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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Where Are the Loud Mouths Now?

Indeud.

You little trollops were talking so much shit yesterday, as I graciously legged into silver stocks trapped inside cars filled with mustard gas. I braved the fumes and rode into work— long and worried— with egregious amounts of PSLV and AG. What did you do, pal?

See, that’s who I am and you’re nothing? Good Father? Fuck you, go home and play with your kids. If you want to be able to read here, you better pay attention to what I am telling you, else you fuckers are out.

I’ve been in this business for over 15 years now, banking coin without regard for limitations or the feelings of my enemies. In full candor, I show you my hand. In return, the very second my hand takes a hit, you little piss ants come here to revel in my frustration. Let me be clear (no Obama), I will murder you. Don’t fuck with me if you value your liver, for I will eat it with my ritz crackers.

A quick little update for you: This is the PERFECT environment for the refiners, following a sharp drop in crude. Hey, do you know what the crack spreads did this week, as crude plunged? They went up you fucking faggots. So, we have a scenario where gasoline is cheaper, profit margins are greater, and fears of demand destruction through $4.30 gasoline are abating—as prices come down. Needless to say, I am loaded up with WNR, ALJ and CVI.

Onto silver: there are a lot of silly fuckers leaning short. I expect to see silver trade up to $40, spitting in the faces of people like Jim “dumbass Asian pole smoking bow tie having” Rogers, Carlos Slim and Dennis Gartman. My favorites are PSLV, AG and EXK.

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41 comments

  1. J

    Mr Fly… you are particularly angrified and the readership this morning. Let me be the first to say that I want you to win.

    Anyways where’s Zombie this morning, as I miss his insights.

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    • Dubz

      Funniest shit ever!

      “Anyways where’s Zombie this morning, as I miss his insights.”

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  2. J

    oops at the readership

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  3. Raule

    Those cowards drove to work in a Hyundai.

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  4. Jakegint

    Agreud! I have even acquired my own small pleb troll — an angry little man named Jonti who mocked my continuing to acquire AGQ (+9.09)

    I think it’s a personal problem, frankly.

    _________

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  5. ruggyup

    Probably up to $50 but then, it’s a slippery slope.

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  6. rcb13

    MHR all day…

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  7. Mike

    I will follow as I have…AG and my WNR banking coin….long live Mr. Fly…!!!

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  8. Green Machine

    M. Le Fly, your take on IMO.

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  9. the man

    Fly, any reason for not having AGQ?

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  10. The Fly

    Pslv is up the same, no?

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  11. panamaorange

    Emerging Markets EEM could outperform in May , due to “inverse head and shoulders” patterns in FXI China EWZ Brazil + EPI india.The EEM emerging etf trades with more volume than IWM Russell 2k, and the QQQ Nasdaq.So,its arguably the 2nd most important index, next to the S and P 500!!!

    And I DON’T see why a rising dollar is bearish for EEM . This falling dollar has been hurting emerging market exports to badly, Brazil was considering major currency intervention. And China was resisting efforts to raise the yuan, until truck driver riots literally forced their hand.

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  12. the man

    thanks, got it

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  13. Wilco

    WNR and the power of dollar cost averaging…learn it, love it, live it

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  14. A Monkey with the Loud Mouth
    A Monkey with the Loud Mouth

    I like my WNR today!

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  15. tgarfield

    silver might after it clears 30

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  16. Yabollox

    Big dicked gains from WNR today!

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  17. carnahan

    The WNR is going limp again……..

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  18. FatStacks

    WNR Just Can’t Win!!!

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  19. kedzilla

    closed my slw, slv postions i opened this morning for near nothing. disgusted with the USD.

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    • kedzilla

      I don’t know who the fuck buys the USD with QEx forecasted to make it rain….but I guess its just someone happy to manipulate.

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  20. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    I am banking egregeus amounts of coin today…this week has been a rollercoaster but it may end up being my best week of the year.

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  21. exk king

    I am ecstatically happy about your immersion in EXK…(thanks Jake G)…where do you think it will go to?

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  22. theedge111

    Greece Threatening to leave the Euro.

    Kiss this rally goodbye.

    ECB emergency meeting tonight to try and save the system per Spegel..YIKES!

    And so it begins.

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    • go2mars

      Nigel Farage had it right all along (of course). If this is now, then we are all about to experience volatility on steroids.

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    • J

      It means total default by Greece and losses of 300 billion for the gang because those fuckers aren’t paying anyone.

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      • drummerboy

        there gonna get “greeked”. i’m sorry, i just had to.

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  23. A Monkey with the Loud Mouth to go along with his Big Dick
    A Monkey with the Loud Mouth to go along with his Big Dick

    Erin Burnett? Where is she going. Please tell me she’s starting a career in p0rn!

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    • theedge111

      Burnett is heading to CNN

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      • A Monkey with the Loud Mouth to go along with his Big Dick
        A Monkey with the Loud Mouth to go along with his Big Dick

        Cool.

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      • TeahouseOnTheTracks
        TeahouseOnTheTracks

        must be replacing Lou Dobbs that traitor now @ Fox

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  24. Blind Read Ant
    Blind Read Ant

    With best wishes to all, I’d like to thank IBC for a timely WNR gain today!

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  25. Quint

    Bears pressing market with GS – but it may backfire.

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  26. Rat Fink

    Here I am, and yes I’m feeling lucky, punk!

    Girly-Bullz getting tired

    You have been Rat Finked

    Thanks for listening

    Rat F.

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    • Quint

      Rat Fink running from Startbucks to Starbucks to get a new IP and try to stay a step ahead of the banning.

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      • Rat Fink

        Quint is correct!

        A man does what a man has to does :o)

        LIKE I said – bullz have shot their wad – time to make munney on the Dark Side

        Fondest Possible Regards

        Rat F.

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