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ATTENTION BEARS: Your Balls are Toast (NO HOMO)

Well, well, well, look what we have here, a regular melt up of sorts. You little raccoon fuckers will feel the sharp end of my blade today, especially those who are short silver. I take personal offense to anyone who is shorting silver, following a 1 week 30% decline. If you are such a person, mind you, your balls are toast (no idea what that really means).

The job numbers were better than expected, mainly because THE ECONOMY IS ON FUCKING FIRE. Fuck you very much.

As a result, I am expecting a 125-200 point rally today, lifting everything, AND MORE. There is no need for me to give you stock picks. If you are a PPT subscriber, go check out the recent OVERSOLD list and have at it. As you know, it is a sublime harmony of mathematical precision (SHOMP).

Into the open, “The Fly” will be hedonistically eating beluga caviar over ghetto fabulous ritz crackers, whilst sipping on some Ace champagne (gold bottle).

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26 comments

  1. flame throwers from the croch
    flame throwers from the croch

    Glad to see you are back.

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  2. AlphaBetaBanjo
    AlphaBetaBanjo

    Bernanke….To ride Uncle Mo in Kentucky derby….wins easy

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  3. William The Conqueror
    William The Conqueror

    MickyD adds 62K minimum wage jobs. The economy is on fire!

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  4. TheV.King

    Holla G

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  5. Mick

    fade the stock bounce… come on now. Silver is oversold but not oversold enough. GL

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  6. The Big Ragu

    Fly did you unload the TZA ?

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  7. go2mars

    Sounds like a good line from an 80’s action movie. A good movie mind you. Either just before or after a scene involving a flamethrower.

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  8. Brandon

    “Fuck you very much.”

    Inspired from…. ?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hyrQzhU08w

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  9. Raule

    Holy fuck I’ve been buying the dip these last two days thinking I’m shit nuts. If these indicies get to bouncing here, holy balogna.

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  10. ruggyup

    Uncle Bern on Uncle MO? Nice call. Both sick and scratched.

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  11. dickyhidickylow
    dickyhidickylow

    HeeeeeeHawwwww!

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  12. Craptastic

    Saw this article at Ed Steer’s this morning and thought it was interesting. Probably old news here, but new to me.
    http://goldsilver.com/video//must-watch-gaddafi-s-golden-oil-plan-bomed-away-by-coalition-libyan-mission/

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  13. J

    Fly

    Is the is a good to be mocking the shorts, especailly silver variety? This is like a funeral for a suicide and no time to be mocking. Shame on you sir 😉

    Actually this a very funny post.

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  14. drummerboy

    cant short some of em, ha ha, they got restricted this morning, runnin scaaaad

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  15. Trading Nymph

    Good Number takes the Clams power away for QEing…..US Dollar may come out the victor by the end of the day and this rally could fade fast….we will see.

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    • Bullish

      It must be a job bubble… they really arn’t being created, the US is just stockpiling US workers in warehouses to further inflate this job bubble thingy……. What a joke! Someone get me a pin to pop this thing!

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      • Trading Nymph

        Bullish…Did you notice the Movement in the US Dollar Index, Someone sold it down hard to 43.98ish and took out a lot of stops…its moving up at this point. Why would anyone want to buy the Eur vs the US Dollar if QEing is off the table and the Real Fins are on it (that is a political party that opposes a Portugal bailout)? The Australian Dollar is getting a bid, but just as I pondered last night, even if the RBA Statement (Australians Fed Minutes) are somewhat hawkish, if commodities sell off the issue of inflation is gone for them. Today is a key day, if this rally pushes up on a stronger dollar then the world really is doing better….if it fades as the dollar becomes stronger, it was all just Clam Money…lol, you know which Camp I am in….now where is that darn pin.

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  16. Green Machine

    The buyers have magically appeared! I loved adding to all my favourites yesterday at B.C. pricing in the A.D. era. Only bad move YTD was my Earnest Lemmingway move of dumping my WNR at near bottom yesterday. Stung like a paper cut, but it’s already healing.

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  17. Mike

    back on AG for another ride…

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  18. Wilco

    ALJ !……..thanks Fly

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  19. stinkystank

    Eat a dick, Grandpa.

    no homo

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