballot, took it to a vote and the public voted with a resounding “NO, we don’t want them”. Forced the police to pull the plug on all the cameras. Ya’ll need to remember you do still live in a democracy.. Right??
No margin increases for stocks, it’s all up from here!
“As an aside, I am, most assuredly, pleased to report NYC buses are now equipped with cameras to stop traffic violations. So, should you drive your car in NYC and happen to turn into the bus lane, you are practically guaranteed to receive a $100 ticket inside of 3 business days.”
Heck yea! Living in NYC, mass transportation > then you people who decide to park at the bus stop or get in the bus only lanes. This should also make bus transportation much quicker. I use subways more cause its quicker but this news could make bus ridership go much higher now
Since when should one asshole get in the way of a bus full of people? Ticket the shit out of them. Im sorry if this inconviences you Fly, but the rest of us in the city use mass transportation and this is welcomed news.
Power to the small pleb!
Remember who rules New Amsterdam, small ones.
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Brilliant writing..honestly love it !
Its fine to be bullish on the market here. But, if UGA (gasoline) breaks the all time high from a few years ago, retail and discretionary stocks are on a bullet train to the penny stock exchange.
BWLD and RRGB in particular. No one is spending 10 bucks for a hamburger, after waiting in gas lines.
It depends, will they actually go after the oil future margins rates. Its obvious theyre not doing anything yet, because of government favoritism to goldman and JPM. Those two are levered up to their eyeballs in oil, no matter what commentary they pretend to give out.
Talk about fucking POMO. I spent an egregious $250+ on ingredients for Mother’s Day dinner serving 6 people. We decided to scrap the extremely decadent dessert originally planned because the supermarket had the audacity to charge $34/lb for Turkish pinenuts and ridiculous prices for 72% cocoa. Also, for some unknown fucking reason, lobster was more than half the price of jumbo lump crab. God help us if lobster becomes a confederate delicacy.
Just put out a platter of ultra ripe, MANGOES. I just ate 6 after dinner. Cooking is for fools.
“Robster,” truely, serrah.
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Rangoes and Robster
“Only bitches and homosexuals drink iced coffee”
Fly, is your real name Brandon Scott Quintana, and did anyone ever tell you that those earrings you are wearing are a bit feminine looking?
“The latest ripple in the Starbucks crime wave arose when the mother of coffee lover Brandon Scott Quintana “woke up from a nap with a parched throat,” discovered her son’s unfinished cup of iced coffee just sitting there in the fridge, “probably thought it was safe to drink,” and drank it all up. When Quintana came home and discovered that his beverage was gone, he became “pissed off because he spent every cent on that coffee.” A tussle ensued, and Quintana allegedly pushed his mother into a computer chair. When the cops showed up, the caffeine-deprived stock market blogger tried to argue that his mom stole his coffee from him. This argument didn’t work—possibly because his mom had funded the coffee in the first place?—and Quintana was arrested for battery.”.
I will skip every post from “Baron” again. May you suffer severely.
None of you fuckers even appreciate the brilliance of the “Banned” cover photo attached to this post.
“Banned,” which kicked some serious equine ass at Churchill on Oaks Day, is now the official horseflesh of the iBC community.
Everyone who is henceforth officially “banned” for insolence will also be kicked in the head by aforesaid kingly beast.
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And may the most egregious POMO momo homo win.
you must be having a great month !!!!
Month started out well with the Derby Winner named after the best fake tree in the business.
But we need to attend to that PM problem, too…
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Relief rally, Mutual Fund Monday…..buy, buy, buy….I hate Mondays.
Dollar down against the euro, so the market is pointing up. When the USD rises against a falling euro, the market falls. Today, the USD is falling against a rising euro, so the market moves higher. Even some of the big players got bloody noses from the rumor about Greece leaving the EU, which gave rise to a stronger USD:
“Clive Capital, the world’s largest commodity hedge fund, has been left nursing losses of more than $400m as a result of the dramatic collapse in the price of oil last week.”
Good Day Fly
{doffing cap}
1. Chicken is not food – chicken is what food EATS – at best, chicken is a slightly higher form of vegetable
2. You are what you eat – therefore, as it stands now, Fly is a vegetable
3. The market is is a downtrend – fact, by almost all metrics – you don’t have to like it – just suck it up, and take cautious longs
4. Thanks fer listening
Rat F.
lol how do your comments make u money? r u short? do u look at facts? is your name marty wiess?
Howdy
I trade futures, mostly South Africa
Yes, eye am short right now
Thanks for asking
Rat F.
Did I forget to mention that I am so gay!
Gay as Fuck I Am!
Thanks for asking!
If you ever consider suicide, go for it!
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!