I am happy to report, our auxiliary offices in Ulaanbaatar have fended off “assholish” attacks from our Asian steppe enemies. It should come as no surprise: those who were captured have been executed via pinless hand grenades tossed into enemy container bins aka “fag-boxes.” At this time, they also hit us with various low end cyber attacks, which were again fended off and eliminated. As a result, we are burning the corpses of those captured and killed. Hence, if you see black smoke emanating from the chimney of some non-descript castle, you will know why.
Regarding the market: I expect to see my refinery stocks appreciate a great deal this week, coinciding with my monthly general construction expenditures. Stocks like CVI, ALJ and WNR will offset any and all expenses. Also, as the retards in NATO sit around paying RTN “Bernanke-Bucks” via launching “idiot-bombs” that do nothing, the spread between Brent and WTI crude will widen. This is a major boon for domestic refiners. Blah, blah, blah, blah. You never listen.
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Blame the J man.. probably doing push-ups on the server and fell over after he broke 100 in a row. Did a dance and kicked the cord.
Ride the whirlwind if you must but remember to take regular cigarette (fag box?) breaks.
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fag boxes? is Gen.Dostum part of IBC now?
I mean the burning part. He liked putting folks in containers.
Please update news: Gas is 4.51+ on Kauai
Wow. the site is lighting fast now. Can you have some fix the god damned iphone app now,
HAL will be interesting when they report in the morning.
Dont’ care at all what they report for 1Q, but care a lot about guidance for 2Q and rest of 2011.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qnd-hdmgfk
Go2….LOL, love the Vid, I thought about that one too. Po so true.
I would like to take this opportunity of shitty futures prints to point out one of chessNwine’s 2011 predictions:
6. Selling in May and going away will not hold true in 2011. Instead, we
will see a correction in March and April, setting up May as a buy.
So far this is setting up to be absolutely spot on.
By the way, give that man a raise if May does turn out to be the “buy of the year”.
lol, deffinitly maybe,,,or not,,,i hate indecision,,,i think….
hey Po, didnt see what chess wrote,but i must say. i thought the same thing a while back. that sell in may,will be a mistake this year.
drummerboy, i have the same feeling, but watching my profits dwindle in clf,,clne,fcx,,,,
Olive oil in the iBC server again? My lovely girlfriend chose to place an oil candle on the desk shelf directly above my laptop. Cat dearest knocked the candle and its oil onto my laptop, and my laptop screen permanently looks like Gorbachev’s forehead. It seems impossible, but I believe this sweet little cat could start events that would burn the house down, if we left her alone for 48 hours.
S&P downgrades U.S. credit rating! Ouch! Futures explode to downside!
What a bunch of morons are these S&P! They ought to be privatized, because their collective IQ is the same as of the other government agencies’.
That’s good, I was getting worried the dollar was getting too strong today and we’d have a down day.
Now the dollar could go back to falling and the market can go back to rising.
And the last time S&P made you money on a ratings call???????
I was not wrong on the refiners!!!
So if interest rates move up on the S&P downgrade, doesn’t that mean we should be buying the banks?
One(this one) does not customarily by stock in a company run by executives who couldn’t manage a pay toilet.
Gotta love how S&P comes to the party with all this new insight!