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This is of Great Interest to Me

As I deal with general contractors and Italian tile guys, the market is resting after a big move up. Today’s downside action is minimal and should be bought. Amongst my holdings, I am most pleased with MWW, VCLK, X and SHLD today. As the move in oil matures, I will be allocating new money into tech/retail: hence, I have been buying CY and SHLD. I believe the move in silver is woefully idiotic. However, I was never a fan.

Ahead of VLO earnings tomorrow, I like my chances long ALJ, CVI and WNR. However, if VLO doesn’t blow out the quarter, do not couple VLO with WNR, as their businesses are entirely different. VLO focuses more on sour/heavy crude, while WNR is plain jacking suckers in Texas for “cheap as fuck” crude.

Listen to me as if your entire torso was one giant eardrum, hear me with your entire life force: we are not done going higher. Fuck Syria and everyone in the middle east. We will tomahawk them all and strip them from their natural resources.

The United Steaks of America is an empire in decline, buoyed by a space aged military, which makes us quite dangerous. Before we give up the mantle of world dominance, we shall endeavor to burn your cities to the ground, then salt your lands. This is not a joke, but an assured outcome. Our tanks will shoot holes into your factories, sending your unemployment rate to triple digits.

Nevertheless, before our machine of war operates with impunity inside of your finest cities, our stock market will rise, based upon the desperate attempts of our Central Bank to save the financial system from an inevitable and most horrendous collapse.

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24 comments

  1. chivo

    the last 3 paragraphs of this post are supreme in quality

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  2. gumby

    Ahh italian tile guys are thew Best…but they make a mess !!.
    grappa helps !

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  3. Juiceyfruit

    wow … there’s a lot of subliminal messages in there .. and in your face ones, too.

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  4. gumby

    the.
    .burning this sticky microsoft key board !

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  5. Bubbles

    Happy J.I.G day to all.

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  6. The Fly

    Happy JIG day. Do a JIG if you please.

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  7. pedro

    phenomenal writing.

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  8. Geoduck

    Is it contractors who install Italian tile? Or Italian contractors who install tile? Or Italian guys installing Italian tile?

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  9. Mick

    my WNR hurts…

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  10. Mick

    adding to my large WNR… I am gonna need new pants.

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  11. A Monkey with a Neighborhood Full of Spoiled 20 Something Shit Heads
    A Monkey with a Neighborhood Full of Spoiled 20 Something Shit Heads

    What stocks should I buy and sell today?

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  12. small axe

    If the USA is in decline, who is coming up? China? They are like two thousand fucking years old! This country has more life left than any other crap hole around.

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    • A Monkey with a Neighborhood Full of Spoiled 20 Something Shit Heads
      A Monkey with a Neighborhood Full of Spoiled 20 Something Shit Heads

      Does somebody have to “come up”? Simple as this, in the future people in the USA won’t die from obesity and people in other countries won’t starve. It is a zero-sum game.

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      • small axe

        Except that the gap between the haves and have nots is growing, not shrinking.

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    • go2mars

      Who came up after the Roman empire (the first and only time a global reserve currency collapsed)?

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      • small axe

        England

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        • go2mars

          http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-04-spacex-aims-mars-years.html The technologies developed by the colony effort will change the world (energy efficiency, recycling, hydroponics, energy and materials sciences, computer/robot doctors, low-labor manufacturing, 3D printing, and on and on it goes). Once established, this will be the source of the next renaissance as necessity is the mother of invention.

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      • go2mars

        Well after 1000 years known as “The Dark Ages” something eventful happened in Europe somewhere.

        Hari Seldon has it all mapped out. Don’t worry; we have our own planet Terminus thanks to the information age we are undergoing.

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  13. small axe

    Don’t argue with me. I have une time machine.

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  14. BlindReadAnt

    Toast to the JIG.

    For the love of your families, store 1 lb. silver bars in your house’s attic, somewhere where the statistical bulk of crooks dare never timely traverse (somewhere the dish and cable installers might even try to avoid).

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