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Sears Squeeze

If there is one stock that embodies the very definition of short squeeze, it’s SHLD. Shorts hate it more than Muslims hate on gay Jewish alcoholic catholic priests fighting for contractors in Iraq. The Chairman is a fucking hedge fund manager, Eddie Lampert. It’s a Jim Cramer fav. And, to boot, their fucking stores suck. Yet, they still manage to generate lots of cash. Plus, they own a fuckload of real estate.

Any minor uptick in sales causes the stock to run naked through the streets of Wall, stabbing short sellers in the eyes until the tip of the blade falls off. It truly is one of those stocks.

Yesterday, JAH posted better than expected results. In my opinion, as well as the opinion of others, this bodes well for SHLD, as JAH‘s shit lines their store shelves. Give SHLD a reason to run, Mr. Burlap short seller, and it will turn your brokerage account into a zero sum, inactive account, subject to closure.

At the present, SHLD is my second largest position.

I am not sure where the market is going today. However, it’s rather obvious the dollar is heading lower. It seems we are in a loop, like the movie groundhog day. Some of you think stuff is changing. But in reality, everything is exactly the same.

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22 comments

  1. Po Pimp

    First?

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    • WTF

      It was 25 views and 0 comments when I last checked. You’re at least 27th.

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  2. Yabollox

    I sold a K-Mart to an Auto dealer, who now has it rented out to a big church.

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  3. go2mars

    http://www.infowars.com/new-obama-birth-certificate-is-a-forgery/

    I know the source on this will raise eyebrows, but what do you think out there? Is it real? Why was so much spent on keeping things mysterious? Not that it matters either way if the banking class wants things a certain way. Just curious.

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    • riggedgame

      Who gives a fuckin’ shit? Were you bitching when NON-AMERICAN BORN
      Traitor McCain was running for President?

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    • Forger

      Thanks for that post. Very informative. As you can see, I intentionally botched the forgery to call attention to this matter. I am now in the witness protection program.

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    • A Monkey with a Crack Spread Addiction
      A Monkey with a Crack Spread Addiction

      What fucking retard takes more than two years to come up with a birth certificate when its required by law? Duh-Bama. A kid can’t get a drivers license without showing proof of age via a birth certificate. Fucking pathetic.That “hey I just found it” birth certificate is a forgery, shame on us dumbfucks for allowing a criminal and his baby’s mutha to live in the White House. USA, its all about facebook and letting fascist retards rob the middle class and enslave the stupid.

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      • riggedgame

        Is it a Constitutional requirement to have to show your College transcripts?

        Or is that just a way of saying “You n***gah dick sucker, you ain’t fit
        to be President of my Caucasian Country!”

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        • A Monkey with a Crack Spread Addiction
          A Monkey with a Crack Spread Addiction

          Wah, wah, wah, That’s right everyone hates Obama cause he’s 1/2 black and a closet muzzie. Wah, wah, wah. Can’t you fathom the fact that everyone hates Obama cause he’s a lying retard, not cause he’s 1/2 black and a muzzie. He ain’t fit to run a lemonade stand.

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    • Alvari

      Dude! Oh my god, dude! I can’t believe it. This forged document is smoke-n-mirrors, for the smoke-n-mirrors over there, so that we don’t see the smoke-n-mirrors over here. I know b/c my sister has an awesome set of tools and she was able to figure it out.

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    • Baron de Rothschild
      Baron de Rothschild

      It is amazing how much time has been devoted to Obama’s birth certificate, and how little time has been devoted to the fact that Goldman Sachs was Obama’s largest campaign contributor for four straight years. I care a lot less about the charlaton’s birthplace, than I care about having a crooked shill for Lloyd, Jamie, Jeff, Warren and Laurence in the White House.

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      • Thomas Pynchon

        Nothin’ amazing about it at all.

        Proverbs for Paranoids, 3: If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don’t have to worry about answers.

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      • Jakegint

        Charlton (Moses) was born in Evansville, Illinois, I think.

        ________

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  4. Moolahheaven

    No matter how much kasif i make, the feds demolition of our currency makes it moot…

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  5. shipwrecked&alone
    shipwrecked&alone

    Bought CVI at $21.65 this morning. TSO reports Wed followed by HOC, ALJ, FTO, WNR on Thurs. Timing of CVI report is good on the following Monday 5/9.

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  6. J

    The dollar sell of is really disturbing from the sense that last time we had a falling dollar and rising comod prices was just around the crisis.

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  7. J

    Who the fuck is bidding up the euro against the Dollar. this is crazy shit. You can’t fight the tape but jeez louise.

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